Title: "Dead Pool gay,Dead Pool fag,ya'll da bitches down tha street fuckin my grandma,da old ass hag!"



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Scene: John Cena finds out the big news and interview about Dead Pool.
Place: Charlotte,North Carolina
Time: 6:00 P.M.!









FORWARD:???


::The scene fades out from John Cena’s interview with The Coach and he had some strong word’s for Dead Pool. John Cena also has a new partner that was announced 2 nights ago, and you people should know him, The Iyatola of Rock n Rolla, Frenzy is Jericho, and The King of Bling Bling! Yes, Chris Jericho is his name and since you cant really trust a black person, you gotta depend on a white person and really, John Cena was going to go through the match as a handicap match but Y2J felt he was missin on some action so he joined up with John Cena. These two men are great athletes and musicians! They are now known as “The Kings Of Bling Bling!”. John Cena hasnt yet to be seen yet, or Jericho hasnt either. But otherwise, Dead Pool has never even said a word yet, in the ring or in an interview. I wonder whats up with them 2. Was Lawler’s rumor true? Cause as of right now, it is seeming to be really really true. We’ve got some surprising + great news later on in the night but we wont get onto that just yet. Have you heard John Cena’s “Word Life” theme? Off of WWE Originals? Or Y2J’s theme “Dont You Wish You Were Me?”? Those songs are very interesting, and yes, they both did them! They didnt have voice changes or anything, that stuff was all real. And did you know about the argument of which song Cena and Jericho are going to use for their theme as “The Kings Of Bling Bling”? Man, pushing and shoving, extantive language, hollering, and fussing! But I think they may have their decision of what theme to play, and no, its not one of their themes, and its not even a wrestling theme. This tag team seems to be going good for now and what about Cena and Steph’s relationship? I heard that there was explosive news on something different that will rock the federation and shock the hell out of John Cena. Stephanie and Cena really havent really been talking in awhile. Has something gone wrong? Will Cena come here tonight so he can find out? Well, we sure hope so cause it sure is some big big news that he needs to know about and he needs to be ready for. Oh, rumor has it also that John Cena may have someone joining with his and Jericho’s team, but no word on who. He may know himself cause he is the one who had him in his house, talking to him. Damn, John Cena, nor Chris Jericho have yet to make it!!! I wonder where the hell those 2 are, they got this interview and everything and I cant wait here forever for them. Damn, a black guy like me...needs a lil H2O in his ass! Cause none of you all know how hot this place is cause it is like 110 degrees where I am at! Ok, I just heard that John Cena and Chris Jericho are playing the new game “Franchise’s Frenzy Night Fight” and they have been fighting against Raven and Vampiro. I have just heard that Vampiro has just been set on fire! Will we see a fight like this Friday Night? Well, we have just heard Vampiro was put out by EMT’s and takin to a local hospital facility as on Raven is there. Raven cant go nowhere because he is cornered by both men, John Cena and Chris Jericho. John Cena then makes a quick move, and puts Raven into the F-U as Jericho then does his famous Walls of Jericho onto Raven. John Cena has pressed the A button, which allows him to do a double team move, while the opponent is in a submission, and he stands in front and pumps his shoe and strikes his foot right into Ravens nuts, but this is a no submission match, only TKO! So Cena picks up Raven and goes to the top rope with him as Jericho goes and gets a chair. Jericho sets the chair onto his knee and hes tellin Cena to drop him with the F-U onto his knee so it will break Raven’s back! Cena jumps off, causing Raven to land onto the chair and Jericho’s knee. Raven screams in pain but he has not yet been TKO’d! So Jericho and Cena then take Raven up the ramp where there is a 70 ft. tron where video’s and interviews are shown at. They carry him up there and then Cena has Raven up for the F-U as Jericho kicks Raven as hard as he could in the face as Raven busts open and Cena just F-U’d Raven 70 FEET DOWN! And he is declared to be knocked out. The ref rings the bell as The Kings Of Bling Bling stand there, holding their hands in the air as people go crazy for the 2. John Cena and Chris Jericho then turn off the game and flee the scene of where they were just at. Well, atleast you now know where the hell they were at...playing their stupid video games. He should be here, this interview is really important! He must think that this job is a joke! Its no joke, trust me and I know that Franchise aint no joke to whenever it comes to business. But damn, really, those two seem to really be childish, when it comes to real mans work, and you do see me, here, in time. Its hard to believe to see a black man, like myself, early to work, well, even hard to believe that im actually working! Haha, me dissin on my own self? Damn, thats sadder than John Cena and Chris Jericho not showing up today. Hopefully, they hurry up and get here in about 5 min. cause I am really getting tired and bored, standing here waiting for them 2 losers to arrive here to the FWE studio’s!:: (As he continues to run his mouth, John Cena and Chris Jericho walk up behind him. Coach then gets a signal to turn around as he does so as John Cena does the lil back up move to him. Coach then flee’s the scene as then Josh Mathews and Terri Runnels run up to give both Jericho and Cena their interviews!)

-Wonder Boy-Josh Mathews-Hello John Cena and Chris Jericho, we have found out the news between you two playing the new game, is this true? Or has someone been telling lies again?

-Da G.O.A.T.-John Cena-Haha Josh, dats real funny man, me and Jericho play video games? Well yeah, we were playin a video game, and it was quiet unique the way we was decimatin our opponents fo Friday Night Frenzy! It was hilarious man! Vampiro set on fire...Raven put out for 3 years, well, we juss found dat out but you know what im sayin.

-The Bitchy She Devil-Terri Runnels-Well Jericho, what about you? Did you also have fun playing that game? Or are you ready for the real thing?

