Crazy Ass Day
4| | |Iverson's Wifey| | |3

yo 2day was a crazy ass day.2day was Jessica, Marina, n Lisa's last day of skoo, so we (me, thao, jessica, karen, marina, n lisa) were plannin 2 have a lil goin away party type thing. we had cupcakes, coolerz, n shit. 1st we was gon do it n tha locker room, but we didnt wna eat n there. so we went outside 2 da door next 2 tha lockeroom. cuz ms.campbell was upstairs havin sum party. We were on da stairs, n they wanted 2 bee on tha mats, that we lrft out yesterday so they could tan. n Thao n Jessica heard a noise, cuz therez a door from our Gym n Madisonz, but they didnt tell me so my dumb ass went n poked my head out n she saw me, then i was bout 2 run n i go 2 jessica ms.campbells ryt there she goes there n says Hi miss campbell. Ms.campbell was lyk o yall dont belong out here, im gna report yall, n yall r gna get suspended, so i turned n karen, n marina started runnin, so i ran 2, we was juss runnin down all them stairs n Lisa tripped n almost fell, it was madd funni, i almost stopped runnin cuz i was laughin. so we was juss sittin under tha stairs plannin wut 2 do next, n wut story we gon say. half of us wanted to leave but lyk 2 cudnt skip. den i see one of them security ppl, so im lyk yo therez a security guy of there, n i try to be all slick movin behind this thing, but he seen them cuz they made a lil noise,n n he was yellin at us say, "GET OUTTA HERE, GO HOME, IF I SEE U N SKOO U GON GET SUSPENDED!!" Me n Thao took off runnin dis this door we thot would be open, but wit out great luck it wasn't it had no handles, n thao was juss tryna make it open, i look around n wit our fuckin luck therez a fuckin wall there. yea juss lyk tha movies thao. den tha rest of them came n we juss go up tha stairs cuz hez still followin us sayin go home. so we go up the stairs n walk near tha gyms gettin ready to go down town, to *handle sum bizness* n there were madd boyz there. yellin to lyk "suck my dick" n shit i wuz bout 2 say sumthin but bam we run into Ms. Bagwell, wut was she really doin out there? but she was madd coo. We hadda walk bak to skoo near the boyz some of wich were cute gettin a lecture. i wuz embaressed n Lisa was ova dere tellin Ms.Bagwell sum story. while walkin bak2 skoo sum1 was squirtin sumthin out tha window. 1st we was thinkin sum1 was peein, so she was makin sure no1 was, but then thaoz lyk that smellz lyk alcohol, n it did. so ms.bagwell was rushin us so she cud get there, n she put us n mr.ortegaz room.it was all empty cept 4 hiz class. we was all juss sittin there talkin. then was takin sum afta pics from gettin caught, cuz we took pics in 1st n 2nd period. Finally that period ended n it was lunch. but since we aint get 2 eat our cupcakez we went n da bathroom to eat them n drink the coolerz (yea thao it was a bad place 2 eat) Amanda came 2 cuz she was invited. afta we waz done wit tha cupcakez, we was drink tha stuff n this 7th grader came in. she was all starin. i go therez no tissue (there really wasnt) n she juss ignored me n then i think it was Lisa who was lyk therez no paper chick went in tha stall newayz n felt salted wen she aint seen none. we was still n there drinkin tha otha cooler, n she came bak wit tissue. she used it n karen was bout 2 throw away the bottle n tha chick was starin, n Karen's lyk damn n spanish then she was lyk pplz starin in english. tha 7th grade chick was lyk excuse me? Karen was lyk wut. the chickz lyk o u juss sed pplz r staren. 1st Karen was playin shez lyk i wasn't talkin 2 u, i told her to pass me my bag. But then tha grl kept runnin her mouth. thao was holdin karen bak, cuz she wa bout 2 fuck that grl up. but that chick was dumb, cuz there was 7 of us, wut if we decided 2 jump her ass, we shouda cuz she was juss runnin her mouth. so we left cuz tha shit we had n our bags, n they proably wuda searched our bags. so we left n went 2 tha otha bathroom on dat floor. we passed tha class n that fuckin snitch was tellin her teacher, she was lyk o this ugly fat bitch, n shit. then we went upstairs to class since tha bell rung. we was juss sittin there talkin, i waz takin more pics. N wit Jessicaz luck she opens the sprite nottle n it spills all on her n tha floor. lol. at 7th pd, me, thao , n lisawas juss walkin round thanx 2 this grl n our 7th pd class. n since it was gon be they last day they wanted 2 say bye, so lisa went n knocked on their closed door. me n thao ran away, n lisa waited there then left n den tha door opened. but we was still walkin around. no teachaz was askin questions. den at lyk 1:30 thao n lisa left. n i was stuck waitin 10mins 4 jessica 2 come out tha class. den we went 2 our lockerz got tha last of our shit n left. on tha bud jessica sed she was gon come on monday n tuesday. but she sed friday was her sleepin day. wutta LAZY-ASS. nosa, but i get 2 watch my stories 2morrow, Bunker Hill day. n shit itz gettin late so i shud get 2 bed. Im finally gettin my pic of Braidz. i been waitin all long. n b4 i go i juss gotta sing this: IT'S A PARTY 2NITE, N OW SHE SO EXCITED, TELL ME HUZ N INVITED? U, YA FRIENDZ, N MY DICK LOL..... Thanx 2 Kanye's WorkOut Plan, I'm tha envy of all my frienz, see I pulled me a balla man, n now i aint gotta work at tha mall agen....lol
*Kiddz Out*
~*OnE*~

