Welcome everybody to the segment that always rocks the WWE PPV¡¯s¡­Backlash Rebound and you will be told who has won the matches and why some people did not make an appearance or did not put much effort into wrestling. Well, first off, lets get right onto The Rock¡¯s victory against Rikishi, Maven, and Shelton Benjamin¡¯s opponent for Raw, next week on May 10th, Booker T! Maven and The Kish disappeared backstage which showed that they did not want to have a good match. And Booker T decided to stay but showed lack of wrestling skills. But The Rock on the otherhand, he overcame the odds of this match because knowing people, they would try and shut him down first but no one did, and he won! And wow, wasn¡¯t this a pleasant surprise¡­Trish Stratus beat Victoria to become # 1 Contender for The Womans Title! That was really a good match but Victoria also showed no effort or ability in that match. I was thinking to myself who would win this match, but I knew who would come out on top. The Big Show dominated Mikey Whipwreck! No way in hell Mikey was gonna win that one. But the match that had my surprise was Eddie vs. Shelton vs. Buff vs. Kurt. Shelton Benjamin wasn¡¯t really in the right state of mind at the moment which he told WWE Owner Shane McMahon this but Shane said he was putting him onto the Backlash card. Shelton went through with it and lost. He says it is ok cause he will get revenge when he returns and whoops Booker T¡¯s ass! Onto the next match¡­Mr. RKO dropped a huge one from the top rope onto Rey Mysterio and covered him for the 1..2..3! I was shocked when I seen that¡­he proved that he is not only a legend killer, but also a midget killer! But what happened to Rey was quite frankly horrifying because Rey was seen by paramedics and was sent straight to the hospital which now he is put off of the WWE Roster for awhile.Randy Keith Orton is the new Television Champion and I bet he will stay as the champ for a long long time to come! But there are 2 more exciting matches that there are to get to. Lana Starr beats Sable with the Starr-Struck but not only with that, also with the help of Shane and Steph! That was just so wrong what they did to Sable and her Woman¡¯s Title, maybe she seeks revenge also on them 3! Now, the match that was the fight of the night! Goldberg, H, and Jericho put an all out brawl into this match but there were some interferences in this match but since Shane was distracted, Triple H finally pulled it off! He pinned Goldberg in the middle of the ring and he is now¡­The New World Heavyweight Champion! That was all that happened at Backlash really but also¡­Shelton Benjamin had a few words at the end of the show when it went off air. Heres the clips to show you what he had to say about his match.

$helton Benjamin-Damn it! I cant believe this Coach! I thought I had that match but I told Shane that I wouldn¡¯t be able to compete but he did it anyways. I know you seen it, I wasn¡¯t really right in that match and I wasn¡¯t even in the mood.

The Coach-I saw Shelton¡­I didn¡¯t even like the fact that our boss put you in that match but hey, at least you got paid for it.

$helton Benjamin-Yeah, true. But see Coach, im not gunna sit here and complain. I am just going to get ready for a match that I got on RAW which I don¡¯t even know who my opponent is yet.

The Coach-Actually¡­I know your match already; its against Booker T.

$helton Benjamin-You know, that¡¯s just what I need! I need to face a sucka who runs around here thinking hes so tough and he thinks hes better than everyone. But im going to show him its not only about toughness. You tell him what its going to be about Coach.

The Coach-Its going to be All About The Benjamin!

$helton Benjamin-That¡¯s exactly right Coach! It is all about myself but now everyone will notice me as a new face in this business. Lets just say, well, lets just call me Mr. Benjamin!

The Coach- Mr. Benjamin!!! Now that has a right touch to it, and the fans will realize that when they see your real in-ring skills. I have already seen them when you were with OVW. But look Shelton¡­I mean, Mr. Benjamin, Booker T is kind of a huge star and has held the WcW 5 Times, whats your words on this?

$helton Benjamin-Whats my words on this? I don¡¯t care if he held that title 50 times, it really wont matter this come Monday when I whoop his sorry ass for mocking the name of this business. He does the Spinarooni which is nice but this aint street hip-hop, this is wrestling and if he wants to stay amateur then so be it. I will whip his ass and show him what I am really about. Oh and not only will I teach him something in this match, I will prove to the world that I am not only a punk kid that talks trash, but I prove to you that I am Mr. Benjamin The Money Maker and show you the true meaning of wrestling in the ring and not break dancing like a retard.

The Coach-Wow, the words that I have wanted to hear from you for a long time now has came out. You will definitely get my vote on this match of whos going to win and whos not. You have told me that you will prove to the world that its about wrestling and not dancing and stuff. But listen, since you¡¯ve told us whats really good, we have to go Shelton because we stayed on air for a long time now and we need to go. I am The Coach and he is Mr. Benjamin and he have to go! See you on Monday Night RAW people!

