Corporate Alliance Member M R . B E N J A M I N

The Coach- Hello people and I am The Coach and welcome here to the after scenes of Raw and Smackdown’s shows and I gotta say… there was some nice matches and surprisingly, Shelton Benjamin is back in the WWE! He showed his face on RAW and the first man he walked up to and talked to was none other than the GOAT himself, John Cena! Shelton Benjamin exchanged words with his old time pal of his but then came along out of their locker room, The Corporate Alliance. They looked like they were going to beat John Cena down to a pulp but Shelton Benjamin told them there were no hard feelings and that he was talking to an old friend. Everyone one backed off… except Y2J Chris Jericho! He stayed there and tampered with John Cena’s emotions which almost lead to a serious beat down but Shelton saves the day again and grabs Jericho from going anymore further. Now that Shelton Benjamin is back, what is in store for the WWE? What is in store for The Supremacy? I don’t really know about this one but all I can tell you is Shelton Benjamin will be making his huge impact returning by beating Rene Dupree and moving on to the next idiot who stands in his way. Talking about Rene, where has this Rene gone? He hasn’t showed up to the shows for awhile and it looks like he might not even show on RAW this Monday. Could this be a sign of scaredness? Is Rene Dupree scared to actually go toe to toe with an amazing athlete who trained Brock Lesnar in NCAA? Well, all I know is that Benjamin is going to bring some heater onto Rene Dupree this coming up RAW and don’t worry, he will be prepared to get Shell Shocked! Or maybe he might be prepared to get a taste of that De Le Rene! Wait, what is this? People, I have just got word that Shelton Benjamin IS in the building at this moment but I have no word of an interview or what hes going to do. I am just glad that we got word so I can go bother him later on about what happened to him while he was gone. Bret Hart got into Shelton’s head but then the next week, Bret Hart was released so Benjamin cant seek revenge on someone who aint even here anymore. But Benjamin is a tough kid, he went through a lot as a kid and he will be going through a lot now since he is with Corporate Alliance and now going against The Supremacy. We just also got word on this weeks Smackdown that the Corporate Alliance are really unstoppable! First it’s The Big Show who defeats Triple H and next its Sable defeating Bill Goldberg due to an attack by Show, Konnan, Michaels, and Benjamin! Yes, since Shelton has returned its going to be hell for The Supremacy! Also, Orton and Jericho have been parading around jumping people just because they lost against Eddie Guerrero! They better watch themselves because both of them are from two different groups and they really don’t mix together. Oh yeah, and also, we have a new champ that’s in the Corporate Alliance and that mans name is Kurt Angle! But see, there is a problem, cause we heard rumors about Shelton Benjamin also wanting that title which is the IC Title! But, maybe Benjamin will go for another title and win it or maybe he may not even be worried about it because all the titles will actually be with The Corporate Alliance anyways! Well, im not for sure of that because I myself like The Supremacy. But what are the odds of CA getting all the titles and TS getting all the titles? Maybe something may happen between these two groups and there may be a split up? The Coach here and I don’t know whats going to happen but what I do know is that we have to go to a quick commercial break and when we get back, I will be awaiting at Shelton Benjamin’s locker room door! So I will be back in a few folks!

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The Coach- Ok people I am back and this is what I got so far… Shelton Benjamin has gotten out of the shower and he has said he will be out here momentarily so we can have this interview about some issues that hes having and some other things that come to mind! Hey Shelton, come on man, these fans are waiting and they want to hear from you not now but NOW! So hurry up Shelton and get your ass out here!

Shelton Benjamin then opens the door quickly and slams it behind.

$helton Benjamin- Ok smart guy, what do you want?

The Coach- Welcome back Shelton and oh, I was wanting to ask you what was that deal with John Cena?

$helton Benjamin- Ok… well I knew Cena for awhile when I first came to OVW as Sheldon Benjamin and I was apart of a stable and also was with Brock Lesnar. Our team was called The Minnessota Stretching Crew and I knew Cena as Prototype in OVW. We had our ups and downs but him and I both are hell of tight like that.

The Coach- Ok, thank you for that story but another 2 questions and that will be it. Why did you assault Bill Goldberg from not going out to the ring and fighting Sable?