4| | |Iverson's Wifey| | |3

ok i had lotz of shit 2 say yesterday, but this wasn't workin so....i cudn't.. n now i dont noe if i can remeber wut i hadda say. I noe that 4 lyk da last months i been changin a lot, i use 2 bee madd immature, but now i kinda grew outta that, although i bee actin madd dumb sumtymez itz all outta fun. i guess i juss became a betta person wen i changed tha ppl i hang around. i guess itz tru that u act lyk tha ppl u associate wit. they ppl i use 2 associate wit, we're obiviously tha rong crowd, n now i hang wit sum different ppl n thingz r great. Plus im startin 2get into goin bak 2 church. wen i cum out tha church i feel madd gud n proud, im glad im changin...

newayz, yo guess hu i seen on friday wen me n my motha was cummin from gettin some ribs...Braidz n sum of hiz frienz, they go 2 OB 2. my motha was lyk urg look @ them chumps. i sed mommy they go 2 my skoo. she was lyk them chumps go2 ur skoo. im lyk ma they aint chumps. she was lyk they look lyk punks. i waz lyk u think tha 1 n tha jersey iz cute(Braidz). she was lyk no, den we passed hiz sexi ass at tha bus stop n she was lyk yea hez iight, see my mama gotz taste man..
but yo on word i gotta go do dat french shyt, cuz i dont wna get a str8 up F. sooooo..gotta go do it.. juss put nethin.
*Kiddz Out*
~*OnE*~

4| | |Iverson's Wifey| | |3

YAY!!!! 2day iz my baby Allen Iversonz 29th b-day. Dam hez so fuckin sexi, handsome, beatiful, all in one. God dam.
u noe my ass iz 2 lazy 2 type, but i hadda rite dat. so im out.
~*OnE*~

joke
4| | |Iverson's Wifey| | |3

i wuz juss lookin at this pg n i found this joke..i think its cute n funny...

Little johny's school is having show and tell, so the teacher starts a 'Guess Whats Behind My Back' game. She goes to her desk and picks up a item. She says, okay class, what am I holding, its RED, ROUND, and SHINEY. Little Johny replies I know teacher its an apple, The teacher replies, no little johny, But I like the way you think. So the teacher goes gack to her desk picks up another item. She says, okay class, what am I holding now, its YELLOW, and SOFT. Little Johny replies I know teacher,its a bannana. The teacher replies, no little johny, its a tennis ball. But I like the way you think. At this point little johny is furious. Okay teacher, this one's for you, he stuck his hand in his pocket and said okay what am I Holding, Its ROUND, HARD, and has a HEAD. The teacher says, Little johny, go to the office right now, you are in trouble. Little johny replies, for what teacher, its just a quarter, but I like the way you think.

4| | |Iverson's Wifey| | |3

yo man saturday i was madd sad n angry n i didnt noe y. i was on tha verge of tears for no reason at all. thao sed it's prolly sumthin i seen or heard. but i dont know. maybe itz cuz lately i been thinkin bout Winni Tha Pooh alot. i think i mite kinda lyk him but i dont rilly wna cuz yea that chapter n my life is done n im tryna move on wit my life. so imma try n get that outta my mind cuz itz been botherin me. On a betta note i got my mothaz b-day present saturday morning. it's a heartshaped necklace that says mom inside. i was gna buy this cute ass ring 4 myself but i juss went down 2 get her a present so i only brought enuff 4 dat... but i hadda buy myself sumthin so i bought a sixers shirt n sum Hello Kitty Panties n a wallet wit S on it. NO IM NOT OBSESSED WIT HELLO KITTY. i juss think Hello Kitty is madd kute. so is Hamtaro, Piglet, n Winni The Pooh (tha real 1)Newayz i gotta go 2 bed **Kiddz Out** ~*OnE*~

4| | |Iverson's Wifey| | |3
Man i aint rote in this a hott min. i ment 2 but yea my lazy ass juss aint feel 2. i had somthin 2 say, but i dont remeber. im juss madd tired. i aint even wna go 2 skoo, not dat i eva do but i was juss so sleepy. i aint had the energy 2 argue r nuttin.man me n jessica was tryna get change 4 a dolla agen n i asked ova 30 ppl n they all sed they didnt, so i juss gave jessica a dolla 2 put in. N u noe wut about half tha ppl i asked got on da damn bus. LIARS. grrr... it was rainin 2. then tha bus was crowded as shit. n it was gettin all hott in dere. n this man he juss kept lookin at me. den he started hummin madd loud. i juss started dyin. i was laughin n i couldnt stop. it was funni cuz at first i thot it was a woman, den he got all loud.
n math class tha teacher opened the door n between our class n tha otha 1, 4 sum reason ino i was n tha bathroom n wen i came bak kim was lyk the door is open. n it juss so happens tha Braidz sits right in front of tha door. yo i was feelin madd embaressed(sp?), i was all gettin cheesy. n lisa was talkin 2 sum boi n tha class she was lyk wut? wut? i cant hear u. i was juss laughin. den lisa gave kim dis paper 2 give 2 dat boi. wen we was n da hall she was lyk da paper sed my frien lyks u. im all even more embaressed n i dont noe y. iim all mad at Jeison n Tin them faggots took my water yesterday n threw threw tha top on top of the lockers, which i cannot reach me bein so short. it was all hot outside n my ass was madd thirsty man..well im out
~*OnE*~

Good Day
4| | |Iverson's Wifey| | |3
2day waz a good day..even tho we had MCAS(standorized Test) i gotta make it short cuz this movie i wna watch is on. Well i asked 2 go 2 tha bathroom it was lyk near the end of the time 4 testing n i seen...what shall i call him....Winni tha Pooh..hey i 4got about that name. but newayz i saw winni the pooh in the hall n he waz lyk o where u goin, im lyk 2 da bathroom..he waz lyk well imma walk wit u, u dont care ryt.i wuz lyk wut if i do, he waz juss lyk o well den.. n kept walkin wit me. den he all put his arm around me n wutnot..i wuz feelin all special. next he wrapped his arms around, but yea i hadda pee so i juss went in there, he waz all holdin on 2 me 4 a while, lyk he wuz gna walk in there wit me. i wuz lyk i noe u really aint gna follow me n tha bathroom. he waz yea i will. he looked around n walked partly in dere, cuz therez a door part then anotha door where tha stalls n stuff r. so i used the bathroom. n wuz out but surprise surprise he wuz at my classroom door. next time i see him i mite get a hug... imma continue my thouts lataz cuz yea Willard that movie wit tha rats is on..i wna get scared..**Kiddz Out**
~*OnE*~

4| | |Iverson's Wifey| | |3
Damn yo i aint rote in this 4 a couple of dayz. i gotz a lot 2 rite.newayz 2day waz str8. 1st,2nd, n 3rd period teachers wasnt there. but 7th n 10th graders were takin MCAS so we hadda bee all quite n wutnot. 4th pd was odd. cuz tha locker room had lyk half the lites off n only sum parts were lit. so me n marina r leavin den im expectin 2 see Karen cuz b4 thao went out tha door she wuz lyk i see u Karen.. so me n marina r walkin n im lyk itz madd creepy n here. so she speed up walk in n i speed up 2. den wen we get 2 tha door Karen jumps outn screams me n marina got all scared..shitt i screamed 2. den at gym we waz playin Badmitin..borin az hell. otha classes was borin as crap. b4 7th wen me n thao waz goin 2 our lockaz i seen them same 7th graders runnin 2 class so i ran next 2 them n waz lyk 'c'mon u guyz we're gonna be late 4 class' lol tha boy wit tha lite purple bag all looked at me funni, but hell that shit was funni. thao juss started dyin. We seen Braidz agen..he waz looki good. but yea seen hiz GF too. shez pretty..i aint gon lie cuz yea i dont expect no realtionship wit Braidz cuz hez all a junior n wutnot. so im jus sayin hez madd sexi. plus my cuz told me wut hez all about cuz she go 2 OB. Shetold me how he waz all hittin on her n actin lyk he lyked her, but he had a GF n yo she had hiz numba on her cell-phone..cuz ya know..Shirelle juss had 2 go thru her cellphone numbers..lol nosey nosey me..but she knew i wuz lookin at them..
On Saturday i went 2 my cuzin Carmellez house cuz we waz goin 2 mah otha little cuzinz 1st communion(sp?). Den sunday she had anotha lil party. but carmelle wanted 2 go 2 tha Haitian Parade(cuz she Haitian) n she was callin madd pplz 2 go wit her. Den she finally found sum1 hu waz goin 2. So Daphne n Bianca met us at Carmellez house. We walked all far 2 catch up wit tha parade wich turned out 2 bee borin. So we went 2 this kinda party thing wit this dj they call "da rapist" cuz hez alwayz tryna holla specifically at young grlz. but dat aint tha piont. man i hadda pee so bad sittin there listenin 2 da music n all them pplz dancin. it waz so crowded n i wuz ready 2 go, but they aint want 2. if i didnt have 2 pee i wuda had more fun. Since i lost my damn watch last week, i kept askin them wut time it wuz. Carmelle waz gettin all annoyed. Den dis boy her n Daphne knew came ova n kept tryna kiss carmelle. dam that wuz funny. she was askin him wit hiz tat sed n hez whispers n her ear (it wuz madd loud wit tha music) ur name. now that thin sed sumthin lyk mirtha. shez wuz lyk that aint my name wut do it mean. ho goez itz ur name. den he kisses above her ear. she all wiped it away ryt in his face. wen she turned 2 tok 2 him he kept tryna kiss her n she wuz bakin away. we all sittin there laughin. den he left. they waz gicin out this carribean soda yo wut u call it..paradis sumthin..yo they started throwin them in the crowd.pplz was juss wlyin out. den wen we waz finally leavin..they had 2 keep seein pplz they knew n tokin..i wuz juss lyk yo this iz seriouzly gettin me mad. i went n waited n this long ass line 4 a dam porter potty... but i told u i hadda pee..i waz waitin lyk 4hrs 2 go. even tho that waz real nasty in there, it had pee on the floo i had 2 go. Den c called her brotha n he came 2 pick us up. 1st we hadda go walk 2 near this resturant 4 sum strange reason. den dis man was lyk damn wuta fat ass 2 Bianca. she aint noe he waz tokin 2 her so she kept usin tha fone. Daphne was sittin there laughin. den she was walkin cuz we got tired of him tokin. he waz lyk shake dat fat ass. Dahpne waz dyin n she waz makin me laugh 2. she looked at him n he started doin that thin wit his toungue u noe tha thin wich mean he wna lick ya... n she was lyk eww but yet shewas stil laughin. i wuz laughin n carmelle started laughin 2. i wuz gettin all embaressed. well i needa get ready 4 bed cuz itz lyk 9:58 n i got MCAS 2morrow n i wna be ready...im so scared. Math aint my strong point at all. i failed 3 tymez. i aint gon be able 2 be in tha movin on ceremony. shucks i really want 2. i juss gotta get my average up 2 ova a 60 n im movin my ass on da 9th grade. holla. actually ryt now man im waitin 4 mah lil cuzin 2 cum ova, cuz her ma's BFz family member died n they gotta go 2 a funeral. itz all gravey cuz shez madd coo 4 a young wun. n her skooz all ryt around my house, cuz i use 2 go 2 dat elementary skoo. her mutha put het ther cuz she sed she lyk tha way i tok(how flatterin) cuz yea belive r not i aint use 2 tok so ghetto plus im madd lazy 2 type whole wrdz so thas y iz all crazy. o yea i made browniez 2day, their so yummy...damn im such a lil kidd sumtymez. but yea seriously im off dis
~*OnE*~

