REMINDER: Never give out your password or credit card number in an instant message conversation. martha says: how r u? Tired of all of your $hit says: shut up, you little ming martha says: wots ur problem with me? Tired of all of your $hit says: u r annoying martha says: that all? Tired of all of your $hit says: and ugly martha says: thats no reason to hate someone Tired of all of your $hit says: it is Tired of all of your $hit says: its called prejudice martha says: i spose Tired of all of your $hit says: yes martha says: u wish i was dead? martha says: truthfully? Tired of all of your $hit says: yes martha says: fair enuff Tired of all of your $hit says: yup Tired of all of your $hit says: is She online? martha says: how wud i know? Tired of all of your $hit says: coz u r a bint martha says: little shits like her dont talk to bints like me Tired of all of your $hit says: wonder y martha says: because i fucked her about martha says: oh and told her wot i thought of her Being a girl has been added to the conversation. Tired of all of your $hit says: here we hav a prime example of a minger martha says: me or him? Tired of all of your $hit says: duh Tired of all of your $hit says: who d'u think, u ugly little mingebag? Being a girl says: Both most likely martha says: eheh Being a girl says: Well IS she stupid to match Tired of all of your $hit says: btw Martha, go here www.geocities.com/this_site_is_better_than_gezs/martha.html martha says: again? Being a girl says: It kicks ass Tired of all of your $hit says: y? u bin there? martha says: yes, u told me to go there when u had just done it Being a girl says: well go back Tired of all of your $hit says: k Tired of all of your $hit says: bint martha says: thanx Being a girl says: rip her thorugh Tired of all of your $hit says: my pleasure, u 1950s housewife streak of piss. Being a girl says: she from queens?? martha says: yes i am Being a girl says: ahh inbred streak of piss Tired of all of your $hit says: my point proved martha says: well done Being a girl says: the premier breeding ground for dykes Being a girl says: in the north west Tired of all of your $hit says: lol martha says: i aint a dyke Being a girl says: fat sweating lesbionas can come to our school and air their hairy armpits Being a girl says: No but you can't get near men martha says: how wud u know? Tired of all of your $hit says: he duz coz its tru Being a girl says: I have a suspicion Tired of all of your $hit says: u very small housewife martha says: get ove rme being short,i aint that short Being a girl says: H9ow small REich?? Tired of all of your $hit says: u r Tired of all of your $hit says: not as short as that little dwarfy 1950s housewife with pinprick tits Being a girl says: how small is this spot pn the face of society Being a girl says: hehe Tired of all of your $hit says: very Being a girl says: can't even manage an A cup, can we?? Tired of all of your $hit says: she'a a dwarf, beard and lack of tits included Being a girl says: ahh, someone can't fill their bra Tired of all of your $hit says: her tits are smaller than my dick after Mr. Hargreeves walks into a room Being a girl says: Rich's brother has bigger tits Tired of all of your $hit says: yeah but he beats most people on that front Being a girl says: not as much as Charlie "I shag my sister" Berry Tired of all of your $hit says: no, he's just camp. He's not actually THAT fat Being a girl says: not as bad as Fox thpough Tired of all of your $hit says: and his official name is Charlie "Barry" Berry Being a girl says: camp?? you could pitch tents on his ass Tired of all of your $hit says: ROFL Being a girl says: I think she's crying Rich martha says: like fuck Tired of all of your $hit says: lol Being a girl says: probab;y coming to smother you to death Tired of all of your $hit says: hopefully Tired of all of your $hit says: btw Martha, are your mum and dad devorced? Tired of all of your $hit says: (just soze I got more material 2 take the piss) Being a girl says: yeah, they still blame each other for her birth martha says: no sorry they aint , ubt u of all people shud know that rich dont u do them both? Being a girl says: Rich wouldn't touch his parents Being a girl says: neithr would Dave Tired of all of your $hit says: I shag Martha's tho Tired of all of your $hit says: they squeal like pigs Being a girl says: oh