]:The scene opens up as the segment from Randy Orton has ended and Randy Orton feels very confident about his match.New Jack must be hyped about his match because he is going against the youngest WWE Champion Brock Lesnar and also a 2 time NCAA Champ.New Jack,is a great competitor and he,is one of the most hardcorest dudes ever to live!He has been through alot in his time.Brock Lesnar may be pretty big,but he's gotta watch out for that stapler that New Jack uses.He will staple some shit in your head if you piss him off.I suggest Brock backs away from this match cause hes got some pain coming to himself.People believe that ex superstars from ECW not only can hang with the big boys of WWE,they can also beat the big boys.ECW is some hardcore shit if you ask me,ive seen the shows,and man there grusome.He bleeds everytime he enters that ring and when he shows up,theres the scars to prove it.Im juss sayin,Lesnar better keep his kool on who he will be facing and what he'll be facing.This New Jack guy is inhuman!Well,lets get down to business cause New Jack has just pulled into the WWE Arena with his new Escalade Limousine!:[
]:Thats a nice limousince that he rolled up in.That must have of cost him his entire ECW/NWA-TNA/XPW/CZW paychecks!But you must remember,he is a risk taker when he wrestles and puts his life on the line for fans.Well,here he comes and he comes out from the Escalade Limo of his.He seems to have a trash can full of items in it.I guess this means that he may use these on Brock Lesnar.He is known to do deadly stuff to people that he dislikes!Well,here he comes to the ring as the fans chant his name.He is wearing his usual wrestling attire and he may want to wrestle tonight!He is wearing the usual Camoflauge with his Bandana,a tradition towards the greatest rapper alive,"Tupac Shakur.".Well,he's looking towards the fans as how they are chanting and the fans are on their feet.:[
]:He steps into the ring while his music is heard through the speakers and its called "Neva Eva" by Trillville featuring Lil'Scrappy + Lil'Jon.He puts one foot over the middle rope and then he brings the other up and sets it down.He then stands,looking at the crowd,speaking to them while they all go to a dead silence!:[
}New Jack{Whaz good to all my niggaz out thurr in the audience and round the whole entire United States of Americaaaaaaaaa?¿?¿Yeah,I was hopeing it was good cause New Jack has come to the WWE because he was sick and tired of the foolish games Vince Russo and the gang was pullin.Aint no shyt like that ever happenin again!And see ya'll,I almost ended up without a job after I was fired from TNA,until a WWE Special Enforcer came to the arena,that had known sumthin was goin down,and he goes by the name of Jonathan Coachman aka Coach and man,did he come at a great timing or what?Well,the WWE realized that I had great talent in the ring and thought you know,they could use someone hardcore like me around the business for awhile and well,their right damnit.I can teach,and also learn in the WWE ring,and I come to do one thing though,performing for all my fans that have stuck by me through ups and downs,tricks and turns,whateva,they've been thurr,ya'll have been thurr,and its time for a new legend to be born once more again,but in a different company,and that herre is the W-W-E!My family was so excited for my black ass to even step foot in a ring owned by a guy who has been in the business for years,and he goes by the name of Vincent Kennedy McMahon!Ive never really known the guy but I heard he can be a real bitch at sometimes but he can also show a nigga a good time,you know what im sayin?Well,enuff of this chit-chat,im movin onto my scheduled match with Brock himself.
}New Jack{Brock...the 2 timin NCAA Champ,the youngest champ in the WWE,how you doin white boy?You think muscles are gunna stop me from 187'n yo ass down through the mat?Ima give you a fuckin 187 outside of the ring if I have to!I dont care if I get a stupid ass DQ,im livin it up on what im plannin on doin to yo sorry punk ass.You white dudes with your tuffness,you aint shyt Brock,all I gotta do is go get my stapler and staple yo fo'head and I will be makin yo white bitch ass squeal like a fuckin pig would do.Why do I talk trash about Brock Lesnar you say?I think hes a trashy assed nobody who aint even gunna dare get past a black mutha fucka that would putta gat right in his fuckin back.But I aint gunna stoop to no gang related crime scenes,ima do shyt my way,the hardcore stylin and shyt.I will give you a 187 with a chair in front of my face,hittin yo face,and you'll damn sure be knocked unconcious with a head cuncusion,brain trauma,and maybe even alotta blood,which I know thurr will be alotta that.Brock,we've never met face to face before and you know,you would never wanna even see me nigga,you know why?I will fuck you up dude,like a prisoner in jail,not up the ass but I will take my size 15 boot and shove it up your ass and stick a fuckin batton right down your throat and beat the living shyt out of yo ass.I done told you dogg,im hardcore like that and you dont wanna meet me,not today,not even Saturday Night,on Velocity.Brock,you just keep on taking your steroids man,your gunna die from a heart-attack way before either of us fight,so why even bother showing up on Velocity?Thats right,dont cause if you do,shyt,I will show you the real pain...now do ya...Do Ya Undastand!?!
]:New Jack then stares at the crowd as they are really really pumped about this match,upcoming this Saturday on Velocity and I think that Brock may have some strong words for New Jack,and if Brock dont,then he should be known as an Original Pussy!Thats all that New Jack has to say for now and he will be coming back out here,whenever the hell he feels like cause trust me,he hates to be bossed around by others!:[
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