222 Reasons I Hate Kanye West
by djxplicit
1.
Ghostwriter
– need I say more?
2.
Ghost-producer
– need I say more?
3.
Bitching
about the source not giving him 5 mics.
4.
Bitching
about not winning an award.
5.
His
mother thinks he’s the best ever cause he mispronounced “seat belt”
6.
He
thinks Ma$e is the G.O.A.T.
7.
He
wears shirts with little bears on them.
8.
He
thinks he’s the G.O.A.T.
9.
Chuck
D spoke out against him.
10. Made Twista wack.
11. He wears a backpack.
12. Most annoying hooks – ever.
13. Thinks he’s intellectual or some shit.
14. He’s gonna produce for 50 Cent.
15. He sounds like 50 Cent.
16. He sounds like Ma$e.
17. Making people drop out of college.
18. Puts random violinists in his songs
19. Puts random schoolchildren in his songs.
20. In the words of Bol: “The man is both a
plagiarist and a douche”
21. Young MC could beat him up.
22. His production on Jay-Z’s “Lucifer” after 5
listens = leading cause of suicide
23. Ever.
24. Has a mixtape called “High School Graduate”
25. College Dropout = Terrible cover.
26. Sped-up singing.
27. He has more money than me.
28. The old white guy who does the news loves him.
Too much.
29. Brags a lot.
30. Too stupid to go through college.
31. Kanye West is a douche.
32. People go around typing “KANYE4EVA”, which is
the gayest shit ever.
33. He’s been nominated for more Grammy’s than
hockey players I could name.
34. Bullshit = “Anybody who gives my album less
than a perfect score is lowering the integrity of their own magazine”
35. He bought a song and then
pretended it was “co-written”
36. His fans defend ghostwriting.
37. He sold like crazy.
38. He thinks people admire the fact his mouth
was/is fucked up.
39. He sounds like Ma$e.
40. His fans wrote a petition to counter the “Ban
Kanye” petition.
41. His fans are idiots.
42. He admires Puff Daddy.
43. If he was straight, he banged more women than
me.
44. He’s rich.
45. Rhymefest probably got like 1% of the proceeds
from the track
46. His mother is ugly.
47. He’s converted idiots into his religion. I’m
sure of this.
48. He is like the Allen Iverson of rap – just not
talented.
49. Pseudo-R&B bullshit strictly for the clubs.
50. His fans are the same people who care about Ben
Affleck.
51. He doesn't sound like MF Doom.
52. I think he is somehow related to ODB’s death.
53. He sounds like Loon.
54. I swear he is this close to making a
whole album with Lil’ Jon.
55. Hillary Duff is a better lyricist.
56. He bit 2Pac.
57. He’s not man enough to eat a Monster
Thickburger.
58. In the words of chiseven “Kanye West is an overrated, egotistical hack and he
wears shirts with Teddy Bears.
59. Kanye, about not
winning at the A.M.A.’s: “I feel robbed.”
60. Me, about taking 10 min to d/l his album: “I
feel robbed.”
61. He “makes music that appeals to white people”.
62. He's never made a song about ice cream.
63. Wait, Teddy Bears represent the college
struggle? BULLSHIT!
64. C’mon, seriously. He’s wearing fucking shirts
with Teddy Bears!
65. When he performed at the AMA’s, there was a
large man in a Teddy Bear suit jumping around.
66. That man was me.
67. Somehow, I missed my chance to kill him.
68. He made a song that could be ghostwritten by
Richard Simmons (“New Workout Plan”).
69. He thinks he’s going to
be bigger than Michael Jackson.
70. He could be a child rapist. Say 50-50 chance.
71. He sounds like Fabolous.
72. Kanye West is less of a man than his mom.
73. Saying Kanye West is a little girl would be
disrespectful to the courage of little girls worldwide.
74. Introduced chipmunk-like soul singers saying
“oh!” as his trademark sound.
75. We should hunt and kill his mom.
76. I bet the reason some record employee hasn’t
signed me yet (I don’t know to do what or why) is cause of Kanye.
77. He sings too much.
78. The Heatmakerz exist cause of him.
79. In the words of Brian: “Yeah, dude, awards shows are bullshit. Get over it.”
80. “Lucifer! Lucifer!” AHHHH! MAKE THAT SHIT STOP!
