"Quotes"

                ¤"I am woman, hear me roar!" --Ms. Sutton

                           ¤"No man is ever worth your tears, and the one that is will 

                                  never  make you cry" ---Unknown    

                               à "It's where I'm from that lets them think I'm a whore, I'm an educated virgin."   ---Wallflowers

                                     ¤"Why stop now, just when I'm hating it?" -Marvin the paranoid android

                                     ¤"I'm happy feeling crappy in my nappy little car."--The presidents          of the United States of America (a band)

                                     ¤"There's someone in my head but it's not me." --Pink Floyd ("Brain Damage")

                                    ¤"Okay we did good today saxes, you may do your happy dance"---Me

                                    ¤"Truth is our most precious resource, we should conserve it as much as possible." 

                                                                                                                                                        --Mark Twain

                                   ¤"The pixies in my head whispered it to me..." --Morgan Jones

                                   ¤"One Tequila, Two Tequila, Three Tequila, Floor" ---Unknown

                                   ¤"Being wild and crazy does not equal reckless and stupid."--Unknown 

(oh so true!)

                                           ¤"I'm about to drop the hammer and dispense some indiscriminant justice."               

                                                                                                                                                            -Starcraft

  "Yes," said the skull. "Quit while you're a head, that's what I say."  -Soul Music

"I was pondering the great words of Socrates when he said 'I DRANK WHAT?!!!!'" ---Cassandra Claire

"I like to wake up each morning feeling a new man."   -Jean Harlow   heh

"A dress makes no sense unless it inspires men to want to take it off you."  -Fancoise Sagan (oh so true)

"Give a man a free hand and he'll run it all over you." --Mae West

"He who dies with the most toys is, nonetheless, still dead."  -Anonymous

"Anything that is too stupid to be spoken is sung."  -Voltaire

"True friends stab you in the front."  -Oscar Wilde

"In this world nothing is certain but death and taxes."  -Ben Franklin

"We are not retreating-we are advancing in another direction."  -Gen. Douglas MacArthur

"You can't leave footprints in the sands of time if you're sitting on your butt. And who wants to leave buttprints in the sands of time?"  -Anonymous

More will be added soon, so come back!

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