Confidential Memo
to the
President's Secretary
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Dear Betty,

Please tell your boss that we want a President with good taste, not one who just tastes good!

Respectfully, Charlie the Tuna

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Dear Charlie, Thank you for your thoughtful letter-- I just passed it on to the President. He does have an idea to suggest to you for the future--he said:

"Tell him to spend more time worrying about Miss Lewinsky, and less time writing memos.

Because Monica was just in here asking for 'that bastard Charlie the Tuna,' & she had

that same hun- gry look

again!"

Sorry Charlie, Betty

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Guestbook--remember, tomorrow may be too late!
(Yes, even tuna can fall victim to 'Arkanicide.')

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