81. Kanye West’s performances include what can best be described as a “jazzercize routine”.
82. I remember him dissing wack rappers. I dislike
irony like that.
83. He says he’s “the new version of Pete Rock”.
Told you about the ego.
84. http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=kanye+west&r=f
85. People think he’s the first socially conscious
rapper ever.
86. He’s gay.
87. Damn. Now people think I’m homophobic.
88. I bet he dislikes the usage of the term “no
homo”.
89. People’s defense is that every pop act gets shit
ghostwritten also. So? Like I give a fuck.
90. He’s stupid. Jay-Z should write his shit. At
least Sauce Money or something.
91. In the words of Ian Saporita: “just imagine
how much his ego will boost if he wins 10 grammys he already thinks hes a
genius”
92. Rahzel did the “Jesus Walks” beat thinking Kanye
actually produced the shit, meaning Kanye made Rahzel beatbox some ghost
produced song.
93. Considering the beats I’ve seen him do before
where Method Man - Bring The Pain, Wu-Tang - Ain’t Nuthin Ta
Fuck Wit & Dr. Dre & Snoop - Deep Cover, it was a real
letdown.
94. West is my least favorite direction.
95. Newborns named Kanye are up 600%.
96. He’s never killed somebody.
97. But in this album he’s gonna make a killing.
98. He actually said that shit (#96 & 97)
99. The Witch of the West is more of a man than
Kanye West.
100. In the words of Byron Crawford: “Contrary to
what Sean Fennessey thinks, it's not cool for MCs to use ghostwriters, and it's
time somebody did something about it.”
101. Some emo kids probably could beat him up.
102. Fuck it, he might just be on some secret
emo-type shit.
103. He wears pink.
104. He invented some gay shit like “Ghetto Prep” or
some shit.
105. I heard some people saying that the other day.
106. Heartscab hasn’t done a Kanye West cover song.
107. In the words of Tyzilee: “we should not
reward plagiarism.”
108. Word says the word “Kanye” is incorrect.
109. I’m pretty sure it is.
110. He was on the same label as Amil.
111. He gives me writer’s block.
112. Someone signed the petition as “Kanye West
ruleS!!” That is the dumbest shit I’ve ever heard.
113. Then again, Kanye said Mase was the G.O.A.T.
114. Laughable, mumbling flow.
115. Un Casa – Un Casa (Intro) [Produced K. West] = would be a career low-point even for me.
116. Punk Groupie #1: “Kanye West just might save hip-hop.”
117. ^That shit was on absolutepunk.net: http://www.absolutepunk.net/archive/index.php/t-38443.html
118. Punk Groupie #2: “Kanye West put out the best
rap album in the past 3 years.”
119. See? Its only emo kids who like his stuff.
120. Mr. K. West lost to 4 Hot 97 Interns at battle
rapping.
121. Right after, he said he wanted to battle
Common.
122. And he did.
123. And I’m not kidding.
124. In the words of Jonathan Scobell: “Kanye is
a disgrace to the Chi”
125. Him and Dame Dash are friends.
126. In the words of Jeff Head: “Guerilla Black
is the Man!”
127. Wait what? If there’s one more thing I hate
more than a plagiarizer/douche, it’s a biting, grave-robbing, fat bitch.
128. Jeff Head isn’t good enough to be on the motherfuckin
petition. And I hate Kanye West because of that? Sure.
129. Has a mixtape called “Jeanius Level Musik.”
130. Again, not kidding.
131. He says “[he gave] CL love.”
132. I don’t want to know what that means.
133. Freewest = Freeway + Kanye West collabos.
134. Whoever came up with that should stab himself.
135. Repeatedly.
136. In the eye.
137. And I’m 89% sure it was Kanyeeze.
138. Kanyeeze is definitely not a word.
139. He has AIDS.
140. He “supports our troops.”
141. Whatever the fuck that means.
142. Bol is going to battle Mr. West, appearently.
143. Did I just hear Kanye say “bitches love me”?
144. Then again, he might be talking about himself.
145. Or his mom.
146. One of the main producers for the Dipshits.
147. I bet he voted for George W.
148. Cause of, you know, the “ridonkulous religious
beliefs.”
149. People seriously think Common is like a
disciple of Kanye.
150. And by “people” I mean Kanye West.
151. And his punk groupies, of course.
152. I considered writing a one-act play just to
show how much I hate him.
