WELCOME TO THE SUBURBAN RUDEBOY CREW CULTURE GUIDE

Why the fuck would I want to be part of the “Suburban Rudeboy Crew?"

The Suburban Rudeboy crew are a dedicated group of people, who seek to bring a greater amount of publicity and awareness to, in short, the suburbs. Suburbanites are considered generally to be nobodies. They do not exude the money and consequent charisma of the celebrity jet-set nor do they inspire with the romantic tragedy of lower working classes, (a group whose public appeal has sky rocketed with our Prime Ministers announcement that they do not exist.).

In Britain our screens are dominated by period dramas and celebrity self-celebration. In Hollywood, films such as “Fight Club” tell of the impending revolt of the “all-seeing, all-dancing crap of the world” that is the lower classes. They is no medium between the two. In the construction of this site we hope to bring to the attention of the world, the inbetweeners. We don’t sweep streets or collect garbage. We have very little money aand nobody likes us. But we exist and should be a recognised sub-culture. In both our glamorous and less well presented states we deserve an opportunity to get across to the world our world. Because, let’s face it, 80% of the civilsed world is made up by us.

We are the cogs in the clockwork of the capitalist system. We are the trainee managers, the filing clerks, the junior estate agents, the checkout supervisors and the aspiring unemployed. We aren’t the little guys but we’re far from big, and as such we so very often looked over and cast aside that the true talent of much of the world’s populous is lost. So join us, whoever you are. If one day who want to make a million through hard graft, live in a suburban area but want a wild side to your quaint lifestyle, step up and be proud that you are one with a society of people, consisting of (potentially) many millions of individuals worldwide that are proud of their suburban identities. Come show the world want you can do, join in the vibe and for once in your (our) miserable little lives, STAND OUT.

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