$helton Benjamin- That’s the thing Coach, I wasn’t going to let Da Man go out and assault a woman! I know she could handle it but you know me, I am a ladies man and I wouldn’t let anything happen to Sable. And plus, I do not like Goldberg because he thinks he is tough and thinks he can take out anyone. Let him step up to me, I will surely whoop his ass.

The Coach- Hey now, don’t talk about my boy like that!

$helton Benjamin- What are you going to do about it pussy?

The Coach- Nothing. I just need to ask one more question, what do you think of being set up in a match against Rene Dupree?

$helton Benjamin- What kind of question is that man?

Shelton then smacks Coach in the back of his head and walks away with a angry look on his face.

Shelton Benjamin is then seen walking down the hall towards Chris Jericho and just looks at him with disgust in his eyes and then he looks at Orton and attempts to smack him but he fakes and Orton holds his head. Shelton laughs and then walks away from the two tag team duo’s locker room where they were standing at and then runs into Kurt Angle.

$helton Benjamin- Hey Kurt! Long time no see man, how ya been?

Kurt Angle- How do you think ive been feeling? Ive been feeling mother freakin great! I won the IC Title and beat Buff for the count to 3! So really Shelton, that’s how I have been, but no, how have you been Shelton? That’s the question!

$helton Benjamin- Ive been doin good Kurt, but one thing is set on my mind and that is the World Title! You see Kurt, I may not be in the rankings right now but I know I deserve that title man. Yeah, I did want the IC Title but if its got something to do with taking you out, then I don’t want it! But you know something Kurt, this also makes sense to with me and you in CA… we both were in a group before, with Haas, I remember the old days. Team Angle was kickin ass and takin names but now its CA’s turn to do so.

Kurt Angle- Oh its true Shelton… its damn true! Corporate Alliance will be taking The Supremacy to the extreme in the present and future time. Don’t you agree Shelton?

$helton Benjamin- Hell yeah Kurt, I do agree with you fully, 100%! But look Kurt, I gotta get runnin because I got to go settle some shit with some one who hasn’t bothered to show up for neither show this past week and you know who im talking about.

Kurt Angle- Don’t even start with this Shelton, don’t even say his name. You know I hate France and I only deal with The USA! So don’t go there Shelton.

$helton Benjamin- Ok Kurt but seriously, I have to go, I will talk to you later and tell the guys I said whassup.

:Kurt nods his head as the scene goes off to a promo of someone who will be returning soon.:

:Scene fades back showing Shelton Benjamin talking to a young lady in the back.:

Rananda- Hey Shelton baby! I love your style of wrestling, you look so sexy in the ring.

$helton Benjamin- (Looks up and down) Why thank you uhhh…

Rananda- Its Rananda by the way.

$helton Benjamin- Why thank you Rananda, I appreciate your comment. You want an autograph?

Rananda- No, but you do got something I want and that I know I can get.

$helton Benjamin- Oh yeah? I know exactly what you are talking about but listen, I cannot be sexually active because I do gotta wrestle this Monday on RAW against that stupid Frenchy!

Rananda- HEY! Im French you jackass! Don’t be insulting my country like that man, that’s not cool.

$helton Benjamin- No offense to you cause you seem like a smart French girl, not someone like Rene Dupree. Rene will never be like you, cause he will never get pretty and beautiful like yourself.

Rananda- Oh really now? You suckin up to me Mr. Benjamin?

$helton Benjamin- Hey Rananda, I would take you down in an instant but my match is more important right now but after I win my match, we need to celebrate the victory.

Rananda- You put wrestling before a girl? Are you insane?

$helton Benjamin- Actually I am insane and yes, wrestling has always been my dream and further more, I can careless about doin you cause you are actin like a French bitch right now.

Rananda- You know what Shelton, screw you!

$helton Benjamin- Yeah, you want every wrestler to do that. Go ask Vince, he’d want to, but now I have to get going so I can call out this French Fried Retard.

Rananda- Whatever Benjamin, don’t be crawling back to me when you want some.

$helton Benjamin- Don’t worry girl, I got plenty more girls than you, and waaay more better looking than you.