153. He deserves an award in bullshit.
154. Or else you’re
undermining your whole award show, dammit!
155. In the words of an emo girl:
“[me:] cuz he
didn’t write his songs”
“[emo girl:] really?
thats so fucked up”
156. See? Mr. West cant even
get emo girls to bang!
157. And dammit! I
(not being a rich-ass soft emo-like bitch) could do it!
158. He is what is standing
between me and a copy of 1st Infantry.
159. His favorite food is
pizza, which is incredibly lame cause he’s rich as hell.
160. Okay, he definitely
voted for Dubya.
161. I mean rich, lazy,
egotistical, religious = republican.
162. Always.
163. WTF is up w/Kon the
Louis Vuitton Don?
164. Cmon, he has a mixtape
called “I’m Good.”
165. Cut the egotistical
bullshit, Kanye.
166. There’s no Kanye products in the Spitkicker store that I can make fun of.
167. He called himself
“wack”.
168. 12 times.
169. In the same interview.
170. He might just outdo me
in a description of how wack he is.
171. He took time away from
Heartscab.
172. And Heartscab is WAY
iller than Kanye.
173. I mean, Eazy-E is on
that shit.
174. He got out-rhymed by
Snoop Dogg in 2004.
175. And by un-underground Busta Rhymes in the same song in the same year.
176. Oh, and I remember,
Snoop Dogg was freestyling on the Get By Beat and he still out-rhymed
Kanye.
177. And even Mr. Cheeks,
who was freestyling w/Snoop was better.
178. Actually I never heard
Mr. Cheeks’ verse, but I’m sure it was better.
179. Damn, now people wont
trust me.
180. Rhymefest, w/a better
flow, didn’t get any airplay w/Jesus Walks.
181. Yet, on the same station, Kanye gets regular play.
182. He’s anti-Semitic.
183. Kanye? Go make a group
w/1980’s Professor Griff, for Jesus’ sake
184. He went to college.
185. And dropped out.
186. And he’s encouraging
others to be brain-dead like that.
187. His “freestyles” are
written.
188. One of his mixtapes has
an “original version of Jesus Walks.”
189. And it has no
Rhymefest.
190. He’s got like 8000
mixtapes out.
191. That makes him TOO much
like G-Unit/Dipshits.
192. He thinks he’s Run-DMC
or something.
193. He might just make a
Christmas song like them.
194. I can’t think of any
more reasons right now; I’m just listening to Run-DMC - It’s Tricky.
195. In the words of Joseph Simmons: “They even bother my poor father cause he’s down with me.”
196. His mother searches for
her son’s name on the internet.
197. Now, Bol’s site would be like the 8 millionth site for the search term “Kanye West.”
198. Which means she had to
go through 8 million pages to get to say shit about Bol.
199. Which is sad.
200. Damn, I just felt a
little compassion there.
201. New Work Out Plan
(remix) Production by Lil John = me dying
202. How the fuck does Mr.
West not even produce that shit?
203. He just raps, produced
by Lil’ Jon.
204. That shit I said
earlier about maybe they do an album together? It’s all happening.
205. Sore loser.
206. He has 1 album out, and
he already has a “Lost Tapes” mixtape.
207. How the fuck does this
bitch lose tapes in less than 6 months?
208. Why would anybody put
it out regardless?
209. He’s in a goddamn cell phone
commercial.
210. I hate the idea of him
making songs with Game using cell phones to rap.
211. He’s opened the door
for some more bullshit commercials, i.e. the Snoop cell phone commercials.
212. He jacked the hook from
the IOF for Ludacris.
213. He re-sold beats from Cap.One to Jay-Z.
214. That makes him as
immoral as the Alchemist.
215. And Alchemist “is the dirtiest cracka in the whole music biz,” according to Bol.
216. The New York Daily News
reports that Kanye charged a Maryland church $30,000 to perform the single
there Friday.
217. But he showed up three hours late and without a DJ, backup singers or dancers.
218. The backpackers at okayplayer like him despite reasons #1-217.
219. He fucking “fears” to
lose cause he’s nominated against Usher. What a bitch!
220. That Irish kid in the NY
Times likes him. He also likes “Redneck Woman”.
221. Hey, Mr. West? Plagiarize this, bitch!
222. He just made me type 222 reasons why I hate the
bitch.