
The Warning
Wait just one minute there... You might
want to read this first.
First off, I consider this perhaps THE
most juvenile work, as related to age, I have ever done and posted.
Why? Because this thing was supposed to
be finished by now. Had it not been for an untimely hard
drive crash and just-as-untimely-as-well-as-mysterious
wiping of every floppy
I own, it would've been completed years,
YEARS ago.
Second, if you don't know about the 'Earthbound'
RPG for the Super Nintendo Entertainment
System, I advise you to turn back now, lest
ye wish for a quick and painful
aneurysm.
Third, it's still gonna confuse the hell
out of you, the
reader, if you make an attempt. It was originally
meant to be posted on a site;
Earthbound.Net. That site has since crashed,
been moved, had a sister site,
didn't, then had another one, and has had
the departure of several staffers,
including Rune. (I was his self-assigned
lackey, mind you.) It is now
Starmen.Net. Gone are the days of my lameness,
and I will now only finish it because
I see it as obligation. That, and I need
room in my drawers. A stack of printer
paper doesn't leave much room in a drawer.
But, if you decide to continue...
The C Force © 1996-2001 Matt Laskowski --- The R Force © 1995-2001 The R. Enforcer