QUOTES

These are some quotes that may make the day a little more enjoyable. AS of now I chose basic quotes but for next week be prepared for anything.

HUMOROUS QUOTES

• This is coming from somebody who uses their tongue as toilet paper (Brian)
• I got something in my diaper and I give you a hint .....its not a toaster (Stewie)

RANDOM QUOTES

• I am getting dumber just by hearing that
• A wise man can see more from the bottom of a well than a fool can from a mountain top ..
• I have discovered that all human evil comes from this, man's being unable to sit still in a room. (Pascal)

RHETORICAL/PHILOSOPHICAL

• Work saves us from three great evils: boredom, vice and need.
• It is very difficult to live among people you love and hold back from offering them advice.
• We distinguish the excellent man from the common man by saying that the former is the one who makes great demands upon himself, and the latter who makes no demands on himself.