Misc.

• Hello %n. I knew it was you because your the only one on my buddy list.*sniff* Your the only friend I have in the whole world.*SNIFF* Please, %n, leave me a message and I will reply as soon as I see it. **sigh**

• I’d put up an away message but my cat ate my last one.

• Im not here right now as you can tell. You can see the book next to my name!!! Leave a message.....

• I am lost in the mountains of Afghanistan, it is winter here, I was trying to find my donkey that ran away, if you come to find me, bring a saw, I have to saw off my legs, they are frostbitten, OK, thanks.

• Me no here, me go bye, leave me message, me reply.

• Hey guess where Im not!

• I am doing something far more important than chatting with you. It may be doing chores catching up with other friends or at the mall so just leave a message.

• U must be stupid. Can’t u see the lil notepad thing by my screen name on ur bud list?

• Question for %n.  Why is it that we drive on parkways & park on driveways?

• Shhhhh.........NO TALKING during the movie!

• It's Friday! You slam your locker and walk out of school. You:

  A) Go directly home.

  B) Go to the library.

  C) Go to eat @

  a) Burger King

  b) Checkers

  c) Wendy's

  d) Mickey D's

  e) 7-Eleven

  f) KFC

  g) Starbucks/Cinnabon

  h) Popeyes

  i) Taco Bell

  j) Arby's

  k) Baskin-Robbins

  l) Subway

  m) Other (please specify)

  D) Hang out with your friends.

  After that, you:

  A) Do homework, of course.

  B) Sleep

  C) Play video games/go online/listen to music

  D) Take a shower to get rid of all those germs (?)

• Hey Im not here right now. Your wondering where I am right? Well, to tell you the truth I dont know where I am. When I do find out I'll tell you but until then leave me a message.

• Hey hey hey. DUMBY Y R U IMING ME WHEN U NO IM AWAY RITE NOW!!!! I NO U C THE NOTBOOK THING NEXT 2 MAH S/N!! So you can leave a message and I will get back to you when I am back. AND ULL NO IM BACK CUZ THE NOTPAD WOULD HAVE MAGICALLY DISSAPEARED!!!!!!!

  Oh and sorry for acting nice then mean because I have split personalities. DUMBY!!

• I am not at my computer right now so please leave a message to make me feel even more important than I already am.

• *doo doo DOO* Im sorry, %n is not availible. Please hang up and try again.

• I am on a quest to the deepest darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends for I may not return alive.

• I am just spending some quality time with my pillow!

• If you want to know where I am call a psychic! If you're too lazy to do that just leave me a message!

• I am away eating breakfast, lunch, or dinner. If your smart, you'll figure out which one it is.

• I left. I don't know where I am. Do you know where I am? Do you know where you are? Are you lost? Did you find you? I found you. You are there at your computer. But I'm not here. So then I guess I am over there some where.

• Nature is calling and I am answering.

• my dog ate my away message......

• 1)*Question*

  How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

  *Answer*

  you wanna know

  it's really hot

  oh my gosh

  I wanna tell you

  you won't ever believe it

  you wanna know now

  hold on

  hold on

  here it comes

  yes

  yes

  yes

  here it comes

  oh my gosh

  aaaahhhh

  here it comes

  yeaaaaaahhhhh

  harder

  right there

  oh

  my

  gosh

  %n

  ** I didn't think I kept you that long**

  Have a great day :)

• You see the little yellow notebad next to my screen name? That means I am not here right now...so why are you iming me??!!

• ooooo... who lives in a pineapple under the sea... spongebob squarepants.... absorbent & yellow & porus is he.... spongebob squarepants... his nautical nonsense be something to see...spongebob squarepants... then hop on the deck & flop like a fish... spongebob squarepants... spongebob squarepants, spongebob squarepants, SpOnGeBoB sQuArE pAnTs... yes I know I have issues, good thing I am so cute right? ;-)

• Hi, there, %n! This is (insert your name here) work computer. He is not at his keyboard right now, so I will speak for him. He has done no work on %d, and since it is already %t, I do not expect he will get to any today! Do you agree?

• I will come back if I want to come back and talk to you if not than find someone else to bug.

• You know the saying "make like a plane and jet." Well I have to make like a dumptruck and...uhm...welll...ya know..bbl!

• Before you criticize people, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, your a mile away and you have their shoes!...brb

• Im sorry, were temporarily out of (YOUR NAME HERE) right now, but can I offer you a one sided conversation with his/her computer!

• Well, its that time of the week, I am taking a shower.

• I am not here so cry me a river, build a bridge , and get over it.

• I am single handedly gonna end world hunger. Starting with me.

• If you can start the day without caffeine or pep pills,

  If you can be cheerful, ignoring aches and pains,

  If you can resist complaining and boring people with your troubles,

  If you can eat the same food every day and be grateful for it,

  If you can understand when loved ones are too busy to give you time,

  If you can overlook when people take things out on you when, through no fault of yours, something goes wrong,

  If you can take criticism and blame without resentment,

  If you can face the world without lies and deceit,

  If you can conquer tension without medical help,

  If you can relax without liquor,

  If you can sleep without the aid of drugs,

  If you can do all these things . . .

  Then you are probably the family dog

• Maybe I am here, maybe I am there, maybe I am in, maybe I am out. You might be sitting there, waiting for me, but I am not!

• I am asleep dreaming of the pink elephants and of home.

• You can not drown your sorrows since I am not here ...they know how to swim.

• Hey I am away so you go away j/k but I will be back whenever I want to..........see you soon...

• Congratulations! Since I am obviously not around, you get the wondorous prize of reading this message! Then you have the extremely exciting privilege of deciding whether you are going to:

  a) feel specially honored that I would congratulate you in such a way or

  b) be angry with me for leaving such a long, stupid message that I knew you would really have no desire to read

  It's your choice! and either way, you WIN!!!

• Well?!?!? What do you want?!?!?!?!

Send me your own ideas for away messages and I'll include them on this site!

NOTE:I will not except anything that has content that I deem inappropriate. I think you can pretty much tell what I mean by looking at the content of those already listed. I reserve the right to make changes to anything sent to me for spelling, clarity, etc... I can not give recognition on the site for those who sent me messages, especially since I often get doubles. And I can not send confirmation of recipitence. Thanks.

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