Narrator: The war on words continue as said in the previous promo, Kidd and Kaiou are not letting down one bit. The immense hatred seen in both of these character’s eyes are without a doubt going to show what stops they will not pull out just to win this quality grudge match. No disqualification. No countouts. No Mercy. Two men and one guest referee stuck in the middle of the ring, if they can actually try to keep in there, will turn Mexico City out in an deadly attempt to end a current grudge. Rick’s genuine henchmen/ friend will face the brass Showstopping Phenomenon in a match that will be remember for ages. Bring the popcorn, the cotton candy, hell, bring your girlfriends so that when they see the blood and gore, they can jump onto you for moral support. No matter what you do, do not miss this blockbuster match between these two guys.
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Now that I’m done promoting this match, it’s time to give these people what they want. A response to the dull worthless comments that were directed to Tyrone Kidd via Tadashii Kaiou.
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Often imitating but never duplicated. . .
Let The Show begin.
The scene opens up at one of the most popular airport in the Eastern Coast, Newark Airport. It’s a chilly night outside but yet the moon and the stars are still shining brightly in the sky. Hundred of cars, different types and makes, are driving to and from the station in a desired rush to get where they are going. In the process of seeing these cars there’s one that sparks the interest of so many people and the camera in particular. In the Parking Lot Section 1 Row 125 is a beautiful blue Nissan 350Z. With eighteen inch rims and with the name ‘Kidd’ spray painted on the sides of the vehicle, it is obvious who this car belongs to. The camera then moves to the inside of the airport and in one of the lines. The line is for the people who are going to Mexico but not the same place where the card is held. Instead this line is destined for people who are going Tijuana. At the front of the line, actually right at the desk, is Tyrone Kidd and Starr, with their money out getting ready to receive their tickets. Kidd takes the luggage and put it on the weight system that they have as Starr finishes the transaction between them and the cashier. Once Tyrone drops the luggage and they put in on the belt heading to the airplane, he turns around and notices the camera. Kidd give that world famous smirk that is always imitated but never duplicated and walks up to Starr before embracing in a tight hug. They receive their tickets as they head towards the area that the clerk has directed them towards. He motions the camera to follow them as they walks to the security area to be searched. Kidd spread his arms out as the cop pats him down. Kidd turns around and look at the camera before he starts to do what makes him the best in the cruiserweight world. Kidd: I know what your thinking. ‘Why is Tyrone Kidd and Starr headed to Tijuana?’ ‘Isn’t this week’s Chaos being held at Mexico City?’‘What the hell do they have planned?’ Let me answer each one of those problems one by one. First off, I’m heading to Mexico. Does it really matter where in Mexico I am. In the end I’m not that far away from the card so I will be thing on time. I have to. I represent all the little cruiserweight like Tadashii and Mete that want to be like me. I am the champion to all these people and in Mexico they need someone to cheer on during the night. This Monday will be a thank you to these people because they helped me show much on my wrestling skills in and out the ring. So when I go for the High Lite Splash, it will give the people something to ‘Ooh’ and ‘Ah’ about as I take out the trash known as Kaiou in front of my future opponent. This now jumps into the second question which is . . . yes I am going to make an appearance in Mexico City. I will not run. I will not pull a No Show like Tadashii pull one time before. And more importantly I will not disgrace myself by losing to a former somebody in the middle of the ring, no matter how much these odds are stacked against me. It’s not possible. It’s not in the plan. It’s not in the American Dream, Kaiou. Understand that when I do come into the Plaza De Toros that I come there bring my Sunday’s best. Don’t come to battle looking like a broke bitch because we are going to church, and I’m preparing the summon. Which now goes to the last question. The plan that I have is that I am going to spend the rest of this maxing and relaxing on the coast of Mexico. I am going to take the rest of the week with my mind on lay a way and trying be one with myself. This is because Mr. Storm, when Chaos comes, my mind will not be at ease until I make a clear example to you and everyone else who think they can step up to the plate and take what is so dear to me in this present day and time. You see Tadashii, when you talk I notice a lot of things. You speak with broken facts and you continue to use these broken facts thing that you are really right. It’s a sad thing in the end and when you start to realize the hundred percent truth in what you actually say then you might a little bit more sense. Well guess what Storm. Today is your lucky day. Cause I will give you a free sample of the rest of the truth that you sort of forgot to leak out when you were talking. The guard is done with the search and allows Kidd and his female friend to walk through the metal detector. After