Shelton Benjamin shows up in a Cadillac Escalade as security runs out and guards the door as Benjamin then hops out of his Escalade and grabs his bags. He then shuts the door as then he puts the bag strap onto his shoulder. Shelton then walks over to where the guards are as then he asks them to please let him through.

Guard 1:Im sorry Mr. Benjamin but Mr. Shane McMahon said no company tonight because him and his father Vince have a very important meeting with the Board of Admissions and they said no one is allowed in the building.

$helton Benjamin-Oh yeah? Well why and the hell did I just see yall walk out of that damn buildin? Huh? Tell me if you so smart and wise! Ive been sent here tonight to state some shit about my match but you corporate assholes wont let me through.

Guard 2:Mr. Benjamin!!! That will be enough of your foul language around us, once more if you foul language us, we will be forced to arrest you. You got more to say now?

$helton Benjamin-Actually dude, yeah, I will curse when I wanna curse, bitch! Now what? I aint gunna take no shit from you nor Vince or Shane. So you best let me through or ima push my way through.

Guard 2:Well then, if that’s what your going to do, then do so! If you can make it through here, then we’ll letchu through here. Aint that right Earl?

Guard 1:That’s right Norman! If he makes it past us, then he can get in.

$helton Benjamin-Ok then, let me introduce to you guys the problem solvers, Brian Adams and Brian Clark!

The two go in front of Benjamin and then pull out some chains out from their bags. The two guards then move quickly out of the way as Benjamin speaks.

$helton Benjamin-See? That wasn’t so hard, was it? Nah, I don’t think so. Brian and Brian, you can go back to the Lade. Now ima goin into the buildin and gettin my hustle on and ima talk about my match with Booker T.

Shelton Benjamin then makes his way through the doors with no hassle on his back as the guards then guard the door again. Shelton then walks down the hall and looks around for a locker room so he can go get dressed in his wrestling gear. He finds an empty locker room as he then enters the room. He then sees a picture hanging on the wall.

Shelton then slaps the picture off the wall and looks at it while it lays there broken.

$helton Benjamin-You see people, that’s going to happen to Booker T when I get through with him. Hes gunna be broken down and on the floor. Booker T just better be ready to go one on one with me for the first time in history but it aint going to be simple like that. He just thinks hes going to win but hes not. All I know is that, his momma needs to save his ass in this match and pull him out, cause im going to show him some hardcore stuff…ya dig?

Shelton then goes over to the shower’s in the locker room as he then takes a shower. (10 minutes later) Shelton Benjamin gets out of the shower and then grabs a towel. He dries himself off and then grabs his wrestling gear. Benjamin then goes over to the couch and sits down while he has his wrestling gear on. Benjamin grabs a notebook from his bag and gets a pen out and starts to write something. Shelton then gets up from the couch and stands looking at the picture on the ground. He then stomps on it and laughs and smirks in a cocky mood. Shelton then opens up the locker room door and walks out of the room slapping his head and jumping up and down. He then walks down the hall but is stopped by 2 kids arguing. He then breaks the 2 up and then sits the 2 down. He then pulls each kid to the side and starts talking to them while they sit down and listen.

$helton Benjamin-So…why are yall fightin? Is it over wrestling or what?

Brad-Well, I know Booker T is going to win Shelton and your going to lose this match by a simple Houston Hangover or Houston’s Finest Scissors Kick!

$helton Benjamin-Ok…maybe your right, but I KNOW YOUR WRONG!

Malcolm-Yeah, we know your wrong! Mr. Benjamin is going to win! Hes going to win it for our hometown of Orangeburg, South Carolina!

$helton Benjamin-Wow! You called me Mr. Benjamin! You are a true fan but hey, even if I do win, its going to be for yall but mostly its going to be for me! So get that straight kid. Ok?

Malcolm-Ok Mr. Benjamin, I understand, but im going to still back you up fully cause you are my favorite wrestler of all time! I knew about your shit from Minnesota and you ruled Lesnar! But hey, you listen to me, I don’t care how you talk to me, I still like you cause I am a major fan! So Benjamin, I just wish you the best of luck in this match and I know you already dropped T in this match with a Shell Shocka!

$helton Benjamin-Why thanx kid! That’s the kind of attitude I like hearing from a young’n like yourself. But listen, I have to get going to talk about Booker T…will you be in San Jose, California to see me whoop his sorry ass?

Malcolm-Yep, sure will! I got front row so look for a sign like this.

$helton Benjamin-Damn kid, that’s a really cool sign! I wonder how they do that kind of stuff with me in it. But look ummm Malcolm, I have to go now but remember one thing and one thing only…Its All About The Benjamin!

Shelton then walks off as the kid stands there shocked from talking to him as the scene goes off air as commercials kick in.

