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]:The scene opens up at a local airport here in St.Louis,Missouri and this is where New Jack shall appear to speak on his opponents with the Battle Royal members.Josh Matthews and Sharmell Sullivan are waiting back at the WWE headquarters so that they can catch New Jack,via satelite and so them 2 can see what New Jack is up too.The plane hasnt arrived yet here in St.Louis at the Lambert airport but im sure it will be here any minute now.But did you all hear about the sad sad thing about Franchise leaving Raw and Smackdown?Oh,and also leaving Velocity?This is going to be a really depressing moment for some of us here in WWE but really,be happy for him,because he has recently started his own lil thing and he is doing great with it.And some rumors say that New Jack may be walking out on WWE?Well,if he is,you will find out,whenever his plane gets here.Its chilly outside here and there are a few planes arriving,New Jack's plane?No...But Nelly's plane has arrived!Lets see what he thinks bout New Jack.:[
}Narrarator{Yes,Mr.Nelly sir,Mr.Nelly sir,I got a few questions about New Jack.
}Nelly{Oh shyt derrty,you talkin bout my homie from Atlanta?Yeah,what about him yo?
}Narrarator{Yeah,ummm,this is quite a surprise to me,to actually be talking to someone famous like you but anywho,Nelly...where do you know New Jack from and how did he get his occupation as a wrestler?Would you know that last detail?
}Nelly{You know sumden,I know exactly whurr you gettin at dogg,but I know New Jack from ECW and damn was he hott in that damn wrestling company,whooo,he was tearin da shyt up mane,I mean,jumping into this,jumping off of that...this manes crazy.And well,he got his occupation as a wrestler from growing up,watching Chris Benoit wrestle,and thats why his move is the flying headbutt aka murdddaaaaa 187!But hey,I have to get going but when you see him,tell him his derrty Nelly said "Whaz good and me and my child is doin good and we still rootin for him in his Battle Royal match,thats right,HIS Battle Royal match that he gunna win."
}Narrarator{Ok Nelly,thanx for your time and I sure will tell him.But,anyways,since he took up all that time,New Jack's plane has arrived!Lets go check in on the status.
]:As you see,this is a Private Jet Plane owned by New Jack himself and again,I have no idea where he gets all of this $$$.I bet hes got something to say about these 2 people,Jeff Hardy and Jerry Lynn because they have said their words and left from the arena where they were at.Plus,remember Nelly's lil interview?New Jack may be surprised to hear about him.Well,hes boarding off and I must go speak with him.:[
}Narrarator{New Jack,New Jack,may I have a word?
}New Jack{Yeah dogg but im in kinda of a hurry herre.
}Narrarator{Ok,this is St.Louis and all,and it sure is a nice place but someone was interviewed by me earlier and he said he knew you.
}New Jack{Oh,dat musta been Randy Orton's punk ass cause he's from ol St.Louis ya know.
}Narrarator{Ummm,actually no,it was your good ol buddy Nelly.He said him and his kids are rooting for ya and they know your going to win that V-Title!What are your thoughts on this OG?
}New Jack{Well yo,ive known Nelly for awhile and he claims I am his fav. wrestlin dude but I dont know,dat nigga dont return phone calls and why aint he herre right now?Wait,before you say because he had to go somewhere well,the reason why he ran off cause hes skerd of the Original Gangsta himself,and why you ask?Because I have whooped his ass personally and physically!And hes trying to suck up to a nigga and try to stop da drauma which wont stop,until I knock his lights out.I gotta get goin cracka,speak to me when I gots free time!Ya Undastand?¿
]:New Jack then walks away from the scene and he walks over to his limo.He gets into his limo and pulls off so he can reach the Saavvis Center in time for Josh Matthews and Sharmell Sullivan can interview him.But geez,I wonder what happened between New Jack and Nelly;maybe it was just a battle of the city's or something.Well,im going to go now,and lets check in with Josh and Sharmell!:[
}Josh Mathews{Thank you Mr.N!Hello and welcome to the show that you all have been waiting for and we are here to give an interview to...wait a sec,Sharmell...,did you write this on my paper,cause its supposed to be New Jack and now it says "Big Dick",why would you do such a thing?
