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NICE REASONS TO BE BORN A WOMAN:
~We got off the Titanic first.
~We can scare male bosses with mysterious gynecological disorder excuses.
~Taxis stop for us.
~We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.
~No fashion faux pas we make could ever rival The Speedo.
~We don't have to pass gas to amuse ourselves.
~If we forget to shave, no one has to know.
~We can congratulate our teammate without ever touching her rear.
~We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.
~We have the ability to dress ourselves.
~We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.
~If we marry someone 20 years younger, we're aware that we look like an idiot.
~There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.
~We'll never regret piercing our ears.
~We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.
~We can make comments about how silly men are in their presence, because they aren't listening anyway.