As the commercials end, Shelton Benjamin is seen in the ring. He then grabs a microphone from Lillian Garcia and starts to talk to the fans as there is a mixture of boo’s and yeah’s for Shelton.

$helton Benjamin-Hello all my fans and fellow hater’s of Mr. Benjamin. How is everyone doin tonight here in Orangeburg, South Carolina???

Crowd-Yeeeeeeeaaaaaaaahhhh!

$helton Benjamin-Oh uh yeah and guys, just to let you guys know, I don’t really care what you guys think! You know why? Because I am worried about Booker T’s dumb ass! He don’t realize how much work im going to put on him when I whoop his ass for the 1..2..3 and get my hand raised with the win. Yall can love me and cheer me on, or yall can hate me, I don’t care, all I know is im going to be accomplishing something and proving to you and the rest of the WWE that Mr. B can hang with the big boys. But look, what does Booker T have in common with myself? Well, I say hes got only one thing… and that’s cockyness! Yeah, but in otherwise, hes a ghetto ass break dancer who don’t even please rappers and myself. You think your going to spin your way right through me in San Jose? I don’t think so punk! Do ya macaroni spinaroony, I will just hit you with a Shell Bomb and then a Shell Shocka then a Slop Drop. Yeah, Shell Bomb is a huge powerbomb, Shell Shocka is a dragon whip kick, and the Slop Drop is a sloppy closeline from the top rope or a modified scorpion death drop. So come on Book, bring everything you got onto me man. You think you can end me Book with ya joke of a Rock Bottom? No, because I know how to get out of those. How about a scissor kick? Nope, I don’t know why people get beat by that cause it’s a really weak ass move! Get a new gimmick Book and get a new move. You see Book, nobody is here to see you, they are here to see a real wrestler, a real athlete, a real entertainer… Mr. Benjamin! Im going to show these people what im made of when I drop you down to the ground and possibly end your career if I want to. So don’t go and tell on me man, because I will find you! I know you really live in Harlem, New York so you really cant run nowhere. What I don’t get, is you do that 5-Time thingy with your hand, whats that all about? That’s just stupid man, now you got John Cena doin it. Next its proly going to be Grand Master Sexay or whatever’s left of Too Cool. Haha, that’s hella funny man, because you look like a retard on crack lookin at your hand and shaking your head. I wonder how you learned how to break dance, hmmm well, I know how. You were tryin to steal some rims on an on goin car but you grabbed onto it and you started spinnin and that’s how it was done! I don’t wanna see you do that stuff anymore man because it gets on my nerves and it proly gets on everyone else’s. So please, stop what you are doin cause if you don’t, im just going to have to embarrass your ass in front of billions of people around the world. I guess your scared because your not coming out here and saying anything. I mean, who wouldn’t be scared of me? I am a franchise, I am a young athlete that beat Brock Lesnar in NCAA! I trained Lesnar, and Lesnar whooped yo ass Book. But now its my turn, the trainers turn to whoop some sucka ass and do what no one would possibly do. I will end his career within just 1 second and laugh my ass off and have the crowd yelling and screaming in terrifying glamour. Wheres your brother Stevie Ray at? Oh yeah, hes in NWA-TNA when you really need him to be on your side but look Book, you still have time to back down, cause I know when it comes to fighting tough competitors, your quick to back down! Harlem Heat needs to come back, so I can bring in someone that I used to team with in OVW so I can turn bad ass again and whoop some serious ass on Booker T and Stevie Ray. I know Book, your gettin heated up, but I don’t care man, cause I am a ruthless G that aint goin to take shit from you nor anyone here in WWE. Yeah, maybe I did slack at Backlash but this is RAW! Backlash aint nothing like RAW! RAW is where shit happens and I will show you it will happen when I win this match. You may be thinkin I am crazy but hey, maybe I am! Ive been in 3 death defying accidents but I have pulled through it! It made me pissed and everything and I am going to put my pain on your shoulders so I can pull my ass through this match and whoop some ass! You people ask why I talked about T? Well, he shouldn’t have of did nothin but sell his clothing line things but he decided to still wrestle. Im just goin to have to defeat him so he can take a LOA for awhile and do that clothing line stuff. Booker T may have just signed his own death certificate because well, like I said earlier, I am goin to end Booker T and his stupid gimmick when I work him all through the match as the fans chant his name and finally chant my name. After they get done chanting my name, that’s when I will be in the back celebrating my victory and I will grab some babes like Lita and maybe even Torrie. But listen yall, one thing that you and Booker T need to realize… Its All About The Benjamin! That’s all Mr. Benjamin has to say to yall so be cool and stay out of trouble as a kid, but when you grow up, you do whatever the hell you want! Don’t be like Book though and rob Wendy’s Restaurant, haha.