All right, here's our all-original song list including the lyrics to the songs that have lyrics so far. We stand behind and believe in what we say, (who would we be if we didn't?). If you have any questions or comments about what we say and why, feel free to talk to us about it.

Jenny

Once I saw you, I thought I wanted you
I asked you out, you had to think about it
I had to wait forever without a clue

I called you up, you had to go
You'd call me back, but you didn't dial the phone
Then I knew your answer had to be "No."

I don't want you, I don't need you
I don't know why I wasted my time on you
I deserve someone better than you

You told my friend you were very sorry
But you said "No." because I wasn't your type
You had tried not to hurt me but you failed.

I don't believe one f***ing word you said
Because I know you want nothing with me
You broke my heart so burn in hell

I don't want you, I don't need you
I don't know why I wasted my time on you
I deserve someone better than you

The Coolest Song in the World

We wrote this song in '98
Just me and Jory but it was great.

Kennedy Compound (High School to Come)
 

Caught inside the Kennedy Compound
Why won't they just let me be?
Caught inside the Kennedy Compound
stay the heck away from me.

This is school but I dont learn.
Do you think the school will burn?
Can't you see it's all your fault?
All these rules with no result.

Caught inside the Kennedy Compound
Williams always tracking me
Caught inside the Kennedy Compound
This all looks like jail to me
Lock all the doors and throw away the key
The key is my mind to set me free

Kill the President

Kill, Kill, Kill, Kill the President

Kill the President, Shoot him dead
Pull his pants down and smash his head
Kill the President, That's what we need
Kill the president, Yes indeed

Making up laws with no appeal
He doesn't know how we feel
Sends us to fight in far away lands
But at home we got the Ku Klux Klan

Americans love him, I can't stand him
Why don't we all just shoot him dead in the head.
Had an affair in the Oval Office
Why doesn't Hillary just shoot him dead in the head.
Congress voted to impeach him
That's not enough, just shoot him dead in the head.
Kill the President.

Making up laws with no appeal
He doesn't know how we feel
Sends us to fight in far away lands
But at home we got the Ku Klux Klan

Americans love him, I can't stand him
Why don't we all just shoot him dead in the head.
Had an affair in the Oval Office
Why doesn't Hillary just shoot him dead in the head.
Congress voted to impeach him
That's not enough, just shoot him dead in the head.
Kill the President.

Hawaii 5-0 (instrumental ska)

Fear (instrumental horror punk)

Escalator to Nowhere (instrmental)
 

The World is Full of...

I gotta pay all this money to go to college and

I gotta take all these classes that I don't need

The world is full of

The government takes my money in taxes and

gives it to this other guy and he gets a free ride

The world is full of

I live in the Land of the Free but Congress restricts me

with all their stupid rules and stupid laws

The world is full of shit

Skateboarding is not a crime

What the hell does it matter to you what I do?
Skateboarding is not a crime
I'm just out there having some fun.  What have I done?
I don't deserve a fine.
I don't care what you say. I won't pay
I won't pay a dime.
Your stupid laws don't matter no more.  What're they for?
Quit wasting my time.

Skateboarding is not a crime ( x 8 )

Skateboarding is not a crime
I don't deserve a fine
I won't pay a dime
Quit wasting my time

Skateboarding is not a crime ( x 8 )

The Imperial March

The imperialists are coming down on me
They've never seem to let me be

Future's becoming a reality
But that just starts another fight

I don't know why these stupid bastards
just keep draggin' me down

I don't know why these stupid bastards
just keep draggin' me down

Break them
And they'll never stop falling down
Making our own decisions yeah
Making our own decisions

Bastards keep on fucking me
Tonight I've seen the light

Bastards keep on fucking me
But tonight I'm gonna fight
 

Superior

You've made us think that you're a big shot.
You've made yourself out as something you're not.
It's all about fame and power,
but no one likes you. Your plan's gone sour.

You just want to be the big pimp
but all the girls think that you're such a gimp.
It's not enough for them to love you.
They've got to want to go down on you.

You've got a problem but you don't know it.
You're not cool but you won't show it.
To keep yourself from falling down
you thrive on beating people to the ground.

You just want to be respected
but your attitude is too infected.
It's not enough for us to fear you.
We've got to know that you're superior.

You're superior.
You're superior.

The Man and His Plan

This song is about the man
and his stupid greedy plan
I work this job night and day
killin myself with no benefit pay

Bossed around by corporate sluts
they do nothin as I bust my nuts
always makin payroll cuts.