This page is for Gandolf Who the Fuck Knows his last name. He was not our roommate at all. He lived next door in Newell 252 but he would get confused and think he lived in Newell 250. He is more of a stalker than a neighbor. When we open the door he is there. When we move around our apartment, he is soon to be there. It has come to the point that certain members of the Newell 250 residence go right to bed when they hear the sound of the doorbell. He eats our food and steals our stuff. And the wizard has a witch. They think they are still in fifth grade and give each other hickies.
The Good Life of a Camel Jockey
The Bad Life of a Camel Jockey
Things he owes us
