Scene 2->Interview about Dead Pool!

-Da Coach-John Cena,you are kinda late you know.

-Da G.O.A.T.-John Cena-Well yeah,yall muh fuckas interrupted me while I was takin care of business wit my girl next to me.

-Da Coach-Oh,ok John,I get whatchu sayin.But you know Cena,you coulda gotcho shyt done,you didnt actually havta come herre if you was busy.

::Looks at Steph and opens his eyes wide and throws his arms up like he was sayin told you so.::

-Da Coach-So John,what are your thoughts on your match this Friday night on Frenzy?

-Da G.O.A.T.-John Cena-Well Coach,seein dat my so called "Patna" Ron Killings has leaved the FWE for a better home,well,my chances of this match are kinda mixed.I got a handicap match dat I got thrown into but you know,I know I can get it done!As you may see,my victory against a no show like Randy Orton,well,gave me the point to break the Dead Pool in half just like I did when I punked out Raven.

-Da Coach-Yeah but Cena,he did attack you right after Killings match.What are your thoughts about that?

-Da G.O.A.T.-John Cena-Coach...yeah,ive been thinkin about that for the past 2 days now and you know,dys bitch had the audacity to jump me from behind but I give my respect to Vampiro,cause if he woulda came down,awww dogg,there woulda been some hell up in dat arena!But chu know what Coach?Ive been put down when I was a little kid,and my brother Mark Wahlberg said I wasnt gunna make it in nothin,butchu see me on tv now Marky!Not only will I outrap dese muh fuckas Dead Pool,I will also beat dey fuckin asses because since my ex patna is gone,I gots mo confidence in myself and Raven+Vampiro=Stupid ass bats!Ravens and Vampires aka bats,haha,what da fuck???Dys is crazy,I gotta go up against a bird and a Vampire.Vampiro,I got someone to suck me,and dats Stephanie so you outta luck,and Raven,once I hear dat call,ima shootcha down from da wires and damn,people will finally know who tha fuck is Da Dead Pool.Hold up,ima bust dys shyt out wit 2 raps,and dese 2 raps are about Da Dead Pools Raven and Vampiro...First up...Raven!

-Da G.O.A.T.-John Cena-Yo check it one... I haven't came in the game yet,but when I do it'll be set.Cena and McMahon coming to release some havoc,it's so easy it'll be like magic.Like you cant belive what you just saw,so you step back in aw.I'm just trying to gain everyone respected around here,but belive me when Cena or McMahon get's in you're face it's no emontion it's just fear.Everyone think's i'm a rookie i'm a veteran full bread,it's wasn't the boo's that made me mad it was the disrespect that you said.Now Raven is a little of cooky and dead,but,i'm gonna be the one who make's him rest in peace on a death bed like Takers bed.He wont stop me now I aint sayin nuttin new,everyone can do whatever they want cheer or boo.But it's just something I do,you might be standing now but's it's all over when I hit the F-U.You act like you're tough, but you really just nothing,talking like you're the bomb, thinking you're something!Just step in the ring, and let's go toe-to-toe,i'll smack you so hard, you'd think you're my ho.I'll beat you down to the 1-2-3,my hand will be raised in victory!Spitting that slang?You better think twice,all you know about dogs,is how to make them fry rice.But the thuganomical walks on Friday night! Raven better be ready for the true untouchableFNF,Raven Crow Caw getting smoked,no joke.Raven is a baby, he hasnt done the hanky panky,he's nothing but a loser,like the New York Yankees.Yo,tonight in this match you should call off all bets,dude you got no hope,just like the New York Mets.MSG, is the home of the Knicks,the way they have been playing, they've had their heads in their dicks. Raven, Friday you have ran out of luck,after I beat you, im going to 42nd street to find a gay fo you to fuck.Yo..your moves are whack,looks like you on crack.If you dont watch your back....you gonna get a slap.If you come over when im over here you betta watch out cause you'll get kicked slaped and nucked.When your bitch is done with you I get my dick sucked but shes good for 1 thing she taught you how to suck,remember you cant beat me cause when I beat you you'll be juss a worthless little fuck!Now,ima get to dys otha bitch Vampiro!

