Mon, July 29 2002 - 7:37 AM
Will someone remind me why we are driving down there? They've got these plane things now that I guess are really cool.
Don't I Know It
Mon, July 29 2002 - 8:07 AM
by: Safety Monkey
I wish I knew why we were driving down there. I was all like "Cool, let's fly down there!" and they were all like "No, we're driving and it's really long and boring and you have to drive, Monkey" and I was like "But I'd have to get 800 AMERICAN DOLLARS worth of repairs to make that drive and I don't even have a job!" and Batjew was like "Now your car repairs have made us get a late start!" and I was like "But I'm totally broke now!" and then Gabe was like "We're taking a seperate car, and I bought a screen for my GameCube, and we're playing Super Mario Sunshine the entire way, and YOU CAN'T HAVE ANY!!!!" and then this morning I stubbed my toe and the kitty outside that's usually nice hissed at me and ran away. Now that I think about it... after the cost of gas for 2 cars, and hotels, and the books-on-cd we bought, and the fucking LCD screen for the GameCube.... wouldn't it have been cheaper to fly?
Bitch, Bitch, Bitch
Mon, July 29 2002 - 9:31 AM
Jesus Christ, this isnĘłt the fucking Bataan Death March. ItĘłs just a two day Road Trip to San Diego. I am sorry that you had to purchase the repairs that your car needed anyway in order to make this trip Monkey, but I'm sure you'll be glad you did it when YOUR FUCKING CAR DOESN"T FALL APART ON THE FREEWAY. I personally think that a hundred bucks for gas and maybe eighty bucks for a hotel room split four ways seems quite a bit better than two hundred dollars per person to fly down there. That's not including the fact that we would have had to pay to ship the two (very heavy) boxes of posters down there along with my tablet. You also cannot have an official Penny Arcade road trip in a GODDAMNED airplane. Now if you two pussies would be would be so kind as to shut you're fucking cry holes and put on a happy face, MAYBE we can enjoy the next 22 hours. This is going to be the best road trip ever!
Mon, July 29 2002 - 9:48 AM
I have an idea, how about you fuss about it THE DAY WE LEAVE. Two weeks ago? NO WAY! There's still time to change the plan! 10 minutes before we leave? NOW YOU'RE COOKIN' WITH GAS! This is great!
You're both idiots. Shut up, idiots