}Sharmell Sullivan{Josh,why would you of all people say such a thing?You blame a black african american beauty of writing that on there?Why I should go tell Booker T,my boyfriend,how rude and ignorant your being to me right now!
}Josh Matthews{No no no,im sorry,that wont be necessary,maybe you didnt write this but who and the hell did?
}Sharmell Sullivan{I dont know Josh but New Jack is ready to come out,come on out New Jack!
]:New Jack's theme music hits as he walks out to the ring as Josh and Sharmell wait on the titantron.The New Jack fans here are going crazy for New Jack.They think that he may be the winner of the V-Title Battle Royal and seeking revenge on The Legend Killa,Randy Orton.New Jack then gets into the ring and he then asks for a mic and pauses...then starts to talk.:[
}New Jack{First off dogg's,I would like to start out with this bitch they call Version 1.What the hell is dat shyt man?Version 1,please,get a fuckin life cause by all means necessary,when im done with you,you will be known as plain ol' Matt Hardy and no,there wont be no Version 1 to it.You may call your self dat and shyt but yo,I dont care what Version you are,cause you aint no damn computer bitch.Damn,you even stupider than yo brutha Jeff.No wonder why ya'll split up because Jeff was the smarter one between ya'll,cause he knew if he stuck with yo faggot ass,he would be another white cracka ass'd victim of the 187.But yeah,you and I,aint in the same league man,I shouldnt be fighting you in this Battle Royal,I shouldnt even be in this shyt period.I should be on RAW and Smackdown whoopin some ass and not on this lame show with you.And see,without Jeff or Lita by your side,there isnt anything you gunna do to me during the Battle Royal cause yo,I will whip out the chair and I damn sho will whip out the stapler.Shyt dogg,ive fought cats like you in the indys and shyt and ya'll lil young'ns never get enuff.But Matt on the otherhand,will realize something,you will realize that I am no ordinary nigga,I am a sycotik bastard that will show some ruthless aggression towards yo ass if you wanna get involved with me so I suggest Matt,stay out of the way,or you will just be another bitch for New Jack's stapler or The 187!Iight now,theres another lil Hardy bitch I wanna talk about.
}New Jack{Jeff Hardy,the lil sissy bitch whaz good white boi?Nothin herre juss wantin to kick your sorry lil ass juss because I dont like you.Ive never respected you and you respect a nigga like myself?Man naw,you got me fucked up now!How you gunna respect a nigga when you aint even meet a nigga yet?Huh Jeff?How is you gunna do say dat?But,newayz Jeff,I aint got no respect fo yo white ass none whatsoeva and dats a known fact and its da truth.Jeff,all those damn rainbow colors,what the fuck is up with that dude?You turnin a lil Rico on us?Never knew we'd see one of them again,or maybe a Billy or Chuck?Or how about the gay lil princess Angel in the olden ECW,haha?Well Jeff,you disapoint me hellaz,I never knew you'd turn out like dat.Your juss as gay as your brutha Matt,but wiser.Yeah,dats the reason why you left his side,cause you was skerd of me!You didnt want none of New Jack,The Original Gangsta,and when you left WWE before,you went crying home to yo momma cause they released yo ass and you heard I was comin and you was styll crying yo lil bitch ass tears away.You juss a lil mommas boy that crys everytime something good or bad happens,if you kissed Trish,say for instance,you'd fuckin cry like a lil bitch!If you seen Matt get shot by my Beretta,you'd cry like a lil bitch.So either way,good or bad,you would juss cry your way through shyt and mommas boy gets what he wants,well,uh uh.That aint gunna happen Hardy,at the Battle Royal,your gunna be crying,your gunna be crying and praying that I dont kill yo ass and slam you from a 30 ft. balcony down and then jump off of it,hitting you with a 187 which means Murdaaaaaaaaaaa and that I will beatchu,and you will be eliminated,how does that sound?Haha,your a joke man,and you think im joking dogg?You think dat im joking witchu and I wont do none of dat crazy shyt on you?Well,ask Vic Grimes from the olden ECW days,he will tell you how sadistic a mutha fuckin nigga can be,so be careful man,watch your back at all tymes,cause you never know when a black mutha fucka like me will pop up,right in yo fuckin face,Ya Undastand?