:Shelton walks around her and then turns around and flicks her off and laughs aloud while the scene goes to yet, another commercial break!:

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As Shelton Benjamin gets done talking to that hood rat, he makes his way towards the entrance way. As he does this, he looks around and grabs a water out of a freezer thing and drinks some of it and spits it out. He then dumps it over his head as he gets psyched up and then tells the guy to hit his music. As the guy hits his music, Benjamin hears a huge pop out in the audience and he smiles and walks up the steps so he can walk out the entrance way ramp to get into the ring. Shelton then peeks out of the curtains and see’s the fans holding up signs of Corporate Alliance and see’s fans with his name on boards and everything. Shelton looks like he is about to cry but he then smirks and laughs to then shrug his shoulders to get his muscles straightened up. Shelton then walks back and forth smacking his head as the guys tell him he needs to go out there or the music will cut and there wont be no Benjamin out there. So Benjamin listens to the guy as he then takes a huge deep breathe and steps out.

Shelton walks down the ramp and hears his name being chanted out in the audience as he then smacks the fans hands and gives them hugs and kisses. Shelton then gets down to the stairs as he then jumps right up into the ring. After he jumps into the ring, he grabs a microphone and starts to talk as the fans whyle down.

$helton Benjamin- Hmmm, when was the last time ive been here in San Diego California?

Crowd- Yeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh!!!

$helton Benjamin- Its been that long huh? Well im back now yall and not only am I back, I am a Corporate Alliance Member and I am damn proud to be aligned with some of the best damn wrestlers here in WWE! Now, let me get this straight, I have a match with a guy name Rene Dupree? A guy who screws a dog named Fefe? God, I don’t think I can go through with this Shane! If he touches me, I don’t know what kind of dog infested germs he’s got. But, anyways, my point is that I wouldn’t even put him in this match because I will seriously brutilize his ass in front of all the people and in front of all his Frenchians! I heard this guy didn’t even bother showing up on RAW and Smackdown last week because he was busy with Fefe. You see, I appeared at RAW, because I knew, if I didn’t come, I wasn’t coming back at all and now I am back and ready to whoop your ass! You see, I gotta prove to The Alliance and to you guys that I can whoop ass, talk trash, and back it up and after Rene and I are done… its over for The Supremacy! Rene? You think your French tactics will work against myself going into this match? You must be dreaming kid! I don’t take kindly to French people and you know why? Cause French people suck and they need to be sent back over to France! USA is a place for us people, meaning us people that have great knowledge and respect for each other and your team don’t have that Rene, so I tell you what, you back down now, you wont receive a Shell Shocking. You will receive a ticket home to France and take your dog with you but not walking her, no no no, lets chop her up so we can have fried dog pay! Im just kidding about that but listen man, I will straighten your act up boy, be prepared to get Shell Shocked Rene, cause if you don’t get one, you will get my amazing Slop Drop. I don’t brag Rene, no no, I do whatever I say im gonna do and that will be me beating you for the 1..2..3 and I will have my hand raised and it will be a great victory on my return to the WWE! You might be thinking “Oh eh, des guy is a joke eh?” Well your wrong punk, I aint no joke when it comes to wrestling and taking you down like you was hot chick, but you not a chick. I like that French dance, could you do that for me in the beginning? Because by the time you try and do it in the middle of the match, I will be dancing all over you from dusk til dawn. I don’t wanna waste my time talking about him anymore, lets move onto a certain someone from Supremacy.

$helton Benjamin- Yes, this is a man that me and the Corporate Alliance have jumped on Smackdown, causing him to lose against Sable, that’s right, that punk Bill Goldberg! Goldberg, you may not think I am material to face you but I am dude and if you think I don’t have a chance in hell to go toe to toe with you, I want you to come out here and tell me that, and if you tell me that, so help me god I will certainly back slap you and tell you to hit me like the bitch you are. Goldberg, next week on RAW, I challenge you to a match and if you win, damn, I don’t believe I am saying this, well, if you win, I join The Supremacy and leave Corporate Alliance. Now, heres my end of the deal, if I can, I mean, when I win, I get a guarenteed title shot in July sometime! Now, if you are so man enough to come out here, I wanna hear an answer from you and I want a good one too! Yes or no Billy boy?

:As Benjamin stands on the ropes, the lights go pitch black. There is a huge noise that is heard hitting the mat as the lights turn back on 20 seconds later. It shows Benjamin laying on the ground knocked out as Corporate Alliance members rush down to the ring to his aid. Kurt Angle lifts Shelton’s head up as the scene fades off.: