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Reasons It's Terrific To Be Short

1. You are just like one of the guys (The Monkees, of course!)-Davy is short too!
2. You can use that great line of Davy's, "I am standing up."
3. While playing a sport you can go in between a persons legs if you can't get around them.
4. You can ask the tall, cute guys to get things for you.
5. Who wants to be a model anyways?
6. Your clothes are usually cheaper.
7. You can get into movies, amusment parks, and such cheaper cause they think you are younger than what you are.
8. You get to say, "I'm not short, just vertically challenged."
9. If you fall, it's not such a long way down!-submitted by Nicole

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