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After Shelton has talked about Stone Cold and Triple H, he has been assaulted by someone in the dark¨U¨`But the 3 suspects are the two that has been mentioned and someone he has talked about earlier¨U¨`The Rock! But who knows, maybe someone else don¨U¨bt want Shelton in RAW because hes black and a young star. People were worried earlier about Benjamin, and we asked a few questions to the young fans and they said they kind of saw the 3 men jumping Shelton. We may get some questions asked and some answered but as of right now, Shelton is in the backstage area bloodied up and is bandaged but he has told our crew he will be alright. I still think it was a hanous attack done by them 3 guys who must hate him. He shouldn¨U¨bt be treated like that¨U¨`hes already been through a lot his younger days. But see, hes tough as can be, cause this guy pulled through this beating and he has more to say on Stone Cold and HHH. Shelton Benjamin will also say more about the Smokin Skull Belt because Austin went to the president of RAW and asked him if it was real. Benjamin also has went to the president and told him that there might be more titles. So it sounds really big for RAW and RAW¨U¨bs Smackdown Roster. Theres a lot of talk about Shelton leaving RAW soon but it has yet to be confirmed. Shelton also might take a few nights off he said because of the hanous assault. He said he will go through fighting Stone Cold and HHH and then move onto The Rock like he demanded. Who knows, but these are rumors and maybe he might change his mind. In other news, will Stone Cold show his face? Will HHH show his face? Will The Rock show his face? Or even will Mick Foley show his face? I hope that Foley shows his face because he needs to reply to Shelton¨U¨bs demand¨U¨bs or tell him off. Well, this is just in, Shelton is almost ready for his interview but he is still getting medical condition. Right now, we are going to tell you what happened to Shelton after he got jumped. Shelton walked out of the ring by himself but stumbled walking up the ramp. He fell down and was unconscious for like an hour and 23 minutes. He went to the back and got the back of his head stitched up but nothing else was wrong¨U¨`wait, well, he also got a bloody nose but that was about it. Someone seen a guy do some kind of powerbomb onto Shelton but that was it and then they cleared the ring. That¨U¨bs mostly what happened to Shelton but im sure he is still ready for Austin and H. Nothing will stop Shelton in his path towards the World Heavyweight Title! He has his mind and heart determined to get that title from whoever stands in his way! Well, Mr. Benjamin is ready to speak on what happened!
$helton Benjamin- Ahhh shit man! Don¨U¨bt touch my head!!! You don¨U¨bt know how much that hurts man, so stop and let me talk to the camera¨U¨`Hey yall whats up? Yeah, im ok from that assault on my ass, but I got a clue of who done it. It wasn¨U¨bt Rock¨U¨`it wasn¨U¨bt Austin¨U¨`it wasn¨U¨bt H¨U¨`it was FBI! Yeah, I owed them money but I couldn¨U¨bt get it to them so they attacked me again so expect that to happen once in awhile. But yeah, im koo, nothings bad back here, just a few stitches in the back of my head and a bloody nose, its ok people. Mr. Benjamin just got a reality check by 3 guys which can mean Austin, H, and Rock could do the same thing to me. Let it happen, watch me work em and beat their ass! But listen, I gotta talk about 1 thing and 2 people but first of all, I hope you guys never seen me block out unconscious because I hate to see my fans down at what I do great. They really gave me a beating man, and I hope I can go through this match with HHH and Stone Cold cause my arms are like bam, they aint working right. But I cant back down from any punk who think that they are better than me. I aint going to say im the better man in this match, but I will say I am the better athlete in this match because look at me, I aint got a beer gut¨U¨`nor steroid infested body! This is all package from working out, and that¨U¨bs why I got this title with me! Only athletes hold titles like this, and an athlete like myself will win that World Tit¨U¨`.Ouch, damn man, what did I say, don¨U¨bt mess with my head!
Medic 1-Im sorry, I just despise your act towards the World Title, because your not going to win it¨U¨`Chris Jericho is going to take it!
$helton Benjamin-I never even asked for your opinion man, so back off of me man, before something bad¨U¨`Ahhhh shiiiiittt!! What the hell did I just say?!? Lay off of my head man! You got an obsession with it?
Fan 1-Im sorry Mr. Benjamin¨U¨`I am just a worried fan and was just trying to check on your boo boo.
$helton Benjamin-Oh, im sorry, I didn¨U¨bt even know you was a kid. I thought you were that same medic. Thanks for caring for me kid¨U¨`I just hope I win this match.
Fan 1-I know you will win it for me! This is Orangeburg, South Carolina! Mine and your hometown, and you will beat both of there asses!
Fan 2-Oh no he wont! My baby Randy Orton funna win dys match bitch!
Fan 1-Listen skank, Randy Orton aint even in the match.
Fan 2-Oh, then well, nevermind den. And I aint no skank white boy.
$helton Benjamin-Ay miss, cant you show some respect towards this company and towards myself? You need to stop talking like that because Ebonics is not a language! Speak clear English and don¨U¨bt say white boy, say kid.
Fan 2-Oh no you aint just say that. I should whoop ya ass just like FBI did and soon will Austin and Triple H.
So Fan 1 gets mad and smacks the hell out of Fan 2 and knocks her down as she starts crying as she runs down the hall with tears and everything.
Fan 1-Haha, there, that should shut her up for awhile¨U¨`so now where were we Shelton?
$helton Benjamin-That wasn¨U¨bt nice kid, go apologize to her now!
Fan 1-Why? She was bugging us.
$helton Benjamin-No, she was bugging you. But you know what, I need to go cause I cant be by an ignorant fan like yourself and also, I got that interview. Sorry kid!
Fan 1- But¨U¨`Shelton¨U¨`you¨U¨bre my favorite wrestler ever! Why do you gotta put me down like this?
$helton Benjamin-Look kid, fighting aint a way to solve anything, you need to start talking more. Not fight or shoot people over some retarded stuff. But kid, you need to grow up. I need to go, heres an autograph.
Shelton signs the kids shirt as the kid pulls away.
Fan 1-Your not my favorite wrestler anymore. I hate you! Go and do your interview and leave me be!
The kid sits there with a frown and then kicks Shelton in his shin as Shelton then holds his leg as the kid then slaps him in his head and runs. Shelton then holds his head and his shin and he shakes his head.
$helton Benjamin-Damn, why do I got to always be the bad guy? I don¨U¨bt know why that kid just did that but it may have to do of what I said about that girl. Well, I was right wasn¨U¨bt I?
Camera Man-Well yeah in a way, but you should have of told him in a better way. You nearly yelled at the kid, and he proly gets yelled at all the time by his parents. Shelton, in my opinion, you need to stop worrying about yourself and worry about the people, cause you are starting to be disliked and disrespected.
$helton Benjamin-Yeah, your right man, I need to check myself into a clinic cause im starting to go paranoid. This happens when I was liked once when I was in OVW and on WWE Heat. I was a fan favorite until people turned on me when I went to Team Angle. Now that im not with Angle and Haas, im a fan favorite. Its kind of hard to do all of these switches, you know? Now im a fan favorite again but some of these people hate me. I don¨U¨bt know why cause I didn¨U¨bt do anything wrong. I wrestle to entertain them and make a living. I aint a selfish guy like Stone Cold and Triple H, I am a self honored Money Maker by the name of Mr. Benjamin! But you know, I need to talk about those 2 people right now, which is Stone Cold and HHH!
$helton Benjamin-Austin, im going to begin with you. You need to realize that this injury that occurred earlier wont effect anything on me. I will still give you all that I got no matter what condition I am in. Critical? Unconscious? Or maybe even disabled, I will still give you all that I have no matter how much it takes. I got a lot left from the past weeks and I am ready to show everyone what I got up my sleave and whats going to happen. Whats going to happen is im going to win Austin, no matter how much sweat, blood, and tears I got, I am going to go all the way and make that money, and please them fans. You know? I aint going to show you no disrespect in this match, because I don¨ˆt cheat or nothing like that. I will hit you with some of what I got cause I know I gotta save up my energy for The Rock if I do get that demanded match. I got respect for everyone in this match and in this fed, but you gotta hold that stuff back and disrespect by talking because what else you going to say? I mean, Austin, you with that blonde hair, didn¨ˆt work out right for ya. You looked like one of them dudes in WcW, The Texas Rednecks. Yeah, that¨ˆs what you were, but you shaved your head bald and now you¨ˆre a look a like of The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle! StoneColdia is your turtle name and The Rat guy has taught you well. He taught you how to wrestle than to do ninja stuff, which is really really funny. Like I said, no disrespect but I gotta disrespect you right here cause you do look like one of them. I hope you don¨ˆt drag me into the sewers and stun me down there©¼Lita wouldn¨ˆt want me anymore cause of the dirty sewers. Now I know why Debra left you, cause you smelt like shit. But see Austin, I am going to hit you with a Shell Shocka, so its going to shock ya shell and after that, expect a Shell Bomb! That will end it for you and then I will have to move onto HHH. Your going to be easy Austin cause you got old man, your bones aren¨ˆt cooperating with you anymore. You try and give me a stunner, I push you, go for a kick, you try spinnin me and kickin me, but I will already have the Shell Shocka shockin ya, and your ass will be planted down on the mat. Either I pin you or HHH, it really don¨ˆt matter cause I will get the victory, my hand raised, and I will impress the president Mick Foley and maybe Eric Bischoff cause Eric don¨ˆt really like me. Mick, me and him are pal¨ˆs, I know this because I met him in WWE and he gave me some advice and he told me to go for the kill on HHH and what did I do? I beat HHH! This is whats going to happen to you Austin! 3:16 wont mean shit to me in this match and that¨ˆs right, I gotta watch my back cause I believe in your DTA©¼Don¨ˆt©¼Trust©¼Anyone or Austin! But listen closely Austin, really close, I will win this for my family! They always wanted me to be in the ring with a legend in the making, and I am finally having it. Your ass is totally mine and your ass will be dusted out of Smackdown! You know what im sayin Austin? You proly don¨ˆt because you are a natural blonde! Austin, just remember 6 single words©¼Its all about Mr. Benjamin! Onto Triple H!
