Dave says: Erm Are u trying to get ale money? Dave says: Alex even? I never meant to take you to my world says: not yet, I've only just loggd on. Dave says: yeah should we start a conversation with loadsa people in? I never meant to take you to my world says: yeah I feel like dancin' has been added to the conversation. Claire has been added to the conversation. I never meant to take you to my world says: hi y'all chandler has been added to the conversation. I feel like dancin' says: hi Dave says: Hey erm......... Claire says: stop it Dave says: Stop what? chandler says: howdi Claire says: n/m Claire says: is it moore? I never meant to take you to my world says: yeah Dave says: Yup Claire says: hi its jen b and claire m Dave says: both of you? Claire says: i (jen ) is at claires Dave says: Ah I'll let u off then I feel like dancin' says: Rich and Dave - who r Claire M an Jen B? Dave says: They go/went my school I feel like dancin' says: ok Claire says: who r u? I never meant to take you to my world says: he's a friend of a bitch I feel like dancin' says: JEn I never meant to take you to my world says: oh no, wrong person Dave says: Nicely done rich I feel like dancin' says: good! Claire says: err ok? I never meant to take you to my world says: y good? Dave says: erm................. I never meant to take you to my world says: erm? Claire says: soo moore, hav fun at lynnes? I never meant to take you to my world says: lol I feel like dancin' says: coz 1) i am not he 2)dont call my friends bitches coz i am in a defensive mood I never meant to take you to my world says: OK, Emma is a bitch I never meant to take you to my world says: wot r going 2 do? Dave says: They are bitches. And DONT START CLAIRE + JEN Claire says: hey, i didn't say ne thin!!!!!!!!!1 I never meant to take you to my world says: don't start doing wot? Claire says: tee hee hee Dave says: Okay Moving swiftly on.......... Claire says: lol Claire says: u never answered the question? was it good 4 u??? Claire says: lol I never meant to take you to my world says: lol Dave says: HO HO HO HO HO Claire says: sorry! Dave says: Ouch my sides are splitting I never meant to take you to my world says: Is she a squealer or a groaner? Claire says: can't resist, must take the piss Dave says: Rich u crossed the line........ Claire says: gotta go bye all of u I never meant to take you to my world says: c u Dave says: See ya I never meant to take you to my world says: bye Dave says: So who is left? I feel like dancin' says: moi I never meant to take you to my world says: that faggot chandler says: sean Dave says: Who is the faggot? chandler says: don't fuckin say a word rich I never meant to take you to my world says: y not? I never meant to take you to my world says: he's a frend of Hers I feel like dancin' says: lol Claire has left the conversation. Dave says: Arrrrrghhhhhhhh MUST DIE RETARD chandler says: wot the chandler says: fuck I never meant to take you to my world says: Is She not the most annoying person ever spawned from Satan's arse? Dave says: Uh huh chandler says: who? I never meant to take you to my world says: Her The artist known as God has been added to the conversation. I never meant to take you to my world says: hi Dave says: ALEX I never meant to take you to my world says: hmmm? The artist known as God says: hey The artist known as God says: whos chandle I never meant to take you to my world says: we've got a frend of Hers in here The artist known as God says: r Dave says: So who in here is stupid enough to be a friend of it? I never meant to take you to my world says: Chandler I feel like dancin' says: me but i really cant b arsed sticking up for her. if u knew wot the rest of my school were like u would understand. an neway behaving like u r 10 can b quite fun. Dave says: Yeah great in it? I never meant to take you to my world says: yeah isn't it just? I never meant to take you to my world says: (no) The artist known as God says: so what have u got me for my birthday dave? Dave says: Erm A ppint if your lucky The artist known as God says: oh I never meant to take you to my world says: that all? Dave says: Welll what have u got MR I am o great rich??? I never meant to take you to my world says: nothing I never meant to take you to my world says: same as u Dave says: Good I never meant to take you to my world says: lux like no1s got u ne thing I never meant to take you to my world says: HA! I feel like dancin' says: bet his mum has Dave says: Sahdy on the lady The artist known as God says: so any one else gettin me nething I never meant to take you to my world says: not that i no of Dave says: So that stopped the conversation I never meant to take you to my world says: yup I never meant to take you to my world says: so, duz NE1 wan2 get Al a present 2 cheer him up? I never meant to take you to my world says: maybe u, faggot friend of Emma Graham? Dave says: he he he he he I feel like dancin' says: RICHARD KEIGHT - who r u talkin bout? The artist known as God says: funny rich I never meant to take you to my world says: well seen as girls can't b called faggots, who d'u think? I never meant to take you to my world says: + since wen were u my mother? I feel like dancin' says: never - thank god! (no offence I never meant to take you to my world says: offence taken I feel like dancin' says: y would Sean by Al a pressie Dave says: Because he is a nice guy (PRICK) I never meant to take you to my world says: it was sarcasm The artist known as God says: dont know him The artist known as God says: has he said nething Dave says: No but he is mates with em The artist known as God says: yer I feel like dancin' says: an neway. if hadnt lost that bet Rich, I would have a fiver, i could then donate it to u DAve an Rich, Als lovely friends who could buy him a present chandler says: wots wrong with that The artist known as God says: with wot I never meant to take you to my world says: that was Her fault, not mine I never meant to take you to my world says: it means u r a faggot I never meant to take you to my world says: faggot chandler says: u r a fuckin prick I never meant to take you to my world says: + u r friends with a whale Dave says: Shut it butt face I never meant to take you to my world says: u cock rider The artist known as God says: come on i will fight neone Dave says: nob jockey The artist known as God says: come opn chandler says: u r all pricks chandler has left the conversation. The artist known as God says: come on then The artist known as God says: come on then chandler has been added to the conversation. Dave says: Alex he's gone The artist known as God says: come on I never meant to take you to my world says: u can't escape that easily, u sausage saddler The artist known as God says: i will fuckin kick ya head in chandler says: fuck u Dave says: Yeah fucking tit I never meant to take you to my world says: yeah, u dick smoker Dave says: COME ON WANKER chandler has left the conversation. chandler has been added to the conversation. The artist known as God says: come on then if u think u are hard\ Dave says: ENOUGH I never meant to take you to my world says: look u bitch l;ittle faggot, can't u argue without bitching out? The artist known as God says: no! The artist known as God says: he thinks hes hard lets see him The artist known as God says: come on nob head I never meant to take you to my world says: talk, u cunt chandler says: fuck off The artist known as God says: come on The artist known as God says: lets go chandler says: u can't make me do nethin I never meant to take you to my world says: how old r u? The artist known as God says: come on The artist known as God says: try it and u will die boy chandler says: wot the fuck is wrong with u pricks chandler says: try wot dumb shit The artist known as God says: u thats wot chandler has left the conversation. The artist known as God says: hes dead The artist known as God says: neway I never meant to take you to my world says: how cum I can't invite him bak? Dave says: he blocked ya mate I feel like dancin' says: u lot want him in? Dave says: yUP I never meant to take you to my world says: yeah The artist known as God says: yeah I feel like dancin' says: lol i take that as a yes then chandler has been added to the conversation. Dave says: ASS HOLE Dave says: WANKER Dave says: FAGGOT The artist known as God says: wanker The artist known as God says: tit I never meant to take you to my world says: R u a gud frend of hers? chandler says: I BET U ALL FUCK EACH OTHER UP THE FUCKIN ARSE The artist known as God says: say someat faggot Dave says: I bet we dont The artist known as God says: yeah The artist known as God says: come on and see chandler says: I DON'T HAVE TO SAY SHIT TO U Dave says: Nope Not shit but other things maybe chandler says: I DON'T WANNA SEE UR FUCKIN FACES The artist known as God says: dont then we'll say it to u chandler says: U TRYIN TO MAKE ME SICK Dave says: Thats coz we would kick yours ass hole The artist known as God says: no we r goin to kill ya I never meant to take you to my world says: How old r u? chandler says: I AINT AFRAID OF U DUMB FUCKS Dave says: COME ON THEN? The artist known as God says: c yeah I never meant to take you to my world says: how old r u? The artist known as God says: come on ass hole Dave says: 10? Dave says: 12? I never meant to take you to my world says: no, seriously I never meant to take you to my world says: how old? The artist known as God says: answer shit head chandler says: I AIN'T TELLIN U SHIT Dave says: 13? chandler says: U R SO FUCKIN IMATURE The artist known as God says: come on shit head I never meant to take you to my world says: Y not/ Dave says: I say what 13 The artist known as God says: your so hard The artist known as God says: nah 12 I never meant to take you to my world says: + u r the 1 that types in caps + talx 2 14 yr old on a regular basis, u fucking cunt Dave says: Maybe 12 and a half The artist known as God says: nooo to old Dave says: 12 and a quatre? I never meant to take you to my world says: just tell me The artist known as God says: 11 Dave says: Jen how old is He????????? I never meant to take you to my world says: I'm genuinely curious. I hav no malicious intent. The artist known as God says: yeah yeah I feel like dancin' says: i am just goin to do my normal impartial thing here ok The artist known as God says: ok The artist known as God says: hey lads hes 15 I never meant to take you to my world says: how d'u no? Dave says: How you know mate? The artist known as God says: someone told me I never meant to take you to my world says: who? The artist known as God says: dunno Dave says: That wouldnt be Jen would it? I never meant to take you to my world says: yup The artist known as God says: no The artist known as God says: it wasnt I feel like dancin' says: huh? I never meant to take you to my world says: where u from, bigshot? Dave says: Erm can u smell that rich The artist known as God says: let me guess The artist known as God says: hmmmmmmm Dave says: It smells like er The artist known as God says: somewhere shit I never meant to take you to my world says: BULLSHIT Dave says: BULLSHIT The artist known as God says: yer Dave says: This is fun I never meant to take you to my world says: yup I never meant to take you to my world says: he's a right tit I feel like dancin' says: wot this amazing convo u 3 r having? I never meant to take you to my world says: yup I feel like dancin' says: i know its entertaining me greatly I never meant to take you to my world says: hmmm Dave says: Thank you we do try The artist known as God has left the conversation. I feel like dancin' says: I have a question - do u 3 sit in town going hmmmmmmmmmmm to each other? I never meant to take you to my world says: yes I never meant to take you to my world says: don't u? I feel like dancin' says: no. i run around pullin my mates off 60 yr old blokes! Dave says: Yeah all the tim Dave says: Yeah we do that sometimes aswell I feel like dancin' says: ew u pull 60 yr women? I never meant to take you to my world says: NO chandler says: he pulls 60 yr old men I feel like dancin' says: sorry Rich - forgot u like them older dont u chandler says: i thought he liked 5 yr olds I never meant to take you to my world says: ooh, Rn't u funny? I never meant to take you to my world says: No, u r a malignant strek of cockney piss I never meant to take you to my world says: awight, guvna! I never meant to take you to my world says: shine your shoes, guv? Dave says: Decided to say something now I never meant to take you to my world says: gizza yer' fackin' spare change, guv! Dave says: Dont worry you'll get over it mate. Dave says: once u die chandler has left the conversation. chandler has been added to the conversation. I never meant to take you to my world says: don't keep going I never meant to take you to my world says: u fucking cockney herpes-ridden street urchin chandler says: go back to ur fuckin mums Dave says: Why??? chandler says: so u can such her cock chandler says: his Dave says: Nope afraid thats not possible I never meant to take you to my world says: y wen we can get your mum out 4 only 10p? I never meant to take you to my world says: ah I 4got, she's a fucking cockney chimney sweep essex whore street urchin chandler says: atleast my mum is women Dave says: Nope at least mine doesnt smoke cocks 24 hours a day I never meant to take you to my world says: can sum1 invite al? my computa won't let me chandler says: but he is still a man The artist known as God has been added to the conversation. Dave says: Who your mum?