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CRACKA RAP ALLSTARS - NEW JOINT IS FINALLY DONE

SIPPIN ON DIET COKE AND SPRITE

When we comin' to yo crib (shows)
Spoon in these lyrics
tesh representin'
A message for all y'all
What da fuck be up, yo (news)
Don't make me break my foot off in yo ass
See the fuckin crackas (y'all wish you was the crackas, don't you? well you ain't, mallfucka)
Oh, no we didn't...MP3's YO
BOWSA'S CORNA
Links to mo' slammin' stuff

"Crackas need more POWER"- Guy from Back to the Future II, when the crackas needed batteries for the minidisk player.

Ya'll know the fuckin' history. It ain't changed.

Werd. We be da Cracka Rap AllStars. REMIX!!! This be the official site of the most hip-hoppinest group around. Yo check it, it used to just be TC and BOWSER, but now they found some otha honkey on the streets who needed a home and some mad lyrics in order to keep warm. They took him in and treated him like their own, by beating him with reeds and making him scream "BOWSER AND TC ARE THE PHATTEST BEATBOPPERS OUT THERE!!" So here we are. As soon as TC comes back from his missionary over in Africa (representin'!) we'll be playin' the picnic...Awwwww sit!!!!

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1/21/04

Um yeah so the crackas have recorded their NEW FULL-LENGTH CD which should be hittin' stores right about now. (In other words, ask some one to bootleg that shit.) It may have taken us a while, but i would go on record as saying its the best fucking music that will ever hit your ears. To anyone who still checks this site, i want to say 2 thangs: 1.) Thank You. 2.)What the fuck are you doing with your life? Haha, i's jus playin wit that last one. Anyways, here's the track listing and seriously consider picking this shit up. Then combine the first cracka cd with the new one in order to spontaneously combust from awesomeness. WERD.

1. Mexican Beat

2. You Better Realize

3. Got Mo'

4. You aint nuthin but a stupid ho

5. Bunnies and Kittens

6. MORE POWER

7. Fuck Jim Hawver

8. All our shit's made outta money

9. My piece will bear your cross

10. Sippin' Remix (with drums)

6/30/03

CRACKA RAP BIG FUCKIN BAR B Q: COMING IN JULY AT TC'S BACKYARD. ITS GONNA BE THE RECORD RELEASE PARTY FOR THE NEW BOMB DROPPIN' THIS SUMMER. MORE INFO ON THE WAY. And oh yeah, we had a fuckin' practice. Hell yeah.

UPDATE:

LOOK OUT FOR JURASSIC PARK: THE FUCKING MUSICAL. A Jeff Says No/Cracka Rap collaboration where the dinosaurs rap and the humans play rock music. I really hope this shit happens cause it would be awesome and fuckin awesome at the same time. Werd.

YO, remember us? This is MC SANTA givin' you the down low and tellin' all you honkeys you best watch yo backs. You thought tha Crackas was dead didn't you? Well, it is true we did get killed in a gang-war drive-by, but we have been resurrected for your rhymin' pleasure. We got a NEW cd in the works, plus another show, and some new songs. The new cd gonna be called "A VERY CRACKA CHRISTMAS".

So don't forget to check back here. Cracka Rap is alive and well...It's just been chillin sippin on cavoiser in Neverland.

OH yeah, we gots a guestbook. So remember to sign that shit.

UPCOMING BEATS:

Happy Cracka Birthday

"Roadrunner"

"The Fetus Rap" (Alright, this will never be done.)

"New Jack Pretendahs"

"The Gov'ment Song"


Coming soon:
Mo' Lowdown on "Jurassic Park: The Fucking Musical" plus All kinds of Fucked up Shit. Mostly involving bussin' out mad rhymes. AND NEW LYRICS ADDED FOR "HAPPY CRACKA BIRTHDAY".


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