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Note: This is a re-posting of
How The Grinch Stole Christians
since the first posting of it
did not include the actual poem.
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How The Grinch Stole Christians
Down in hell was a demon Grinch
who was in sort
of an idea pinch
He wanted to steal
the strength and zeal
Of the righteous people
of Christianville
So to his hell hound
he strapped a sleigh
And with the crack of a whip,
said, "Up, up and away!"
He crept into Christianville
and stole every toy
From every good Christianville
girl and each boy
He took every luxury
and every vice
And emptied each house
out only leaving the mice
Then he emptied out pain
and emptied out woe
Into each place that this
foul Grinch would go
He thought persecution
would end their delight
So he hung out depression
like the blackness of night
As he rode out
of Christianville,
he said with a grin,
"Those losers will never
joy in Christ again!"
But he heard praises to God
getting louder and longer
The things that he took
were just making them stronger!
"Blasted!", he said,
as he hopped off his sleigh
"I must stop those Christians,
there must be a way!"
Then something happened
inside of his head
He thought he would supply
them with new daily bread
So he loaded his sleigh
with silver and gold,
The bounty he carried
held riches untold
Vanities that would make
them all look like stars
Prosperity gospel and luxury cars
He handed them loans
with low interest rates
And unequally yoked them
with heathens for mates
Put women to work,
as men worked even more
And troubled their souls
about the future in store
He installed all their TV sets
with access to smut
As on fast food and snacks
they would all sit and glut
He got them so busy
they didn't have space
To think about God
or give Him a place
He buried the gifts
God had gifted them with
And got them to all set
their hearts out adrift
Soon they were caught up
in music and mirth
A New Age of reasoning
had taken birth
No more deniable,
objectionable sin
Now they had welcomed
even more demons in
And now they had gotten
so far from the Word
To spend time with God
seemed unwise and absurd
They worshipped themselves,
and themselves alone
Their once softened hearts
had now turned to stone
The Grinch had a glow
of pride on his face
That nothing short of
a soul lost to Hell
could replace
Then something happened
that got the Grinch down
The Holy Spirit decided
to move in that town
The Grinch started quaking
and fear led to dread
When the Holy Spirit
sent His conviction ahead
The Christians were starting
to resent the stuff
That had soured their walk
and made their hearts tough
The Grinch needed help,
but it was too late
Before he skipped town
they came storming his gate
"You took our righteousness,
you took our faith!
So we're taking authority,
get out of this place!"
Then the gates fell down
and the Grinch went away
Because Christians submitted
to God on that day
And God's Holy Spirit
found a place in that town
and restored all that was
lost to all those around!
And up in a blaze went
the enemy's lies
As the Christians in Christianville finally got wise.
Oh My !!
Bush & The Grinch Are Twins !!
And The Same Evil !!