> I never meant to take you to my world says: at least she's not an essex whore, u cockney dick I never meant to take you to my world says: awight, guvna! Go' any change? chandler says: i don't live in essex dumbshit I never meant to take you to my world says: Sweep ya chimney, guv? I never meant to take you to my world says: where d'u live then, u cockney scum? Dave says: Who gives afuck u were born to lead a short deprived life The artist known as God says: tell us wanker chandler says: i ain't tellin u shit I never meant to take you to my world says: up yer mother's puss filled cunt? Dave says: Do u even know which one of your mums customers is your real father? I never meant to take you to my world says: lol The artist known as God says: or do u pick from a list Dave says: Take a guess I never meant to take you to my world says: awight, guv. Fackin' ell, yer mum's a right goer. Fackin 'ell, guvnor! Dave says: how many dads u got? Dave says: 12? The artist known as God says: i say 15 Dave says: i'd push it to 16 The artist known as God says: ok 16 The artist known as God says: your mum is a slut chandler says: aileast my real dad didn't run away when he saw me Dave says: Nope thats coz he has no legs I never meant to take you to my world says: no, he just tried 2 push u bak up your mum's pussy The artist known as God says: mine didnt The artist known as God says: dumb shit Dave says: Teh peice of shit The artist known as God says: hahaha chandler says: oh my god u r so funny The artist known as God says: no has no legs Dave says: well that was a fuckin' good reply wasnt it? Dave says: What run out of "clever" things to say? The artist known as God says: didnt have nething to say at the start I never meant to take you to my world says: yeah, u faggoty little streak of cockney piss running through a filthy London sewer Dave says: Except "awwwwww mum suck harder" I never meant to take you to my world says: lol I never meant to take you to my world says: or "shine yer shoes, gav?" I never meant to take you to my world says: or "hire out me mum, guv?" chandler says: don't confuse me with urself arse licker The artist known as God has left the conversation. Dave says: Well thats the kinnda reply I'd expect from a 2 year old with no brain chandler says: 1 of ur arse fuckers has left I never meant to take you to my world says: my wasn't that a gud reply. Must've taken u ages 2 think of, u cockney faggot licker. I never meant to take you to my world says: invite him bak Dave says: So why didnt they let u into school? Dave says: Nope he has gone Dave says: Is it coz your Iq was to high at 12 I never meant to take you to my world says: who, me? Dave says: Nope I never meant to take you to my world says: who? Dave says: Who do u thin Dave says: k chandler says: if that was a cuss that was lame chandler says: it was more of a compliment dumbshit I feel like dancin' has left the conversation. Dave says: People must treat u like shit if that was a compliment I never meant to take you to my world says: invite bak Jenny. We can't hav her escaping. chandler says: i wasn't allowed into skool coz my iq was to high Your invitation to join this conversation could not be delivered to The artist known as God. chandler says: wot a cuss Dave says: Well u do live in london???? chandler says: no chandler says: u can't even get ur fuckin facts straight I never meant to take you to my world says: u do, I no 4 a fact, u cockney wanker Dave says: Your just emmbarrassed about it I never meant to take you to my world says: lol chandler says: i live outside of london dumb shit I never meant to take you to my world says: i wud b if my mum was a street urchin I never meant to take you to my world says: + how many times can u use the phrase "dumb shit" in 1 convo? I never meant to take you to my world says: probs about the same amount as u'd use the word "guvnor" or the phrase "suck harder, dad!" chandler says: u wud know that wudn't u Dave says: Another great reply I never meant to take you to my world says: yeah coz I'm such a fan of u. I never meant to take you to my world says: I no evrything about u I never meant to take you to my world says: U FUCKING COCKNEY CUNT