knowing that there is nothing lethal that they are carrying, they grab their hand luggage and walk toward where the plane is at. Kidd looks back at the camera as he continues. First off, we will start with the simple shit. You see this lovely young lady beside me. Yes this girl that walks beside me when I walk to the ring. The same one that lives with me and sleeps with me in the same bed as me. This lady named Starr. She is MY GIRLFRIEND! Not my wife but my girlfriend. I’m 23 years old. That is no age to get married and there is not ring on neither me or my girl’s ring finger. In everyday terms that mean that we are not a married couple, dumbass. The next thing is YOU WERE NOT MY FIRST OPPONENT IN GWA! If you can rewind the hands of time I actually highlight the first Global Wrestling Federation Main Event against Andy Gordon and Blitz Bomber. This was a week before anyone in the GWA even knew anything about Tadashii Kaiou but you wouldn’t know anything about that cause you’re crystal ball only see what YOU see from YOUR past till YOUR future. Plus when I faced you the first time, I did NOT pull a No Show Kaiou. I got beat up. But I did not pull a No Show. So unlike a man of short statue like you, I possess the ball to continue whatever happens. Win, Lose, or Draw. They start walks in the middle of a long hallway until they catch sight of the plane that they will be getting on. Their eyes are in awe as they keep looking at it for a while. Kidd breaks the silence and goes back to the cameraman. Kidd: Now the third thing, you talk about me and ‘little toy title’. You talk so much trash about the Cruiserweight title and degrade it like it’s a piece of shit compare to what you accomplished. Well it’s time for a very important lesson. Umm . . . Tadashii out of curiosity. What are you? A cruiserweight. When you won the Global title for one week, who defeated you easily to win the title? Metemania. And what was that guy? A cruiserweight. And last but not least. There are four Global Champions. Out of these four, how many of these champions are former Cruiserweight Champion. Jason Hunter and Mete. Two people. Two people out of four. That’s some odd shit for a big title. The cruiserweight title was the first title in the McW to be put on the line much less defended. This cruiserweight title is like a new stepping stone to become the GWA Cruiserweight Champion. But you seem not to know that. Another misfortune by the Kaiou fortune ball. But yet Tadashii knows exactly what he is saying. The last and final thing that you talk about that is utterly wrong is this. You talk as if The Show has earned no respect from any of these people of this roster. Sorry to burst your bubble. When you look at all the promos on the boob tube this week, take a close look at everybody’s promo. Try to focus you A.D.D. Like behavior for one day and check it out. I have been imitated and mention by a lot of people. Maybe to you it’s a sign of disrespect but look at the other side of it. With all these people talking about me, who is talking about you? No one. Sorry man I know that it’s hurts you. But it the truth. You not as important as you think you are anymore. You are now a bum on the street making money around the corner. But just to let you in on a secret. Do you want to know why people are mentioning me left and right. . . Because I am hold GWA gold. It doesn’t matter if it’s the Cruiserweight or whatever the hell they have here. I am holding championship gold. Are you Kaiou? Kidd stops in his steps and wait to hear some kind of answer regarding the question he just asked. Hearing silence, he continues I thought so. So don’t go around trying to stick you nose in my business wondering why I am talking about other people in my promos and not worried about thing William Hung looking mother fucker. I am a champion. It’s what I have to do. It’s a responsibility to search around and check out new and current competition to see if in the future I will have a problem down the road. Then again, like I said before. You do not understand. You are just talking shit out of your ass now. Desperate to say something to hope that I will not retaliate with these vulgar weapons coming out of my mouth. You hide under Michru’s skirt everytime I talk and I know it bothers you. You can’t man up and believe fact that Tyrone Kidd has your number. He always has and he always will. It will be alright thought Tadashii. Come Chaos all the pain and anguish will be all over went I knock out whatever sense you have left. It won’t be pretty and whether Gold will like it or not, I will dismantle you from one side of the ring to another. But since we are on the matter of the fact, fact is that around the backstage of GWA that your little sister is the talk of the town. Or should I say the doorknob. People have been talking saying that she has been moving from boat to boat with different superstar and you know what I kinda believe it. I mean if we can rewind the clock to the hand of time, I remember a thing that Michru had with Felix in the past. Who knows what went up or WHO went down then. But we know who is going around. Just a bit of added fact for you to understand. Come this Monday. It will be bloody. It will be gruesome. It will be a front line battle. But more importantly. . . IT WILL BE SHOWTIME!!!! The twosome reach the door to the airplane and passes their ticket to the stewardess. They go inside and go in the plane to find their seats. Now it’s off to Tijuana. ::SCENE ENDS:: |