}New Jack{Weeeeeeeeeeellll,Oh no here its goes..Weell its the Big Shyt!Haha mutha fucka,I didnt forget about yo big azz!I mean,how could I?Your nothing but 500 lbs. of Chef Boyardi's Beef Cheesy Ravioli,holy moly,you know how many starving kids could eat all dat?Imagine ALL OF THEM can munch all up on them Ravioli's.Big Show,why you gotta be so big?And your thinkin chicks dig it big?Yeah,they dig your body bein big maybe but remember Show,the smaller you are the more bigger your dick is!And they say the same thing with your shoe size,I mean,I have the big 11",what more do woman want from a nigga?All I know is Show,size difference wont matter between us,and this reason is cause big people are slow pathetic retarded ass white foo's who wont even get a swing on a lil quick mutha fucka and wont be able to pin a nigga.Big Show,you usta go around dressin up like people and what the hell dogg?Why you gotta dress like Hogan?Why you gotta dress like Cena?Why you gotta dress like Vince McMahon?You tryin to be someone that you not?Cause obviously,your wanting to play fraud and be like one of them that are at the top of the game but in which,your not.Listen Show,ima teach yo big azz a lesson this coming up Sunday,Live!,at No Way Out that size dont matter when your in the ring with someone black cause Show,I got moves,any black nigga you meet,they will have either quickness or some ups and I got both and you will see dat strategy going towards the V-Title.Big Slow,breathe hard and breathe now and forever hold your breathe because theres no backing down now,when you step up to the plate against an OG like myself,so enuff witcho ass,onto this mutha fucka they call Raven!
}New Jack{Caw caw caw,here comes tha lil bitch bird name Raven,caw caw caw,you know what im sayin people?Im sayin caw caw caw,(1 8 7),and I will murda ya ass Sunday Raven and heres the details why and how the fuck ima do this.Raven,ive never liked you while you was in the ECW or the NWA-TNA because you cant fight and your a pussy when it comes to real hardcore,thats right,REAL hardcore.You see Raven,you had to pick a crappy name juss like your crappy lil gang Raven's Flock in WcW,yeah,I watched,and it sucked ass dogg.You had a gay guy named Lodi,which you knew he wanted a Lodi of shyt from you Raven,you had Reese,which you knew he was a big time jail bird and you wanted him to come to the Flock to bang you out so you could realize who the hell you were,Really,and he saved some of the peanut butter cup chocolate for ya and thats why you cut your hair the way you did,juss like Billy and Chucky.Oh,you had the other gay dude with you also in the Flock,ummm,what was it,Cum Blinded Riggs?Yeah,that was it,what happened to ya homeboys eye man?You shoot it with dat white stuff or sumden?You see,dats why I barely hang wit the white boys cause you either end up gay or ya end up bein bi-sexual which styll is considered gay but newho,Raven,you get the picture but you aint in the frame yet,you aint in the fraaaammmaaa!These people herre wanna see New Jack whoop Ravens ass and they dont wanna see your face in the WWE again!They dont like Raven,maybe they'll like Hawk,but not Raven cause a Hawk could fuck up a Raven netime,newhere,at ne cost.But you see,an Original Gangsta can also do the same damn thang,he could take his child's bb gun and blast a few right into the Raven's heart so Raven wont have to caw out his stupid quote,"Ewww Quote Da Waven...Nevermore".Haha,dats some bullshyt,juss get used to seein my face on Velocity because I will walk out with the V-Title around my waist and you my victim,will be on the way to the hospital while im out partyin with some white chicks.Iight,Jerry Lynn,you next dogg!
