And now it's time for silly Songs with Larry;
the part of the show where Larry comes out and sings a silly song.
Larry will be performing the traditional Argentinean ballad,
"The Dance of the Cucumber" in its original Spanish.
Bob the Tomato will translate.
Spanish/Larry, (English/Bob):
Miren al pepino (Watch the cucumber)
Vean como se mueve (See how he moves)
Como un leon (Like a lion)
Tras un raton (Chasing a mouse)
Miren al pepino (Watch the cucumber)
Que suaves movimientos (Oh how smooth his motion)
Es como mantequilla (Like butter)
En un chango pelon (On a bald monkey)
Miren al pepino (Watch the cucumber)
Los vegetales (All the vegetables)
Envidan a su amigo (Envy their friend)
Como el quieren bailar (Wishing to dance as he)
Pepino bailarin (Dancing cucumber)
Pepino bailarin (Dancing cucumber)
Pepino bailarin (Dancing cucumber)
Baila (Dance)
Baila (Dance)
Ya (Yeah)
Miren al tomate (Look at the tomato)
No es triste? (Isn't it sad?)
El no puede bailar (He can't dance)
Pobre tomate (Poor tomato)
El desearia poder bailar (He wishes he could dance)
Como el pepino (Like the cucumber)
Libre y suavemente (Free and smooth)
Pero el no puede danzar (But he can't)
Bob:
O.K. Stop the music! What do you meat I can't dance?
I can dance... What about Uncle Louie's polka party?
Didn't you see me dancing at Uncle Louie's polka party?
Larry:
No comprendo.
Bob:
"No comprendo?" I'll show you no comprendo.
Junior:
Mom! Dad! Look over here!
Get a picture of me next to the cucumber in authenitc Argentinean garb.
Dad:
O.K. Junior, but we better hurry,
I think the Dwarfs have your mother confused with someone else...
Say peas.
Larry and Junior:
Peeeeas!
Spanish/Larry, (English/Bob):
Escuchen al pepino (Listen to the cucmber)
Oigan su voz fuerte (Hear his strong voice)
Como un leon (Like a lion)
Listo a devorar (About to eat)
Escuchen al pepino (Listen to the cucumber)
Que dulce es su canto (How sweet his voice)
Que sopla su garganta (The breath from his throat)
Parece un trinar (Is like a chorus of little birdies)
Escuchen al pepino (Listen to the cucumber)
Los vegetales (All the vegetables)
Encidan a su amigo (Envy their friend)
Como el quieren cantar (Wishing to sing as he)
Pepino cantador (Singing Cucumber)
Pepino cantador (Singing Cucumber)
Pepino cantador (Singing Cucumber)
Canta (Sing)
Canta (Sing)
Ya (Yeah)
Escuchen al tomate (Listen to the tomato)
No es triste? (Isn't it sad?)
El no puede cantar (He can't sing)
Pobre tomate (Poor tomato)
El desearia poder cantar (He wishes he could sing)
Fuerte y dulce (Strong and sweet)
Como el pepino (Like the cucumber)
Pero el no puede (But he can't)
Ni siquiera dar un silbido (He can't even whistle)
Bob:
All right, that's it! Senor...
Come over here and let me sing you a song...
Larry:
Adios Amigos!
Narrator:
This has been Silly Songs with Larry.
Tune in next time to hear Larry sing,
Larry
Bob is really angry
I hope he doesn't catch me!
It's so hard to run with
This sombrero on my head!