-Y2J-Chris Jericho-Everyone, welcome to...Frenzy-Is-Jerichoooo! Terri, me and my main man John Cena are ready for some action against these two pompus jackasses that think they are The Kings! Well, I got news for them, me and John Cena are the “REAL” Kings. People, we are “The Kings Of Bling Bling” and nothing will get in our way to get tag team gold and other titles either. Do you realize I am Fozzy? Dont you wish you were me? The king of all you see? I bet you guys do because I am Chris Jericho, The Izzyatola of Rizzockin Rolla! Now thats how it goes down when you hang with John Cena a bit. Well, I am just having a great time knowing that me and my boy next to me are going to win this match and become #1 contender’s...of our rightfully deserved tag team championships! Wooo hooo Terri, look at my lil dance that I got. Did you like that Terri? I like it very much and I learned that in my hometown of Canada! I heard about the news between John and Steph and it is surprising news for you John. I aint going to tell you what happened or whats going on Cena, so dont beg me to tell you. But anyways, me and Cena are going to defeat these two gothic retards that cant wrestle or dress like gothic people! They need a lethal dose of ass cream but Terri, I would like to give you a lethal dose of my...Vitamin C!

-The Bitchy She Devil-Terri Runnels-Jericho, I would love to have some Vitamin C! I havent had that kind of stuff in like...forever! Do you want me to strip off my clothes right here in the hall way or shall I go to the locker room so we can have this kind of business private style? Remember Jericho, its all up to you baybay!

-Y2J-Chris Jericho-I cant do it right now Terri, because I have an important match up this week but hey, atleast you will get some of this!

-Da G.O.A.T.-John Cena-Jericho, shutcho ass up man! No one wants to hear this crap on national tv! They only wanna see da action! Well, do ya got any more questions for me before I go?

-Wonder Boy-Josh Mathews-Yes, I was wonderin, if you could bust out a flow for us, the people!?

-Da G.O.A.T.-John Cena-Iight iight man, I could do something for the people and yo self!

-Da G.O.A.T.-John Cena-Its easy to see Raven is a fagget nigga,with shyt so wack they shoulda banned you nigga. They should call your mom DMV, cuz I ride her,stick my dick in her mouth with your sister beside her. You aint iller than me bitch, holler back, cuz you whine like a 9 year old white boy on crack! You gettin smacked just for tryin to cap,come back at me nigga, i've set the trap. You got more dick up your ass than Elton John this hollow tip hurts but it wont be felt for long. Don't matter if you crazy ace or cracksmacka,your names are as whack da talk so I'll backtrackya.If all you can spit is innuendo let go and just don't flow,cuz hip hop culture will never be welcoming so just roll.Keep rollin' and strollin' away from this while you can,spittin' all that ego trip, you just get ripped and land.In the trash heap writing to Oprah for sympathy,or maybe Ann Landers, it's all the same to me.C'mon and grow up, step up and take your place and hold up.The true values that unite humanity and bring peace,not this rap that shows your lack of education and idiocy.There's plenty of stupidity already pervading the art,you're like Adam Sandler, stupid humor that can't act the part!Of anything beyond what was funny in the first grade,and you expect that these elementary flows will help you get paid.Please...go back to the playground and hit up the swing set,cuz you ain't ready to play in the big leagues no no not yet. You goin' obsolete like VCRs and cassettes,so shoo fly don't bother me and don't forget.That you just whack,and the fact will continue to assure me,that I can rest my case while you get convicted by the jury of your peers.I'll never fear such a tiny little voicecuz you like a Pinto and I'll be spittin' quality like a Rolls-Royce.Which 1 of yall is taggin da white boy?Get off cuz unlike me u probably wear cordoroys.On dis quick freestyle u kno I'm hot like a villain,if u niggas can't take it I prescribe sum penicillin.Cuz I get shotguns dat lay niggas out like rugs,and da closeset 2 slugs u eva been was the movie bugs.And unless their sunflower seeds u neva spit out a shell,playin monopoly was da closest u eva been 2 jail.I spit flo's dat r jus 2 ill,my next stop is the army cuz I kno in battles I kill.In general,so make me da General,Cuz if u go against da grain I 'll hav u committin suicide dats lyrical.So don't approach b4 u start u should quit it,they call me Chuch cuz I leave ur brains in da back of ur fitted.Congratulations u just won tha chance for me to pick some teeth to knock out,and i know i've done told u all once before, but i'm that crucial white nigga from tha dirty south. And i'm showin u shit what i'm all about.The rhymes i spit is so hot---there just ain't no doubt.And any hatas that deny it can get knocked tha fuck out.Also unlike all of yall my struggles and tribulations aint never gonna ruin my consentration.U know i'm repen my nation, leadin u into temptation.And my rhymes i write is a combination of my dedication and my own expectations.By the way i aint got no hesitation to pull this trigga if u aint got no explanation for haten on the words i'm written.And you know when i stepped out guccii sandals them hatas was trippin, but by the time i walked away tha blood was drippin.And i aint no magician, but if i was u i would start reminission on the sins you've commited before i hirer sombody to kill ya. OH fuck to late u just got assassinated and i seen it all, i even think i heard u squall.And what you think i'm worried about ur people who know it wasn't a brawl, fuck em.....cause here comes the war.And they knew tha score before they came before me and now theres just so much gore.......more and more I have to feel sorry for!But now u heard me rap so do u want more!!!!Word Muh Fuckin Life!

-Wonder Boy-Josh Mathews-Well, thats all the time we have folks and John Cena...your going to be a father!Stephanie McMahon has had your baby!

-Da G.O.A.T.-John Cena-Oh damn,oh shyt,dats my baby?Dats going to be my baby?Im going to be a father!This is really unbelievable!I dont know what to say right now,im juss in shock!Well,I have to go,I will get back to yall later,I gotta go see Steph about this!

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