yeah martha says: and my dead grandmother Tired of all of your $hit says: but her mum has a mouldy clit Being a girl says: Yeha she was fun Tired of all of your $hit says: yes and her Tired of all of your $hit says: is she actually dead? Being a girl says: noth9ng better than a decomposing corpse martha says: yes Tired of all of your $hit says: nope Tired of all of your $hit says: HA! Tired of all of your $hit says: How'd she die? martha says: she had a stroke, and one had a heart attack Tired of all of your $hit says: HAH! Tired of all of your $hit says: did u tape it 4 me 2 watxch? Being a girl says: good, nice painful deaths martha says: no i didnt Being a girl says: my favourites Tired of all of your $hit says: was there a "Martha's relative has died" party? martha says: sorry martha says: i wasnt alive Tired of all of your $hit says: damn! Being a girl says: apart from road kill or machinery deaths Tired of all of your $hit says: has anyone u knew + liked ever died? Being a girl says: Not rewally martha says: yes Being a girl says: Does Eminem upset you?? martha says: no Tired of all of your $hit says: who? Being a girl says: Damn Being a girl says: I hoped he would driuve someone to suicide martha says: he did Being a girl says: good, just not you Tired of all of your $hit says: no he didn't Being a girl says: that's a real shame Tired of all of your $hit says: I no everything about him so shut up u ignorant ugly ming Being a girl says: You crack mirrors in public toilets Tired of all of your $hit says: lol martha says: if u say so Being a girl says: and you go into the mens as you have no breasts Being a girl says: and you have no genitals Tired of all of your $hit says: he does and he's right Being a girl says: you are completely a sexual Tired of all of your $hit says: she does, she has a mouldy, protruding clitoris Being a girl says: and you'll never get any Being a girl says: it's so big and infected, it's confused as a cock Tired of all of your $hit says: maybe it is Tired of all of your $hit says: who knows? Tired of all of your $hit says: boy/girl? Tired of all of your $hit says: girl/boy? Being a girl says: who want's to go near it to find out?? Being a girl says: NASA?? Tired of all of your $hit says: no, her freak boyfrend Danny Being a girl says: poor confused man Tired of all of your $hit says: even I wudn't touch her with a 10 ft barge pole wrapped in barbed wire so he must be fucked up Being a girl says: musta scared him shitless, seeing a true ladyboy Being a girl says: a chick with a dick martha says: fuck u Being a girl says: not thanks Tired of all of your $hit says: lol Being a girl says: don't come near me martha says: i dont want to Tired of all of your $hit says: I don't suppose he wants u 2 either, bitch Being a girl says: good, as I have dangerous friends martha says: im scared Being a girl says: They have no idea what they're messing with Being a girl says: and they'd probabl;y fuck you to death Being a girl says: just cos you might be confused as a girl martha says: i dont think so Tired of all of your $hit says: lol Being a girl says: what, no danger of mistaking you as a girl?? Tired of all of your $hit says: probably not Being a girl says: That figures martha says: shut up will ya, u aint eva seen me so u cant say can u, and rich, u can talk, i havent actually eva set eyes on anyone moe repulsive in ym life Tired of all of your $hit says: u have no mirrors in your house>? Being a girl says: ever meyt Paul Manning??' Being a girl says: lol Tired of all of your $hit says: ROFL Being a girl says: I bet you have a ginger minge martha says: thats none of ur business Being a girl says: OH GOD, SHE HAS Being a girl says: AHHH!!!! martha says: scared? Tired of all of your $hit says: eeew! Tired of all of your $hit says: ginger minger Being a girl says: Yeah, the whole concept of ginger pubes TERRIFY me Being a girl says: red carpet belongs in houses Tired of all of your $hit says: lol martha says: hehe Tired of all of your $hit says: hoho Tired of all of your $hit says: ...bint martha says: bastard Being a girl says: nasty little pissworm martha says: prick Being a girl says: you suck your moms cock Tired of all of your $hit says: ooh, I'm bin insulted by a gnome Tired of all of your $hit says: the horror martha says: u r just as short as me Tired of all of your $hit says: HAHAHAHAH! Tired of all of your $hit says: a joke, I hope. Being a girl says: I don't think so Being a girl says: at least his genitals have developed Being a girl says: titless Tired of all of your $hit says: she's one crazy, mouldy clit bitch martha says: stop insulting me with things u dont know about Tired of all of your $hit says: oh do be quiet martha says: no Tired of all of your $hit says: or i'LL RAPE YOUR MOTHER WITH MY DICK DIPPED IN GLUE AND GLASS martha says: dont b so gross Being a girl says: hehe Tired of all of your $hit says: ooh, sorry Being a girl says: She';d fuckion ;ove itt Tired of all of your $hit says: u blood-stained vagina due to excessive dildo use after a state of pre-vaginity loss little dike martha says: shut ur fucking mouth u insignificant littel peice f shit Being a girl says: her hymen is/..... Tired of all of your $hit says: oh I'm insignifigant??? Being a girl says: intact Being a girl says: what a shock Tired of all of your $hit says: wen'd u last c your tits? Tired of all of your $hit says: no its not, her dad removed it for her martha says: ive had enuff martha has left the conversation. Being a girl says: Hehe martha has been added to the conversation. Being a girl says: AND SHE'S DOWN Tired of all of your $hit says: NO ESCAPE Tired of all of your $hit says: bint martha has left the conversation. Tired of all of your $hit says: she's banned me Tired of all of your $hit says: the bint wolverine has been added to the conversation. Tired of all of your $hit says: is Martha on your contact list? wolverine says: yes Tired of all of your $hit says: invite her Dave has been added to the conversation. Tired of all of your $hit says: Dave, invite Martha Dave says: Wait a sec....................... martha has been added to the conversation. Dave says: Who did that? Tired of all of your $hit says: BITCH Being a girl says: she got her desserts Tired of all of your $hit says: who was raped at birth? Who was raped at birth? martha says: wot the fuck is yer problem? Tired of all of your $hit says: you abused bitch, you abused bitch, Dave says: You are wolverine says: leave her alone Tired of all of your $hit says: you were raped at birth Tired of all of your $hit says: no Dave says: who is wolverine Being a girl says: oh no, moral person in here wolverine says: me Tired of all of your $hit says: she'a a 1950s housewife gnome Being a girl says: danger of someone like Carl being near Tired of all of your $hit says: eh??? Dave says: Who the fuck iS wolverine? Tired of all of your $hit says: that cockney urchin from b4 Dave says: Oh shit yea Being a girl says: is he from London wolverine says: just outside of it Being a girl says: ahh Being a girl says: Right gotta fly Tired of all of your $hit says: cockney chimney sweep alert! Being a girl says: Rich that was fun abuse, must do it again sometime Being a girl says: c ya martha says: thats wpot im here for Tired of all of your $hit says: c u Tired of all of your $hit says: I no Being a girl has left the conversation. Tired of all of your $hit says: that and using as a punch bag Dave says: Who is being a girl?/ wolverine says: u? Tired of all of your $hit says: a lad from skool Dave says: Oh right... Dave says: Did someone just try and be funny? Tired of all of your $hit says: dunno Tired of all of your $hit says: its cockney humour, we wouldn't get it Dave says: yeah Tired of all of your $hit says: its in the same league as Joe Pasquali wolverine says: u wudn't get it coz ur both dumber then shit Dave says: Is'nt he a short arsed queer Tired of all of your $hit says: of course we r Tired of all of your $hit says: (humour him, he's cockney) wolverine says: 1 i aint short Tired of all of your $hit says: u r wolverine says: 2 i aint queer Tired of all of your $hit says: u r Tired of all of your $hit says: u querr cockney rent urchin Tired of all of your $hit says: "wipe yer' arse, guvnor? only 50p per wipe?" wolverine says: u fuckin queer Dave says: yeah pretty much Tired of all of your $hit says: "sweep yer' chimney guv? only 50p and I'll let u rent me out for free! I'll let u bugger me with the chimney brush as well!" Dave says: Now theres a offer u cant refuse being a cockney Tired of all of your $hit says: yup Tired of all of your $hit says: g2g Tired of all of your $hit says: c u Tired of all of your $hit says: bye