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**Scene 1** The WWE intro
comes on and the fireworks fly from the ceiling and hit the top of the ramp. King ~ Hello folks and welcome to Raw. JR ~ Rumor has it that we have 2 new divas arriving but who? King ~ If they have puppies then it's fine with me! The camera moves
around again and stops at the titantron when it comes on and a limo is arriving. straightens himself up and opens the door. Driver ~ Hello
Ladies. He
puts his hand out and gently pulls a body out of the limo and then another. King ~ Oh my God
king Puppies, It's Lita and Trish! Trish and Lita
both give him $100 dollars and walk away.
Lita ~ Cya
Tonight at 12 Ron. It goes to a
break to Brock Lesnars
Desire and then it comes back to the commentary. JR ~ If you've
just joined us folks we have 2 new divas and they are Trish and Lita and It
looks like they might just be a tag team! The camera goes
back to the backstage area where There is an interviewer standing with Trish and
lita. Interviewer ~
Hello lita, Trish No offense but why are you here? Trish ~ What
does it look like? They walk away Suddenly Chr They both Walk down the ramp and get into the ring and taunt.
Trish goes over to Lillian and gets a microphone and puts it to her strawberry glossed lips. Trish ~ Hello and welcome to the Dangerous Divas era that is the Trish Stratus and lita plus anybody else who wants to join dangerous divas era. I am out here to make an offer to any man who's good enough and wants some stratusfation to come and get it because I'm looking for a boyfriend, Not to be a manager just for a boyfriend so anyone interested let me know. She passes the mic to Lita. Lita ~ I am also looking for an extreme boyfriend and me and Trish are going to win some gold no matter what it is and no matter if we have to beat men for it or women! oh and also me and Trish can't decide which show to go on Raw or smackdown? They leave the ring and go back to their locker room waiting to see if anyone comes about the offers.
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