}New Jack{Jerry Lynn...also a hardcore legend,how you doin whitey?Havent seen yo ass in awhile.I rememba tha good times back in ECW and damn,I respected you not only as a wrestla,but as a friend too but you then stabbed a nigga in da back and why?Dats what a white muh fucka do to black folks naow and trust me,it will be on dis Sunday.Where have ya been?Ya been skerd of me kickin yo ass again like I did in ECW?I bet you was skerd of me,I mean,who wouldnt be skerd?Picture this,no,I mean,put this in the record books,I beat Brock Lesnar!I beat one of the biggest guys in the history of WWE.But he was nothing,and you my friend are nothing too.You wont match up to an OG like me,you couldnt even step it up a notch with Sabu,Raven,or The Sandman.But I have,ive beaten the best and I will finish the weak at this PPV and I will continue whoopin on the weak until I get old and crusty and collapse to see my carcus dead!Flesh will be ripped out of you Lynn,our bodies will be badly bruised,beaten up,maybe a few broken bones,but myself,will be the last man standing,and the one to maybe get all of the pins.You may need a miracle to win this shyt,you know why Lynn?Cause there aint nothin and nobody stoppin me from stapling you down to that mat to get the 1-2-3 and then staple your eyes shut so you wont be able to see me juss like John Cena says but my way is more harmful and painful than his.Lynn,these fans are out there chanting my name dude,New Jack,New Jack,New Jack...and what im wantin to hear them say is 187.So people,when I say Jerry Lynn Equals,you say 187.Ok?You get it?Good,then lets get this thang started.Jerry Lynn...(187)Jerry Lynn...(187)Jerry Lynn...(187).Yeah,ya'll are some tuff ass niggaz in the crowd,so this Sunday,when I say Jerry Lynn...(187),damn,you guys are ahead of my slow ass,so yeah,thats whats gunna be said!Oh man,2 more people to go?Iight iight,lets get onto damn,I dont feel like talkin about this girl.
}New Jack{Jaime Koeppe,damn girl you fine,thats all I can really explain about chu,but then again,your with Randy Orton,the guy who attempted to end a legend hasnt done so,so your also an enemy to my list,sorry...hell nah I aint sorry!You see girl,you step up into a big mans sport and expect to be treated all with respect and shyt?Well,I hate to say it but Randy Orton,your bitch will be in the match and there is a gurenteed fact that he will lay a hand on you,and no,im not talkin bout huggin,grabbin ya booty,or kissin and shyt,im talkin bout fightin you.Thats the same thing that will happen to you if you step into my way in this match.Shyt,you even look at me funny girl I will have to atleast push you down and take that stapler and staple you to the mat,your hair down to yo clothes.After I do this,I will go for the pin and aint no way your kickin out.And see,I respect you Jaime,your a down ass chick that really dont give a damn what kind of challenge is thrown out in front of you.And see,if I do end up winnin,would you wanna go out to the bar or to a club or sumthin?Maybe come back to a nigga place and get to know eachother a lil more?Cause we,we have no history Jaime,but newayz,I was hopeing dat we could do somethin,cause when your lil boy toy gets his ass handed to him by a LEGEND,dats right,a LEGEND,maybe his pretty looks will be gone and you can come with a real man,a real nigga,a real soldia,a real gangsta!Yeah,ima love it when I have you pinned on the ground,juss lookin atchu makes me get hard newayz.Like my boy Petey Pablo says,"Tell me,do you want it missionairy witcho feet crammed,to the head board,or,do you want it from the back witcho face in the pillow so you can yell as loud ass you want to giiirrrl".Remember sweet heart,get pinned out and be with a real man or stay with a lil bitch that will fuck around and cheat on a good lookin mami.Now,the time has come for one last special individual.
}New Jack{Randy Keith Orton,The Big R-K-O!!!Yeah you lil pussy,you had to come up from behind a nigga and knock me out,well hey,I survived it Randy,you didnt kill a legend,the killing of this legend hasnt even begun.Shyt Randy,it aint even gunna begin this Sunday at No Way Out and you know why?Cause I aint gunna have you 1 on 1,there will be 6 other people besides yourself and I,but the one thing is Randy,im winning this Sunday and you think your lil Diamond Cutter is gunna stop me?Nah,I studied over your finisher Randy,and trust me,I know how to get out of it and also I know how to not get knocked out.Orton,your juss a no good peice of shyt juss like your father,Bob Orton,Cowboy Bebop himself,haha.Old redneck mutha fucka,he couldnt work it right raising you,you killed your own fathers legacy and damn dats juss sad to hear.But yo,I gotta give you props from being from St.Louis,Missoura,my homeboy live there and he said Randy's gunna die this Sunday against myself and I was like damn,you already figured out what was true and always is gunna be true?Your smarter than I thought and damn,its hard to think when you got money,beer,and weed on ya mind.Ol Randy,your done fucked now since you gave me that RKO on Velocity after I beat that Guerilla ass faced doebberman pincher.Thats the one mistake niggaz make while they interfere with my life,they gotta attack someone from behind and I was dat thats a pussy way to fight but oh no Randy,I wont have my back turned towards you at the Battle Royal,I will be lookin you straight dead in the face like the man I am and I will,staple your lips shut,and stick this stapler straight up your fuckin tail pipe!You think its a joke?Ask Angel,the fruit cakes,I stuck a batton up his ass but unfortunitely he loved it.You havent seen nothin of New Jack's style yet,but you will,oh,you will dude cause the future of yourself wont go anywhere,you wont get anywhere cause you done fucked with the wrong nigga this time.Eyo,my time has juss ended but you heard me Randy,your gunna be my bitch after I whoop yo ass in this match and you will feel a gat go right through yo chest when I hit the famous,1-8-7!Ya Undastand?!
]:Scene fades off to a commercial break as fans of New Jack scream and scream as I wonder what the others,have to say!:[
-Scene 2,Final Destination!-
]:The scene shows New Jack in the locker room on thys Saturday night,as he looks at the video tape of The Big Show and Jeff Hardy,the main two he's focused on and he his a big,angry look on his face.He looks as if he wants to throw down the tv.He is seeing the remarks of Big Show and Jeff Hardy as he said earlier about Jeff Hardy bout not respectin him and see,Jeff dont really give a damn about nobody but his damn self.And Big Show,hes a ruthless big shyt that likes to shove burrito's up his ass and shyt down his mouth.Well look at that,New Jack threw down his tv!I told you he was ready to do so.Oh my god,hes looking into my camera,what do I do?Oh,he wants me to get inside the locker room and he wants to say his last words about these two!:[
}New Jack{Big Show!!!You callin me a nigger huh?You big fat pillsburry puffman,you aint winnin shyt because of whatchu said to a nigga like me yo,I will definitely hurtcho ass tommora night,cause I aint goin down like dis yo.Chokeslaming me huh?Dats if I dont staple yo head in first!Racist remarks makes a killa mad and you mad me mad bitch.You are gunna run scared of me yo,and I will kill you Harry,yeah,off of Harry and the Hendersons!Or wait,maybe your dat dude off of Ice Age,dat big fat Mammoth,but im like dat cheetah yo,I will bite chu and I will fuck you up wit my teef.Haha,juss wait til I make yo ass bleed wit dys chair I got in da back,or maybe dat V-Title Shane's got in da back.All I know is,tommora night,yo ass is gettin 187'd and dude,I will drop you like I dropped Brock Lesnar.I will even give yo retarded ass a chokeslam or even a F-5,I aint dat weak cracka!I hope I injure dat ass dis Sunday cause dem insults dogg,yo ass will be lucky to come out of the match than in the hospital if you undastand what im sayin dogg cause unlike Brock,yo ass will feel da hard shyt!Fuck you now,ima get onto a hatin ass Jeff Hardy!
}New Jack{Jeff Hardy...aint got no respect from me?When I beat Stamboli or someone else,I wont earn yo respect?Well,check dis,when I beatcho ass tommora,I will earn respect and I will serously eliminate chu and hitchu wit dat title and make you bleed like all da rest of dem bitches except Jaime!You see Jeff,Jaime's more of a man than you are in a weird ass way but yeah,atleast she aint gotta talk shyt bout me,and you gotta say no respect?I usta have respect for ya,and yo bro,but dats all changed muh fucka,cause dys is like life and death situation!Jeff,you need to recognize dat not only am I black,but I am going to mark you as a white cracka ass honkie dat got whooped by a tru gangsta ass nigga and has lost in the V-Title match,as the V-Title was awarded to myself and you will no longer be in a niggaz league,well,you aint gunna be in a negros league of course but dogg,I need to go get to the airport to get thurr but I do wish you good luck,cause every second of your life counts on it...Ya UndaStand?
]:New Jack fleed's the scene while picking up his bags and leaving.He jumps into his limo and he grabs a grey goose bottle and jugs it down and he flicks the camera off and spits it into the lens as the camera then goes off air in static motion!:[
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