Beat Me If You Can...

The scene opens up to seeing Shelton Benjamin in the backstage area with a RAW t-shirt on.

Then it shows Lita looking at him with a smile on her face.

Shelton then looks at Lita as she sits there smiling as she then begins to talk.

Lita-Hey baby, whats up?

$helton Benjamin-Nothin much girl…just…chillin and damn you look fine tonight!

Lita-Oh don’t I always Shelty?

$helton Benjamin-Hmmm, lemme think…oh heck yes! You do, you look finer than that skanky ass bitch Dawn Marie.

Lita-Why thank you hunny, I appreciate the compliment…but I cant see why Mick Foley and Eric Bischoff booked me in this match…I am only your manager.

$helton Benjamin-I know that Amy, but listen, don’t worry about that, I will take it as an inter-gender handicapped match! Oh heck yes, it will finally show that its all about the Benjamins! Lita, John Cena and Dawn Marie don’t know that I have that ability to beat their asses in and out of that ring with agility and knowledge but what does Cena do? He raps, something that I hate in this industry, a white rapper and Dawn Marie…what can I say? She’s a ho that slept with a 70 year old man and that’s plain ol nasty! But see, you make the right choices and you don’t go round screwing other men. Every second, you with me and that’s all that counts really. So Cena and Marie need to keep their turny tricksy’s wit em and don’t even both rappin or ho’in cause its my time to shine! This punk kid named Shelton Benjamin will now be reffered to as Mr. Benjamin. But Amy, you can call me whatever you want!

Lita-You think I didn’t know that Shelton? *giggles* Why do you think I call you all those names? Cause I know you don’t mind it if I call you those names.

$helton Benjamin-Damn straight I don’t mind Amy, but I shall refer to you as just Amy cause I like to be polite but cocky at times.

Lita-I like cocky guys…if you know what I mean Shelton.

Lita bites down on her lip and looks down as she smiles at Shelton as he looks down and he has a hard on.

$helton Benjamin-Oh….Ooooohhh, that’s whatchu mean. I am cocky down there too, hes also aggressive and extreme!

Lita-Well, maybe you can show me them 3 things later on tonight after you get done doing your debut here on RAW?

$helton Benjamin-Shoot, you aint gotta tell me twice! I know I aint gunna foget about that! Well Amy, its time! I must go to the ring and tell all the people whos takin this victory and who’s the boss and who is Mr. Benjamin!

Lita-Ok Shelton, I will see you tonight baby!

Lita then kisses Shelton as Shelton then kisses back grabbin her booty tight as she then moans a bit and she grips onto his you know what. Shelton then opens his eyes wide and then releases her ass and she laughs as he then asks her to let go. She lets go as he then waves off as he then makes his way to the ring. As he makes his way to the ring, hes see's a young kid as he gives him an autograph. The young kid seems pleased as Shelton then gives him a smile back as he then continues to go toward the entrance way. He reaches the entrance way and he finally then makes his way out to the ring.

He then makes his way down the ramp to his new music since splitting up with Haas. He then reaches the ring as he then looks out into the crowd as they scream loud and louder.

Shelton Benjamin then grabs a mic and starts to talk.

$helton Benjamin-Hello to all my fans out here in St.Louis Missouri and I have news to tell yall and its some serious business! I know that John Cena and Dawn Marie may be fan favorites but I can careless whatchall think! I am The Money Maker and I will mess up both of them for what they have done to my girl Amy. Yeah, they attacked her! Show the footage on the RAW TV!

:...Shows John Cena giving Lita the F-U as Dawn Marie hit a DDT onto Lita. Scene Fades...:

$helton Benjamin-Thats the type of shyt that pisses me off! John Cena and Dawn Marie, will be getting their share this Monday on Smackdown! Amy baby, dont worry, I will do more damage to them than they've done to you. I will be there in the hospital in a minute Amy, but I hope your watchin this. John Cena, you dumb motha sucka, you have no idea what you have gotten yourself into. Your raps wont mean shyt now since you done this to my girl. Dawn's sluttin wont do any good on me cause of what you've done to my girl. Im tired of her livin through the extreme, she needs to realize her body is as delicate as mine, and stop being battered and bruized. Cena and Dawn have alot of nerve attacking someone from behind when I left the area she was at. But you see, the reason why I am not going to the hospital right now is because I know my girl is ok, and she told me not to worry what happened to her, but I worry alot. It worries me that she may not be able to manage me nemore cause of a neck injury that she had like from back then. But listen up, John Cena, your F-U wont work on me dude, cause seriously, Mr. Benjamin will not stand for a punk lil rapper like you try and cheat his way to the top by using a steal chain or brass knuck's. Dawn Marie, you aint gunna surprise me with some flirtacious action, I got my baby Amy to do so and shes damn good at that. Unlike you, you sleep with anyone you set your eye on like I said earlier. So dont think yall 2 will be taking this victory down, cause im takin it, for my baby and soon to be wifey, Amy Dumas Benjamin! That footage I seen back there...showed me that you cant trust anyone like my boy Austin said in his prime years and hes right all the way, so thats why Amy will be by my side at all times from now on and no one will be able to attack my baby again! Basic Thugonomics Cena? No, you need HOOKED ON PHONICS cause you are still a child man, just like Lil Jon and Nelly. Rap aint nothing, slang aint nothing, why cant you just stick to basic English? I can tell you why, cause you think black sapremmoses rules all, and it doesnt man. I seen everything, I looked passed the past and into the future and I realized it wasnt the white man these days that done what they've done, it was the elderly and I dont blame Amy or you Cena, I blame presidents, critics, etc etc. So I think you need to check this and get a better life, just like when you was when you first arrived into WWE...a punk kid like me with ruthless and cocky aggression, then maybe we could work something out....Hell naw I didnt just say that! Yo punk ass will be treated to get a Shell Bomb and a famous Shell Shocka which will prove to you and the world, who the better man is! Dawn Marie, you cum guzzlin gutter slut ho, your ass is mine in this match and not in that way! You bend over and tell me to stick it, well, that aint whats going to happen. You will be bent over pointing at your ass, but what I will do is look at the crowd, point my finger in the air, run and kick yo freakin ass and you know what as you lay down, sufferin and crying like a bitch and John will get layed out for the 1...2...3!!! Thats all I gotta say to them bitches and remember yall..."Its All About Mr. Benjamin!".

Shelton Benjamin jumps out of the ring as he then runs to the backstage area. He then see's John Cena and Dawn Marie, but he knows not to attack them from behind. But he then digs out of his wrestling attire a picture of Lita, which catches his eye and he see's what he needs to do as he runs out of the arena, and goes to the hospital to give Lita some support!

...Survive If I Let You!!!