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"I'm ashamed to be a human."

"Don't worry about my sanity, I worry about it enough for the both of us."

"What's that big smear on the wall mommy?" "Why that's Spiderman dear." "What killed him?" "A zipper, some say it was Velcro, but the Bugle said it was a Zipper and I believe the Bugle." "He musta been pretty stupid huh?" "Yes dear, he was."

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