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Friends, colleagues, and readers of the News: This is
my first attempt in quite a long time create a web page. Technically
speaking I was trained to use html at Manual, but, let's face it, I don't
remember any of it anyway. Be that as it may, there has long been call,
albeit halfhearted, for a Today's News website. Well here it is. By the
way, before any of you complain about the banner ads, remember that I don't
charge you for Today's News, so these banners ads are the only things paying
for the site. Therefore, only I, and other members of the Today's News
staff, which is to say Joe (and sometimes Teena), can
complain about the ads.
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Okay, so maybe this isn’t an update so much as it is me making sure I can still access this damned site. Whatever the case, look for some groovy new features on the site soon, and don’t forget to bookmark us. This year I really intend to put some effort into the site, but I guess that statement isn’t really backed up by the fact that I haven’t actually done anything on here in almost two months. Anyway, this year I indeed to give the readers more of what they want: More web articles, scathing editorials, more naked pictures of Joe…you wanted it, you’re gonna get it.
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Holiday
Section Opened
Well, the holidays are just around the corner, and even though it looks like we
may be getting a green Christmas here in
UPDATED: 12-01-2001
Staff Section
Opened
Here's the place where you can read all about the staff of Today's News,
including our brand new super-secret mystery writer, who may or may not come
hidden in every issue!
UPDATED: 11-25-2001
Well, I finally got around to doing some work on the site, even though by now
I'm pretty sure most of my readers have forgotten it exists Whatever the
case, here's a wee little something for your reading pleasure.
Holy Shit! An Article!!!
Alright, so maybe it has been over 7 months since I updated this thing, but quit your whining. The first Today's News Online article is finally up. Have a look at the first part of "Toy Dealers Aren't Just Playing Around" by clicking on yonder link. Read with awe as I rant about the evil trend of price gouging and other despicable practices in the commercial toys industry. It's the same kind of fiery diatribe that News readers have come to love all in one handy-dandy web article. The rest of the article should be up shortly, plus it'll be adorned with all sorts of wonderful pictures and other nice touches. But hey, you're all used to reading the news in plain text anyway, so what do you have to complain about?
Oh, I almost forgot. Just because I love you guys, here's Sakura's Groovy Dance: