::"Many Men" hits the P.A. System as the crowd wonder who the superstar is.
They are thinking that it is 50 Cent because of the theme song but they've got something coming to them.
]John Cena[Whazzup to all you suckas in the crowd?(Crowd=Booooooooooooo)You all can just shut your cack holes and listen up,I dont know if im on RAW or Nitro but I really dont give a damn which show im on.Whichever one im on,I will gain the WWEX Title and make sure I dont lose it.I see theres a KOTR Tourney,well,im not in it,because I just joined the federation and do you think I wanna get in the ring with them punks?Hell no,but there are 2 people I have my eye on to create a stable with.I will make that announcement when I find out if they wanna join it.But you know what?I will be respected and be honored by every single trash assed superstar in the back.Yo,peep this,I wanna lay this freestyle out,check it,check it,What do you know...
what do you know about thuganomics
when you can barely speak ebonics
didn't you just get off Hooked on Phonics
Drinkin' all those gin and tonics believing you are untouch when you can't even raise up the double clutch
this is too much...
this is live cuz when im done you gonna have to strive
cause in this world i cant lose even if i was drunk off some crazy booze
i'm like a penis you can't beat or get a warm treat...what you think if every other word rhymes its a flow....well if you think that a got less brain than a street corner ho....u betta duck cuz im throwin dem bows and you out a luck but you gonna have to give a fuck.Cena talks about beatin' off all the time
Suprised to see that from all that work he hasn't gone blind
That's a joke, like "knock-knock" or "...walk into a bar"
No disrespect to C-Note, he's the next big star
Runnin' huge with the big dogs, got indy wrestlers lapped
Never wrestled Angle, so unlike his bosses he's never tapped
It's a shame to see what Show did to little Mysterio
Next to Show, Rey Rey looks as big as a Cheerio
Never fear, his savior is the Next Big Queer
Kinda like what comes outta Texas besides steers
Fans love it whenever they hear the fly beat drop
Canadian fans "get it", gave Cena the face pop
What I don't get is why this site calls all this freestyle
It's all typed, so it could really come slower than Gomer Pyle
The words I spit, come so hard they could damage ya
John, hit the e-mail link if you ever want a manager
A rappin' sidekick, I think that it'd be the bomb
Somethin no one would ever see posted at Wrestlecrap.com
Next reference- obscure, like sci-fi dudes, Jawas
My rhymes hit harder than the Japanese cat Misawa
In actuality, hip-hop mixed with wrestling could be fly
Have the fans doin backflips like Antonio Asai
He invented a type of moonsault, like Pokemon, say "I choose ya!"
Same move crippled my fave of all time, Hayabusa.
When WWE got rid of Low Ki it was a crime
Like news reporters punked out by cats that say "Vader Time!"
Watch carefully, I'm a magician, I'll try to con ya
Go ahead and ask Spanky, I'll show you Ring of Honor
I'm gettin' kinda tired, creativity's dead
This felt kinda good though, hey, that's what she said!Word Life!Oh yeah,go buy my new Word Life t-shirt!
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JOHN CENA!!!John Cena walks down the ramp as the crowd boo's him out of the stadium as he puts his sign up of Word Life and then spits in the crowd.He then makes his way into the ring and raises his hands in the air as the fans still boo him.John Cena then gets a microphone from Lillian Garcia as he then talks into the mic!::
Peace out hatas!
:John Cena then shouts F-U to the fans as they boo him as he leaves up the ramp and into the back.: