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Fri, July 04 2003 - 8:04 AM
Activision should have started a class action lawsuit against Viacom. Then all of us could have signed on and got some damages from this shit. Something like this maybe?"
CLASS ACTION COMPLAINT FOR INJUNCTIVE RELIEF AND MONEY DAMAGES
1. Plaintiff, on behalf of herself/himself and all others similarly situated, seeks to enjoin the above-named company from their ongoing practice of making shitty Star Trek content. 1 Failure to create compelling Star Trek movies, television shows and books constitutes a breach of contract. In addition, the use of an awesome actor like the one and only Count Bakula in order to get fans to watch an otherwise craptacualr show constitutes a deceptive business practice. Plaintiff brings this Complaint on behalf of a class of similarly-situated dorks and geeks across the country who find themselves paying good money to sit through all the Star Trek crap Viacom has been shitting out recently . In support of her/his Complaint, Plaintiff states as follows:
2. Plaintiff is a geek or dork.
3. Defendant Viacom is an evil Corporation with a principal place of business in a hollowed out moon orbiting the earth and bristling with powerful weaponry, as well as Colorado. Viacom owns and operates, or otherwise controls through a network of subsidiaries, the Star Trek franchise or what is left of it.
4. Viacom is an adequate defendant class representative because, they have a fuck ton of money and they have totally boned Star Trek. In addition, Viacom is motivated to vigorously defend this action given its joint and several, if not ultimate, liability for the acts complained of herein.
For The Love Of God
Fri, July 04 2003 - 8:19 AM
Spell check that.
Fri, July 04 2003 - 8:26 AM
I did spell check it asshole.
Fri, July 04 2003 - 8:36 AM
You must have a different spell-checker than I do, one that includes non-existent words. Craptacualr? Is that some kind of bear?
Don't start with me.
Fri, July 04 2003 - 8:50 AM
I guess I misspelled one word. I am so fucking sorry. I sure hope the spelling police donít come and get me. Honestly Iím surprised you even saw my post, what with your busy morning of not putting up a news post until nine in the morning. Funny, the comics always go up by midnight.
Nature's Gentle Giant
Fri, July 04 2003 - 9:06 AM
The Craptacualr makes its home in high forests and dines mostly on fish and psychotropic plants. They are poor spellers and are mystified by commas.
9:00am our time is 12:00pm eastern time.
Fri, July 04 2003 - 9:11 AM
I sure wish I could spend the day browsing for pictures of bears on Google instead of working on new T-shirt designs for Penny Arcade. It must be nice.
Not Just Bears
Fri, July 04 2003 - 9:26 AM
I have all kinds of pictures.
I bet you do...
Fri, July 04 2003 - 9:51 AM
But do you have this one?
Go to www.penny-arcade.com too see the pictures!!