Date of Entry: 05/08/1989
Designation: Self Proclaimed Master Cook
Homeworld: Cerasent of the Sepan System
Hometown: Sector 10,154-A
Heritage: Unknown
Interests: Food
Allies: Kirbo
Rivals: Varies
Enemies: None
Ailments: Very round
Strengths: Can prepare good meals
Weaknesses: Extreme Cowardice
Weapon of Choice: None
Vehicle of Choice: None
Statistics:
Strength: 20
IQ: Varies
Dexterity: 17
Stamina: 15
Aggression: None
Self-control: Balanced
Leadership: 40
Battle Tactics: None
Puzzle Solving Skills: 30
Spirituality: None
Compassion: Forgiving
Honor: None
Overall:
Cannot be Calculated
Member Bio
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George is the C. Force's cook. He's a
self-proclaimed master, but no one else can say they share the same notion.
He can cook just fine, but the end result ends up tasting so bad that it
ends up in the food disposal. The disposals don't agree with George's cooking,
either. George isn't really well-known for anything, except winning numerous
pie- and other assorted food-eating contests.
George came with his life-long friend Jace on their vacation to Earth. Something went wrong around the outer atmosphere. George is very susceptible to motion-sickness. He usually doesn't survive turbulence, no matter how few seconds it lasts. While driving, a meteorite-dust storm rattled them up pretty good. The dust created massive turbulence. George passed out behind the wheel. After crashing into Foxton International, George and Jace wandered around for a while, searching for ways to earn money so they could get back home. Luckily for the both of them, passing policemen and women never attributed the glazed look in George's eyes with being drunk. Eventually, the two of them found a job at a little organization called the C. Force. The few members it had were rather skeptical about inducting George, but they let him in anyway. Everyone's still skeptical about letting him handle anything, because his skills, or lack thereof, will obviously incline him to mess things up.
Is George a cook? Is George actually good
at anything? Does he even have any friends? The answer to all three would
be none other than…