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Where the hell am I?

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basically...
Well, as I said before, you are in Dimension 2. What's that, you ask? Well, basically there are four dimensions. Three are dimensions of the living, and one is of the dead. You would be from Dimension 1. And that happens to be where I was born and raised as well. If you're interested in finding out how the hell I got here, you can check out the library, where I've written my autobiography.

the tri-dimensions
Anyways, back on track, the three living dimensions are called the tri-dimensions and to rule over all three would be to have supreme, undefeatable power. Unsurprisingly, many people are out to gain control, but it's not that easy. Both Dimension 2 and Dimension 3 have extremely large armies. 75% of people in Dimension 2 are in the army and 95% of people in Dimension 3 are in the army. In your dimension, you're luckily quite oblivious to the other dimensions. That's not to say that you aren't a part of the tri-dimensions. Your Emperor and Empress, who have decided to keep the other dimensions a secret from their people in order to protect them, blocked the portal in between the dimensions so that people can not travel to and from Dimension 1 without their permission. The portal system is sort of strange. It goes in order. Dimension 1 is connected to Dimension 2, and Dimension 2 is connected to both of the other tri-dimensions. Dimension 1 and 3 are not connected, and in order for people to travel from one to the other, they must cross through Dimension 2. You would think that we would have a block in between us and Dimension 3, but unfortunately an agreement has to be set up between both sides in order to put up a block...and the Emperor and Empress of Dimension 3, wanting to take us over, of course wont agree to be blocked out. Right now, however, is a relative time of peace. I am not sure how long that will last.

the ultimate power of the tri-dimensions
Recently discovered by me, my husband and his "inner circle" (you can learn about that later), that you can have ultimate power without ruling the tri-dimensions. Upon the birth of our only daughter, Cerise, and the realization that she was the only child that had blood from all the three tri-dimensions, we discovered that she had great potential powers deep inside her far greater than any warrior ever in the history of the tri-dimensions. She can't control them yet, being only two, and luckily she hasn't even discovered them. Jordan thinks that she will be the one who will eventually rule over the tri-dimensions. We will just have to see.

the negative dimension...
The dimension of the dead, or more commonly referred to as the negative dimension or Dimension 4, is not connected to any other dimension, because basically, once you're there, you are there for good. It's, as you may have guessed, the place where all the dead from the tri-dimensions go. They exist as spirts, with the ability to appear how they looked at any age in their time in the living dimensions. Unsurprisingly, most people in the negative dimension choose to look young. You can communicate telepathically, and since they are only spirits here, they have only one of the five senses, sight. They also have an added 6th sense, which allows their telepathic communication. It's very peaceful in the negative dimension, I'm told.