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Say What !!
(Playing ~ "I Am Woman")

1. The Woman always makes the rules.

2. The Rules are subject to change at any time
without prior notification.

3. No Man can possibly know all the rules.

4. If the Woman suspects the Man knows all the rules,
she must immediately change some or all of the rules.

5. The Woman is NEVER wrong !!

6. If the Woman is wrong, it is because of a flagrant misunderstanding which was a direct result
of something the Man did or said wrong.

7. If rule number 6 applies, the Man must apologize
immediately for causing the misunderstanding.

8. The Woman can change her mind at any given point in time.

9. The Man must NEVER change his mind without express
written consent from the Woman.

10. The Woman has every right to be angry or upset at any time.

11. The Man must remain calm at ALL times, unless
the Woman wants him to be angry or upset.

12. The Woman must, under NO circumstances,
let the Man know whether or not she wants him
to be angry or upset.

13. Any attempt to document these rules could result in bodily harm.

14. If the Woman has PMS, all rules are null and void.

15. The Man cannot diagnose PMS.

~ author unknown
(They wouldn't dare.)

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