Dave has left the conversation. Da Bombette has been added to the conversation. chandler says: just u left I never meant to take you to my world says: soz, clikt on u by mistake chandler says: the others gone off to there mums I never meant to take you to my world says: I men2 click on Dave Moore Da Bombette says: me Da Bombette says: ? I never meant to take you to my world says: yeah Da Bombette says: want me to fuck off then? I never meant to take you to my world says: thats y I added u 2 the convo Da Bombette says: ok, cya I never meant to take you to my world says: if u want Da Bombette says: what? Da Bombette says: you wnat me to or not? I never meant to take you to my world says: 2 go Da Bombette says: be brutal i can take it I never meant to take you to my world says: i don't mind, I'm not gonna force u 2 chandler says: y thee fuck u tellin hert to chandler says: go Da Bombette says: he isn't I never meant to take you to my world says: u tosspot Da Bombette says: but i can take a hint Da Bombette says: i'll talk to you separalty Da Bombette says: cya I never meant to take you to my world says: k I never meant to take you to my world says: bye Da Bombette has left the conversation. I feel like dancin' has been added to the conversation. I never meant to take you to my world says: hi I feel like dancin' says: hi I never meant to take you to my world says: can u invite sum othaz in coz my computa won't let me? chandler says: u gfot a crappy slow 1 like ur mum? I never meant to take you to my world says: Rn't u a comedian? I never meant to take you to my world says: (no, u r a cocknet piece of shit) I never meant to take you to my world says: invite Al 4 me, Jen? I feel like dancin' says: wont work chandler says: poor little toss pot The artist known as God has been added to the conversation. I never meant to take you to my world says: fucking die bleeding, u little urchin chimney sweep Dick Van Dyke piece of shit chandler says: oh look ur bum chum is back I never meant to take you to my world says: heh heh heh...TWAT The artist known as God says: u got a fuckin problem becasue i will knock your fuckin head off wanker chandler says: oh no i am so scared The artist known as God says: come on then puff chandler says: i ain't gonn a waste my time beatin the crap out of u I never meant to take you to my world says: lol The artist known as God says: hahaha The artist known as God says: u beat the crap out of me I never meant to take you to my world says: wot u gonna do, hit him with a chimney stick or nick his watch? I never meant to take you to my world says: GOTTA PICK A POCKET OR TWO! chandler says: u r so sad The artist known as God says: u think that but when u are down and out u think y did i do it chandler says: u wont do shit to me The artist known as God says: yeah The artist known as God says: wanna bet I never meant to take you to my world says: if u have the brains 2 think atall, u faggot chandler says: u r fuckin pathetic The artist known as God says: i fuckin rip your arms off u sad puff I never meant to take you to my world says: and insert them up your arse I never meant to take you to my world says: y the name? The artist known as God says: u can do that rich I never meant to take you to my world says: u a frends fan? I never meant to take you to my world says: U FUCKING CUNTY LITTLE STREET URCHIN POOF chandler says: is taht all u can say? I never meant to take you to my world says: no, I can say 2ooh, do it to me" to your dad I never meant to take you to my world says: you cunt The artist known as God says: arse bandit chandler says: oh no please stop cussin me I never meant to take you to my world says: OK, u have no right 2 say "cuss" unless u r a nigger, lets get that str8 I never meant to take you to my world says: and a yankee I feel like dancin' says: alright guys. cant b arsed with this. im still on but bye bye I feel like dancin' has left the conversation. I never meant to take you to my world says: invite her bak. I never meant to take you to my world says: it'll piss her off I never meant to take you to my world says: don't actually, I g2g I never meant to take you to my world says: c u The artist known as God says: just watch what ya sayin around me and dave because say the wrong thing we'll be after u chandler says: oh i am scared I never meant to take you to my world says: u shud b, u faggoty little pin dick The artist known as God says: come and try it