Narrator: The countdown is starting until the pay per view ‘Sinister Urge’ and the matches are getting more and more intense. Hunter vs Pitbull is taking a toll for the worse. The Parking Lot Brawl for the Tag Team titles is taking a turn for the worse and might be breaking up the group known as Kaos as we speak. Rod Smith vs Brett Adams is showing a lot of intensity for the Extreme title and Orion vs Storm . . . . I wish I could say something positive. But besides the United State title match, the only match that might be a disappointment is the Scaffold match for the Cruiserweight title. As the GWA fans might be aware of, this match is between CJ Roy, P.Cool, Doug Crashin, and Tyrone Kidd. In reality, it is a match between Tyrone Kidd, P. Cool, and Doug Crashin. Then again, the only people who have a chance at winning the title is Tyrone Kidd and P Cool. So you see where the disappointment begins.
But not to fear. Even though this is a one on one match, this is not as easy as it seems. P. Cool has been taking advantage of a somewhat overconfident Kidd. Showing reckless resilience with his constant roleplays. In the past couple of days, P. Cool has becoming a hard part to reach like the dirt on the back. It’s ok though. For a guy such as Cool that is impressive to catch The Show’s attention. The bad thing is by the way he did it. Little man. You picked the wrong words to say to the wrong person. This might look like a four way scaffold match but the only person that will really matter is Kidd. As by those disgusting comments that Cool made in the last promo, I hope Tyrone doesn’t take it to next level. Cause I don’t you can float under that pressure. Young stars like Cool need to watch their tongue. Cause it can be ripped off at any second. Let The Show Begin.
Ahhh. . . Staples Center. The scene begins where it all will happen in just a couple of days. The fourth pay per view presented to you by the Global Wrestling Alliance entitled ‘Sinister Urge’. When Sunday comes along, this arena will be filled with thousands upon thousands of fans, wrestlers, security, and maybe some famous faces as all of them will be watching all the action in one square ring with ropes. All the championship will be on the line in death defying matches, some of which will not be take place in the ring. For example, the Cruiserweight Championship match. Four guys battle on top of a scaffold twenty feet high and the only way to win is by throwing your opponent off the scaffold onto the ring below.
But this is not what we’re here for. This night, the stage is not put on. The seats are set up but it’s not because of the wrestling show on Sunday Night. Instead of a ring, the center of the arena is replaced with a court. A basketball court. Yup, tonight this scene is taking place at the Los Angeles Lakers vs Washington Wizards game. Even though everyone knows that Clippers are going to do better than the Lakers this year, and even though a rapist leading the team, they still find ways to sell out crowds better than the LA Kings. It is the fourth quarter and it looks as if the Lakers are well on their way to victory. The cameraman start wandering around the area to find out if any celebrities or stars are in the crowd. First he looks at the front row and points out Jack Nicholson. He is sitting there with a purple and gold Lakers’ hat and a matching pinwheel that is blowing in the arena. . . somehow. His face is still fixed on the game, even though it is already one sided.
The cameraman continues to look around and notices someone very interesting. On the fifth row of the courtside section is the one and only Tyrone Kidd and Starr. Kidd is wearing a white T-shirt with a Lakers’ jersey over it, black jeans with gold stitching and gold and purple Air Force Ones. His girl is wearing one of those new Los Angeles’ jersey dress that Mariah wore at the NBA All Star game in Washington D.C. Starr has on gold open toe heels and a purple handbag. Both of them have the same number and player on it. Number 32 Ervin ‘Magic’ Johnson. The only difference between Nicholson and Kidd is that Kidd is look directly at the camera. Sorta like he knew that he was looking at his direction. All of a sudden, Kidd raises his hand and tell the cameraman to follow him as he gets up from his seat and heads to the hallway. After a couple of minutes the cameraman meets up with Kidd as he is leans right next to the men’s bathroom. Kidd: *sigh* California is such a great place for a vacation like this. Even though thing are expensive as hell over here, the hospitality and the attraction that they have here is to die for. And to think, look at all of these people here to watch the game. I bet most of these people here are going to come back here on Sunday Night to see Sinister Urge. And I don’t blame them. They want to get there money’s worth and why not spend some of that time and millionaire money then at a GWA event. Especially when The Show is going to be there. You see throughout this whole week, I have gotten to understand the people that live here. The billionaires, the workers, the entrepreneurs, and all the people in the middle and below. They all come here to make it big. Sort of like how The Show sees GWA. I came here to become one of the biggest superstars in the game and Sunday is going to be one of the test. The Cruiserweight Championship. In a . . . . S-Sc-Sca-Scaffold match. *nods his head* And even though I have a slight fear of heights . . . I am going to have to overcome it to become the last man standing . . . literally. Some people are doubting the skills of me though. Some people thinking that the win last week at Chaos was just a jinx. A one time lucky break. Saying that ‘Everybody gets that once in a while.’ That is true. Everyone does get a lucky break once in a while. But that wasn’t mine. I don’t have lucky breaks that often. And it won’t be a jinx the next time I face Storm. I have the respect in the sense of him giving me a good competition but remember I am the better guy. The old guy just has the heart. But now onto the match. Kidd walks to the concession to order something to eat before the post game crowd come rushing down to get their food on. As he has the cashier the money, he continues talking. Kidd: As you can see, this match has at the end turned into the a one on one Match for the Cruiserweight title. Two guys have actually shown the desire to really want to get their first title in the young careers. The current champion is showing no time or energy to even put an effort to defend it with pride. I’m really disappointed in that. I wanted this match to be a match where I wanted to just evenly spread my attention to all three opponents and instead there is only one. CJ Roy. You disgraced the GWA and the Cruiserweight title by not defending it with pride. Even if you were going to lose. At least have the decency to lose it with pride. What you are doing is the bitch way out. And you will deserve everything that will happen to you. And that is all I have to say about that. Then we have Doug Funny right here. You know what. That is what you reminds me off Crashin. Doug Funny. You are a guy that has a broad imagination. You think you can move walls and spread the river and do all these things that the ancient gods use to. In reality you are just another sorry sack of shit that thought he can make it. It’s alright I know what type of kid you were when you were growing up. You were the one with the big goals like thinking you would be a superhero or something like that. When other people wanted to do something that actually CAN be done like becoming a doctor or and sport star, you were on the roof of your house with a sheet tied around you neck and a sock with holes big enough for you eyes on your face trying to jump off to see if you can fly. Kidd receives his hot dog and walks off of the line shaking his head. Kidd: It’s alright though, kid. I understand that you are just stupid. You have no intentions of being a great wrestler. Just a here today, gone tomorrow Tough Enough reject. But yet then again. With all these bad comments that I am throwing out, maybe you do have a chance to prove everyone wrong and win the title at the PPV. . . Kidd looks into the camera with a sarcastic look on his face. Kidd: Then again maybe pigs might just fly out of my ass. Your just a disgrace in general and maybe in the scaffold match at Sinister Urge, you should just jump off the scaffold thinking that you can fly again and try to avoid those tables and the ring. Does you much better than to think you can do something that you actually have no chance in hell of accomplishing. Just consider it an honor to get throw off of the scaffold by the Franchise of the GWA. Not many people become such a highlight in a pay per view event. Have fun with it. Kidd walks to the entrance of where the seat are to take a quick glance at the scoreboard. There are a couple minutes left on the clock as he walks back to where he first started. Kidd: Which now leaves the only one that actually put forth effort in an attempt to win the Cruiserweight Championship. P. Cool. I must admit. At first, I didn’t know who in the blue hell you were. I just thought you were one of those guy who has risen amongst the newbie pool and is lucky enough to get a shot at the big time. Then you actually shown some kind of spunk and you actually come out and let me know that among the losers there one that will fight to stay a winner. Then you spend five minutes talking about how you weren’t the old Cool and that you changed and now that you are going back into your old self. . . . WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?! . . . No matter what kind of self you are you are still the same little bitch ass of a wrestler. All you need was just waste time and space. The little kid goes and spark something that was short lived if there was anything to spark. Kind of lost interest after the second time you spoke. Then here come the third one. Now this one caught me off surprise. How dare talk trash to me. That’s not right. It’s back talking your daddy. That doesn’t set right with anyone. Talking about me rambling on. Telling me to ‘Man Up’ for the PPV and stop being a ‘Kidd’. Calling me a Baby? Question if I want this title? Wow little boy, you starting to make the wrong move. It was good when you were talking about how I was competition and showing confidence that you were going to win. But to say all that about me? That’s the wrong thing to do, Junior. Yeah I might be young. I’m 23 years old. . . So? But I have more experience and talent than all the crap you say you have. I’m nothing to joke about man. I make jokes and laugh at my competition cause they can’t match up to me and you are no exception. Your punk ass better watch what you say. You don’t want to piss of Tyrone Kidd as Grinder and The Wreckin Crew has. You might have to face the same punishment that they will soon enough. Not a smart thing to do. So the best thing you can do is cherish your time that you have spent in LA because when Sunday comes along, it’s not going to be as fun. I know for a fact that I WILL NOT BE thrown off of the Scaffold and I WILL win that Cruiserweight Championship. You are not going to stop that no matter how many lame joke and trash talk you do. I am going there as the fan favorite and ending up the new Champ. If you have a problem with it. Do something about it. Now onto one more matter, Scottie Wreck. It seem that he has been watching my little showings here and there. It seems that he likes what he is seeing and is making a interest proposition toward me and Starr. Wanting me to join up with the people that he thinks can handle it. Hmmm. . . that’s is a good idea. I have an answer to it though. You are an interesting individual and have some kind of talent so I’ll make a deal with you. If you can pull off a victory at the battle royale in the PPV, my manager and I will join in. But on this term. I do not take orders from nobody. I watch your back, you watch mine. If by any chance that this is not done. Let’s just saying you don’t want that to happen. So good luck in the match at Sinister Urge and we will see what happens next. Kidd hears the buzzer to end the game. Kidd: So to end this out. I will just say. Say hello to your new Cruiserweight champion. And to Cool, Crashin, and Roy. You guys need to beware. . . . . . . Beware of the Lights . . . . . . . Beware of the Camera. . . . . . And definitely beware of the Actions of The Show fool!!! As soon as he finish talking, crowds of people start to come out after the end of the game. Kidd waits patiently for his girl and after a while, she finally comes out. She looks around for her man and finds him before they head to the bathroom as the scene fades. :::Scene Ends::: |
