Title: "Hey yo Kurt Angle,you look like a bald american wookie,im like The Big Show man,I will drink and eat you like you were a glass of milk and a chocolate chip cookie!"



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Scene: John Cena returns back to the FWE and has a lil chat with FWE Owner Shane Douglas and talks about Kurt Angle.
Place: Orangeburg,S.C.
Time: 6:00 P.M.!









FORWARD:Hey yall,I juss wanna letchu know,that the whole "G.O.A.T." is really made by a homie of mine,you may know him from WWE...SuicideKing0727.He made the gimmick up and I did ask if I could use it,he said yeah so,I give him credit on the name.Enjoy the rp guys,and please no more beef with me!


":The scene starts up in a dark night in Orangeburg, South Carolina, and its around 6 o'clock and we are waiting the arrival of John Cena, cause he is coming back from a serious illness, the same one that put Y2J out of the 6-way match. Hopefully Cena is back in business tonight and hopefully he shows up. Rumors in the back is that no one likes or accepts Cena's new character image or the way hes been acting. Is it because of this baby of his? Or what? I dont know but we will find out what he has to say about all of this tonight hopefully. Did you also see the winner of 4-Way Match? Lita kicked ass in it and she was hott in them tight shorts. Raven has to be hitting that from the back, if you know what im sayin! And the surprise guest of Justin Credible? That was great! He came in there and layed out Raven with that singapore cane and that reminds me...E-C-W! Well, you may also know that Sonny Siaki is startin beef with Cena, sayin this and that, and what does Siakia do? He no shows his matches, he dont even make it in for an interview. Siaki needs to realize that this isnt a free trip around town, he needs to realize that this is wrestling! You wrestle, not try to get famous by sitting at home, bitching at Cena. Well, Cena has arrived here in a limousine and it looks like hes on his cell.:"

"Da G.O.A.T."John Cena-Hey, whats up Shane? How you doin?

"The Franchise"Shane Douglas-Im doing just great Cena, although you said you were sick with an illness which is full of crap to me.

"Da G.O.A.T."John Cena-Shane, you have no idea what ive been through man, I had to take like thousands of pills to be back here tonight.

"The Franchise"Shane Douglas-Cena, dont try to pull this on me, Jericho left here with an illness, enough with the child games Cena, I dont even know why you called me. Im a very busy man Cena, I have to book people in matches, take people out of matches, and by all means, if you disrespect me, I will certainly take you out boy, I will make you my bitch if you cross me.

"Da G.O.A.T."John Cena-Hold on a minute man, I just called to say that was nice what happened on Friday Night. You , Franchise, had Justin singapore the hell out of Raven, man, atleast you didnt screw him like Vince did Heyman. But I didnt like the fact, you didnt mention "Da Docta of Thugonomics", but you did mention 2 dudes who had got suspended because they were too busy learning "Basic Hook on Phonics"! I see that Lita walked out and won the 4-Way,but hey, I aint mad, its good to see anotha impersonation of a man winnin against other men, I mean, thats o-kay! Franchise, I do whatever I please, if you even think you can take me out, you better call somebody and let them know,we placing a bet with our cheese. I hope you realized, that you cant see me, if you could see me, I would putchu in a F-U and embarrass you while you take a pee pee! Word...

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"The Franchise"Shane Douglas-Ok, you've gone too far Cena! You know what, your opponent for this coming up event will be, none other than me! No, im just kidding but with these limits your pushing me to, will get your ass Franchised later on in the future. But your real opponent will be Kurt Angle, and I dont want to hear any bitching and I hope that baby that Steph and you have...dies!

:Hangs up the phone before Cena can speak. Cena walks on and he starts to talk while cameras still role.:

"Da G.O.A.T."John Cena-One thing that this guy dont know is that the baby isnt mine! Im glad my opponent is Kurt Angle, now I got someone else to be schooled into Basic Thugonomics.

"Joey Styles"-Wow, did you just here that Joel?

"Joel Gertner"-Of course I did Joey, John Cena said he could take out our boss!

"Joey Styles"-You are crazy! I wasnt talking about that! I was talking about the baby not being Cena's!

"Joel Gertner"-Oh, well, you know Stephanie, shes a slut that sleeps with anyone, who knows who the father is? It could be Shane Douglas...you never know!

"Joey Styles"-You really think that it might be Franchise?