4| | |Iverson's Wifey| | |3 2day waz jersey day at skoo, but i aint wear 1 cuz i didnt wna wear a celticz 1, i wanted 2 wear a iverson 1, but i dont got 1...sooo wen i do get 1 immarock tha hell outta it. do u noe how many iverson jerseys i saw 2day..i ddno..a lot. But thao wore herz.. damn if u neva saw braidz n u saw him 2day u wuda been dam he fine. He waz lookin even more betta 2day. He waz wearin a Michael Jordan jersey n red n white jordans. he got sum fresh braidz n oh my goodness he waz lookin so yummy.................................................but on anotha note it waz funni cuz that stalker 7th grade chick got her lil heart broken..lol..but on word i dont lyk that chick or her lil friendz. they bee waitin 4 Estaban outside they chinese class cuz our french class is ryt next door. he seen her n walked te otha way. anotha tyme she was lyk estaban come here n she grabbed hiz shirt n he waz lyk get off me n walked away. den 2day they brought her ova there n he waz juss lyk "im sry ur juss not my type." one of the boyz waz lyk REJECTED n den trevon waz lyk SALTED. lol i waz dyin me n thao wuz lyk u shuda sed sumthin insultin... den we all juss went 2 ms.baileyz class, she wasnt dere agen (yay!) but itz not that good cuz sum1 in her fam died so...yea... newayz wen me n thao waz walkin from french 2 our lockaz we seen them 7th graderz den i wuz lyk ewww it smellz lyk a zoo. den thao goes. -sniff--sniff- shirelle wutz dat i smell.. iz dat the smell of REJECTION n we juss started dyin..yo yet agen a anotha funni day. o yea i 4got.. mr.johnsonz class waz madd funni. me n cindy was dyin. yo mr.johnson was juss tlkin n yo i swear it wasnt english. den he waz all juss lyk o every tom, dick, n harry... sagine waz lyk wut did he say..every tom, dick, n harry...4 wut. im lyk ion even noe. den i juss kep laughin n laughin. i wuz tryin not 2 laugh 4 madd long. den i juss madd this loud snortin noise cuz i wuz tryin not 2 laugh. den mr. johnson waz lyk o i got the mac daddy (tokin bout sum litin shit 4 a lab) i thot he waz gna say i got tha magic stick n i wuz juss dyin. den he goez o ppl wit glasses can fit these safety goggles on, i can put them ova mine (he got sum fuckin bifocals) so u can 2. n i look good in these. i cudnt hold it nemore i juss started dyin den i all started cryin every1 waz all lookin at me.. cindy waz sittin dere laughin 2. lol..but yea.. Dam i gotta type dat Sherlock Holmes story b4 friday..n i gotta do math..n tha packet... maybe i shud do it now, but im tired az shit man. imma type a lil den look at da math den go beddy bye. ~*OnE*~ n remember throw them W's up.

Funni day
4| | |Iverson's Wifey| | |3 Hahaha today waz madd funni. 1st ms.bailey wasn't there, then at gym ms.campbell wasnt there eitha n me,marina, thao, n kayla went 2 madison cuz kayla hadda pee. but madisonz bathroomz aint got no doorz so we waz waitin by the door. den i hadda go. Thao waz juss sittin there playin wit tha hand dryers n doin handstandz. Thaoz juss crazy az hell. Den we went upstairs 2 da gym but we seen pplz goin outside den me,thao,marina,kayla,lisa, n jessica went outside n waz juss chillin on tha stairz. Den Kayla seen a snail on tha ledge thingy. so her, thao, an marina r sittin there touchin it, they sed it was slimey, thus he got the name Slimey. then itz eyez came out n it was juss lookin around. den lisa goes i wna see n she goes n looks at it n picks it up. it stuck itz eyes out n touched her hand she dropped it n startin screamin.lol i was dyin. Jessica waz all lyk hu gotz salt. im lyk yo hu really carries salt around wit them. thao picks up Slimey n she tries to run wit him n ends up droppin him. lol she tried 2 jump ova him but she ended up steppin on him newayz. we came ova dere lyk thao u murderer. shez lyk im sry guyz n we all laughin n screamin den Ryan n charles come out side lyk y yall screamin. we're lyk thao stepped on tha snail. thao came ova wit tha snail n threw him on ta floor. den we're all sittin dere lookin at the snail on da ground wen ryan juss cumz ova n goez lemme see den steps ryt on Slimey n drags his foot. We waz all lyk no!!!! hez lyk itz juss a fuckin snail. lol that waz madd funni. i cudnt stop laughin. lol thao had 4got her camera at home n dere waz dis boi she think iz cute in tha gym wit hiz shirt n pants off playin football. see das wut she get fa tryna leave it dere so she dont gotta take a lot of picz so i cant get mine of Braidz. lol but it waz funni...newayz...about yesterday ----------------------------------------------------- Itz amazin how sum1 noez wut u want witout u havin 2 tell them. lyk if u needed a hug r sumthin they juss be madd random n give u a hug. i think thas kinda weird but wuteva i gotta think more about this, but yea Shirellez goin beddy bye. ~*OnE*~