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Stupid Quotes
Im sure there have been injuries in boxing like deaths, but none of them serious..- Alan Minter
Lets Line up, how bout alphabetically by height.
- Bill Peterson, Fl State football coach
I get to go to lots of overseas places like Canada.
- Britney Spears
Funny thoughts
Why do they have back pain medicine on the bottom shelf at the pharmacy?
How come you can kill a deer and put it on a wall, but it is illegal to keep them as pets?
Why does caretaker and care giver mean the same thing?
What does the " K " in K-mart actually mean?
If we feel blue, what other color does a smurf feel when its down?
Why is it you can walk down a hill even when it goes downhill
Why is it we say bye bye and not hi hi?
Signs/ Bumper stickers
My car is constipated, hasent passed a thing all day!
Your lucky number is 465126858799885425857989586047
look for it everywhere.
A nuclear war can ruin your whole day.
Your driving too close, i can see your bald spot..