Midi - Making Whoopee

Monkey Biz

Three monkeys sat on a coconut tree,
Discussing things as they're said to be.
Said one to the other, "Now listen you two,
There's a certain rumour that can't be true ...

That man descended from our noble race.
The very idea is sure to disgrace."
"No monkey ever deserted his wife,
Starved her babies and ruined her life.
And you've never known another monk,
To leave her babies with others to bunk,
Or pass them on from one to another."

"And another thing you will never see ...
Is a monk build a fence around a coconut tree;
And let the coconuts go to waste,
Forbidding all the other monks to taste."
"Why, if I put a fence around this tree,
Starvation would force you to steal from me."

"And here's something else a monk won't do ...
Go out at night and get on a stew;
Or use a gun or club or knife,
To take some other monkey's life."
"Yes, man descended" ... ornery cuss,

But, brother, ... he didn't descend from us!
~Unknown~

 
Think about it...
They wouldn't need us any more...huh!!

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Watch it there you big ape - you will hurt yourself with that wrench,
or perhaps I will, if you don't behave!.

A Joke - Ho Hum!!

When the Creator was making the world, he told Man he was giving him 20 years
of sex life.
Man was very unhappy about this and asked for more -- but was refused.
The monkey was then offered 20 years. "I don't need twenty" protested the monkey.
"Ten will do."
"May I have the extra 10 pleaded the Man, and this time the Creator graciously agreed.
Then he offered the noble lion 20 years. The lion didn't want more than 10 either,
so Man asked for the surplus and was granted 10 more years.
The donkey was offered 20 years, but said 10 was ample. Man again begged for the
spare 10 years, and got them.

This perhaps explains why man has 20 years of normal sex life, 10 years of
monkeying around, 10 years of lion about it and 10 years of making
an ass of himself.
Cecil Walker

I guess this will amuse the Gals more than the Guys!
Laurie

 
And just why are so happy you Big Ape!

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 The Chinese Year of The Monkey

1920...1932...1944...1956...1968...1980...1992...2004...2016

So THIS is what happed to all my bananas
Better watch it fella, don't "monkey" with me!

 He who walks
in my shadow gets "bonked" on the head!

See no evil....If needs be wear a blind fold
Hear no evil....You can wear ear plugs
Speak no evil....Just bite you tongue

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You think you have eaten them all?
WRONG, I still have one
Ha Ha!!

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 Please leave a banana skin in my guest book

Hey ... How about it? I promise to reply.

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What are you hanging around here for ??
There are no more bananas!
              so you may return to a link below :-)

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