$helton Benjamin-Triple H¡Again I speak on your behalf¡I gotta fight you again but in a Triple Threat Match with Stone Cold in it also. I know your thinking, ¡°This punk kid aint working me again!¡± well your wrong buddy! I am working you, I will work you so hard, I will make you retire before the night is over. You and everyone else think im a joke, which is hard to believe but I aint. When it comes down to doin business HHH, im on it! I will do everything I can to do whatever it is I wanna do and I will whoop yo ass also. Slop Drop here and a Shell Shocka there¡who gives a damn? I do because it will be layin yo ass face flat while I pin Austin for the 1..2..3 or maybe you wanna break it up so I will move and you hit Austin and I do something to you and Austin again and pin both of you, 1..2..3! I get the victory and I go to the back, proud and more respected than ever because I will be defeating a legend like you and Stone Cold. HHH, don¡¯t be pissed at me for your losses because im not the one responsible for them¡you are! So don¡¯t come crying to Mick or Eric saying you got cheated out of this match, because your only losing to the best talent here in RAW and on Smackdown. So Triple H, in the words of fellow roster mate, ¡°Don¡¯t Hate The Playa, Hate The Game¡±-Quote Booker Tio Huffman, thanks Book for a great saying cause it fits right into Trips¡¯s category! Triple H, it¡¯s the unusual like always, that I will beat you time after time after time after time after time and you still wont face the fact that I am the better man¡I am the better wrestler¡I am the better looking¡I am the better talent¡I am the better athlete. You don¡¯t know Triple H because you haven¡¯t seen any of it yet. I have been holding in what has has to come out on Smackdown and that¡¯s a lethal ass beating by myself. I don¡¯t care if Austin wants to be in the way of us, he can get his lights punched out just like I will you man. I say just back off and save the embarrassment because your wife Stephanie might wanna come to me after I mess up your face. Oh wait, pinnochio, your face is already messed up. You say you like the fans? Lie, so that made your nose bigger. Keep telling lie¡¯s Triple H, your nose will be in everyone¡¯s ass sniffing for a victory which will not happen on my turf! Ive proved that I can hang with the big boys, I beat you in WWE, I just awhile ago beat John Cena and Dawn Marie in a handicap match! Well, all im saying is just be ready please because I don¡¯t want two soft old handicapped bitches wrestling like woman and not showing me what they¡¯ve got. So bring it all, your sledge hammer, your 4-wheeler, your bottle of water, or even your beer. Bring it, and I will make sure I win. Triple H, you just signed yourself into bankruptcy cause when im through with you, I will be all about the benjamins! Do I need to say more about Triple H? Well yeah, a few more things, concerning his leg. I will snap that leg in half man, just like you tried doing to me in WWE. This time, its an injury that will last, remember how you injured your leg? Trying to hit someone with the sledge hammer but your disk slipped or something? Well, your disk will slip again when I work on yo leg. But this come Smackdown HHH, both you and Austin, will finally know who Mr. Benjamin is and you will know who and what your dealing with. Have I made myself clear?
Shelton Benjamin then walks off after he has finished his last statements towards the two phenoms in RAW today! Well, we have to go to a quick commercial break and we will be back with more news on next weeks¡SMACKDOWN!
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