Brandon's Warning Page
Hello, This is Arnold's Pizza Shop. You are about to enter a web page that MIGHT NOT BE suitable for young children...old children...young adults...old adults...and/or anything that breaths.
Then again it MIGHT BE suitable for anyone that enters....
There is no lifeguard on duty and if you by any chance become offended by this site or any of its subsidiarys, press the little "X" in the top righthand corner of this window.
If by chance that you are offended GREATLY...I DO NOT CARE...You were warned...see above paragraph. There will be not grape squishies for those who are morons.
Thank you...come again...shave and a haircut, two bits.
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