-Da G.O.A.T.-John Cena-ITS ABOUT TIME!For me to get in this game.Grand Masta of Thugonomics BITCH!You know thy fuckin name!Burgandy and gold that what I got,don't step to the WNM,we are what you not!Dats five Hardcore Cena fans,yeah we saw you on Friday night,was that an 88 Caravan?See we hang at F-51, if you finding,we pull up in the 04 Caddy,24's,we grinding!Dys white boy Cena know he can rhyme,you say I got no skillz,ha,don't waste your time.See my crew, we all be white,but if your wearing that silver and blue,say goodnight.Your best comeback is don't mess with West Newbury,there goes my money sportin out brand new Burberry.Maybe you should think twice before you start dissing,looking for wifey,but shes missing.Don't blame Ron, he was fishing,I ride in a Lac,fuck an Expedition.Yo,we don't play around here in WNM,don't mess with us son,the CnM.But if you gots to,and you yearning,might come back home to see it burning.I'm Big John Cena, call me Da Docta,jyrating my tongue around like Petey do a helicopta.Call your boys it time for active duty,this weak ass Vampiro fan thinks im Rudy.Yo Vampiro you're about to get ran,by the John Cena train,you know im bringin rain.On you're sucka ass Raven loving crack head moms,dont fuck around with J-Killa cuz I drop bombs. Enough with the generic flow I'm startin ta cook,now i'm readin your mind like i'm readin a book.But you dont know about books cuz you can't read,you're at the same level as my little cousin Jeffery.So lay down and like a vulture,i'll feed,on your feeble ass jokes and your weak ass team.Don't make me have to break out the inbred jokes,or point out to everybody in this fed that your broke!I dont want to have to take it to your sick uncle Gus,and dont blame me you had to ride the short bus. Let me finish you off so I can scoop your girl in my Lex,and I can end with my boy BG's words:YOU NEXT!I hate Evolution and the Dead Pool too,both of yall bitches smell like doo-doo.Their fans are wacker than Sodomy Husseiny,but we all wreck on Vampiro cause he ain't got no brainy!Vamp's makin polls to prove he's on coke,Rav's drawin graphix to show he's a joke.Dead Pool are the biggest fools this world has ever seen,dey keeps getting smacked but they'll never come clean.If you ain't nice to me, you better watch out,i'll threaten to kill your family with a well timed shout!Then i'll get locked down by an pig ass click,and ya'll cry all season like whiney little dicks."Life ain't fair, cause I'm banned at the rant!" "Vampiro is mean and must be smokin the plant."You is a stupid inbred dickfaced whore you always gets smacked but you keeps comin back for more.YOU WANT THE TRUTH?YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!John Cena aka Da G.O.A.T.!They call me that, cause baby I am the Greatest Of All Time!Can't mess with this,only 20 semodd years old.Got a girl, a young Steph McMahon,I roll in a Vette,you role in a Van.They call this veteran Johnny Boombada,can't compare to this,so don't even botha!Money I got alota,better go home and sip on your Coloda,ask this kid for something,you get nada.We make it to Fed Ex at 6 in the morn,WNM,where the JAC was born.Come on by if you got what we got,stay at your crib if you do not.I roll with SM and The Big Stomboli,crush your crew like a rollie pollie.Getting larger and larger,the WNM,when your son grows up, he want to be just like me.I am Da Docta a Thugonomics,call me whatever-------------------------Be nice to a Dead Pool fan.....,NEVER!I got go now,I am on a mission,give me a ring,when there's competition!Word Muh Fuckin Life!Lets go Steph

-Da Coach-Well John Cena,the time is up and thank you for coming to this interview,im da Coach,and we will see you next time folks!

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