If you wanna see me smile...

If you want to make me smile, the rules are fairly simple... There are a few things, no matter the timing or location, that will never fail. My advice?? Memorize this list and use your knowledge extensively.

1. Smile at me.

2. Call me to play soccer at 2 a.m.

3. Randomly break into song.

4. Make a logical fight as to why (insert stupid movie here) is the best cinematic work of all time.

5. Be more of a smartass than I am.