It’s forbidden to let your feelings show
Smile wider when you want to explode
Friendly service for patrons high on blow
The next in line hates you for being slow
Lines of people who never learned to sew
Where’s the manager, we’d both like to know
Everything is to be cotton candy
This is something you’re expected to know.
Don’t speak to others and don’t be catty
It’s forbidden to let your feelings show.
A listening ear for drunkards on brandy
This is something you’re expected to know.
The one you’re with thinks small dogs are dandy
It’s forbidden to let your feelings show.
Expect six things done plus chatting blandly
This is something you’re expected to know.
I demand a discount; this stuff’s sandy
It’s forbidden to let your feelings show
That is something you’re expected to know.
