What's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?
A mosquito quits sucking when you smack it.
What's the best thing about a blow job from an ethiopian woman?
You know she'll swallow.
What's the biggest problem for an atheist?
No one to talk to during an orgasm.
What's the difference between acne and a catholic priest?
Acne will usually not come on a kid's face until around 13 or 14 years old.
How do you turn a fox into an elephant?
Marry it!
Why do hunters make the best lovers?
Because they go deep in the bush, shoot more than once and they eat what they shoot.
How can you tell which is the head nurse?
The one with the dirty knees.
What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?
Slow down and use a lubricant.
A brunette, a blonde and a redhaed are all in third grade. Who has the biggest tits?
The blonde, because she's 18.
How do you tell if a chick is to fat to fuck?
When you pull her pants down and her arse is still in them.
Did you hear about the new paint called 'blonde' paint?
It's not very bright, but it spreads easily.
What is the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker?
A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again!
Do you know why they call it the wonder bra?
When you take it off you wonder where her tits went.
Why is it so hard for women to take a piss in the morning?
Did you ever try to peel apart a grilled cheese sandwich?
