This page will explain how to get Don Corneo to pick Cloud at Wall Market. Remember....this is when Cloud and Aeris head into Wall Market, looking for Tifa. They find Tifa to be on a mission to get information out of Don Corneo, a pimp. But before that, Cloud had to dress up as a girl to get into this place. (I always thought Cloud was a girl anyway.) The three line up in front of the Don. He chooses one to be his companion for the evening... It's really funny when Cloud gets picked, so I'll say how to get that to happen. If something is wrong with this guide, please notify me.
Go to the Honeybee Inn and talk to the guy standing alone by the place. Then head inside and talk to the doorguy. Ask where Tifa is. He'll say she's at the Don's.
Now go talk to the guy by the stew, the young guy I mean. He'll say Cloud has quite the heifer there. (Aeris)
Go to the mansion. There Aeris decides Cloud has to dress up as a lady.
Head towards the Honeybee Inn. Outside, away from the crowd, is a fat guy. He'll say, "Here, take this card. You won't be able to get in without it."
Talk to the doorguy at the Inn, say you want to go in.
Pick the &*%$#@ Room, not the Group Room. Do not go into the top room.
After Cloud passes out, talk to the girl. Get the Lingerie.
Head straight outside.
Go to the Materia Shop. Talk to the guy. He'll say, "Go get me something out of the motel's vending machine." When you go there, buy the most expensive item (only about 500 gil), and take it to the guy at the Materia Shop. He'll give you a Diamond Tiara.
Go to the diner. There will be a guy standing outside. Talk to him, and he'll tell you if you eat here, you'll get some Pharmacy Coupons. Go inside, sit down, and order the special. Say the food was all right. When you leave, you will get Pharmacy Coupons.
Now head to the bar. There is a door in the back, which is a bathroom. A guy will be standing around by the bathroom. He'll say a guy's been in the bathroom all day, and ask you to get him out.
Go to the Item Shop. Talk to the guy. He'll say you have Pharmacy Coupons, and ask you what you want. Pick the digestive aid (or something similar).
Now go back to the bar. Go to the guy in the bathroom. Talk to him and give him the diarrhea medicine. He will say thanks and give you Sexy Cologne.
Go to the dress shop. It's straight across from the guy with the stew.
Talk to the clerk. She'll say her father makes the dresses, but he's wasted at the bar.
Go to the bar, tell the dressmaker you want a dress that feels soft and one that shimmers.
Go back to the dress shop. It's done, try it on, and then you'll need a wig. Head for the gym.
At the gym you must beat Big Bro in squats to get the good wig. Save before you fight, so that if you don't win, you can just reset. YOU MUST GET THE GOOD WIG!!
Go back to the dress shop, get your dress on. Aeris will pick out a new dress, too.
Go back to the Honeybee Inn. Go to the room at the far end. The Honeybees are in there, get them to put makeup on you.
Head to the mansion, go to the Torture Room, get Tifa, and head on in.
Now the Don will choose someone. He should pick Cloud!