I was hatched from a large egg in Sioux City, Iowa on September 13, 1976. I am the second of three sons. I have spent the majority of my life in Sioux City chained to a bed post in my father's room. It has not been all bad though. My parents feed me well with a large assortment of roaches, crickets, and earthworms that find their way into our basement.

Except for the verbal, physical, and psychological abuse, I have had a very fortunate life. I made it all the way through school and graduated from West High School in 1994. Throughout high school, I played guitar in many bands and enjoyed a rock and roll lifestyle(whatever that means).

I just finished up a 2 year electronics degree at Western Iowa TechI also worked at Gateway^©in the engineering department.

These days, I'm living in Minneapolis and working for the Burlington Northern Railraod as an electronic technician.