"Joel Gertner"-Yep, there isnt any doubt that it is, cause remember, the woman here, sleep with the owner all the way to the top, which I heard.

"Joey Styles"-Well, we have just been informed that John Cena has results of the DNA tests and he has a clue of people who may be the father, well, we have to go to a commercial break!


":Scene 2...Comes to the ring and talks about Kurt and Stephanie.:"

":John Cena's new special mix hits the Sound System as the fans wonder who the second entrance theme belongs to. The fans have their hands raised in the air, with the bull horns pointing towards the stage as then Cena walks out in his casual t'shirt which is being sold at FWE Shopzone. Oh, and his new baseball cap! Wanna support John Cena? Go buy it now for a special deal. Both of them items for $30, nothing more to it. No shipping and handling, NOTHING! Well, here comes the Docta himself, John Cena and he looks kinda pissed off cause people have been harsh to him these past weeks.

He throws the Word Life signs up as fans go crazy for Cena as the music still plays on. He walks down towards the ring and see's a little young fan that has a John Cena Shirt, Cena cap, Cena DvD, and Cena foam "Word Life" hands as he points towards him and smiles.

John Cena then steps into the ring where the fans are screaming his name loud and stopping their feet. Cena then looks at them with a different look than before.

He then grabs a microphone, looks down, and then starts to talk.:"

"Da G.O.A.T."John Cena-Yo yo yo yo, whaz up in Orangeburg, South Carolinaaaaaa?

"Students of Thugonomics"Fans-Yeaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh!

"Da G.O.A.T."John Cena-Yeah yall, I know yall are down with the Docta of Thugonomics man, although I was out last week doesnt mean im like Sonny Siaki, and just burnt out and ran. I aint no sissy, im a rhythmatical white boy, no I aint a Ken doll, but the dudes in the back are, I play with yall like a toy. Yall wanna diss on me? Go ahead and diss, yall are crazy man, like MC Hammer said... You Cant Touch This! I may be wrong sometimes, give me a break, no you not a kit kat, you just an easy piece of cake. All yall haters out there, that wanna hate and cracks jokes, I will light you up so fast, like you a pack of smokes. Im going to stop now before I get to crucial as I can, now let me talk about this deal with McMahon.

"Da G.O.A.T."John Cena-Yall know about our baby that shoulda been mine? Well it aint mine, cause there is no baby, so now I can go head and shine. I figured that this wasnt to be, why? I found the documents saying "DNA-?" so it all was a lie. Steph, I was excited, and I knew you was too, but you played me like a ninja game and made me look like a foo. Oh well Steph, the past is the past, now I can go back to being me, The Greatest Of All Time, haha, a come back at last. We can still be with eachother, than arguing and fussin, cant we just get along and stop all the cussin? Well, I love you Steph, and hope you agree, love is like money, you cant love me cause YOU CANT SEE ME! Ill explain later.

"Da G.O.A.T."John Cena-Well well well, if it isnt The Olympic Hero, the one whos gunna die like, Robert Deniro. Ayo Kurt, im just messin with ya man, killing a hero would be a crime, I will juss sting you like Muhamad, being as I am The Greatest Of All Time! Kurt thinks hes running things, he aint running my game, he make me tap? Naw, me makin him tap while he screaming my damn name. Im only telling the facts Kurt, not any opinions, after im done with you, you be begging to go work for the union. You take me as a joke, all of this is funny, see Kurt, im like Daffy ill spit on you like you bugs bunny. Im doin my shuffle, pumpin up my sneaks, I will fall like volcana lava, just like on Dante’s Peak. Im going to destroy you, not only hurt you but aniihilate, give you my Word Life knucks hit you and make you like like Ashley and Mary Kate. No, you cant look so beautiful, cause you ugly as it is, you scaring parents, kids, and me, we dont need a homo in the wrestling bix. Im not sure when to end this, maybe end it Frenzy, Friday night, I will get my hand raised while I look around, you’ve gone out of site. Come to my projects, get on my turf, you wear your blue outfit, you look like a midget smurf. .I may say Word Life, and people say “You suck”, you know its true Kurt, cause we know your a stupid....

“Students of Thugonomics”Fans-Fuuuuu*k!

“:Word Life hits the Sound System as John Cena drops the mic and walks around the ring throwing up the bull horns. Cena is getting a whole lot of attention now that he has improved on his skills. John Cena then walks out of the ring and goes up the ramp backwards after hearing his fans scream louder and louder.



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