Travel
Mood:  a-ok
Today i started my travel to the old west. i am amy's distant relative. i am traveling to find gold in california in a covered wagon...with internet access. it is hot and we have to kill rattle snakes for dinner. they are yummy and so are the coyotes we eat!!!! no one in my family has taken a bath since we started our journey- 56 years, 7 months, 2 weeks and 3 days ago. i keep track with a peice of coal and bark. we might have to eat them though because we are running out of rattlers and coyotes. we began our journey in illinois, and we are already in colorado. hopefully we will get there before i die. my pa and i are the only ones who have survived! i'm thankful cuz i hated my ma, 27 brothers, and 14 sisters...and i was the oldest!! my birthday is in 68 days... i will be 116. i am so young!!!! and even more beautiful. in case you are wondering..my pa is 130. he married young but i still haven't married. there are no HOTTT guys on this dusty trail. i'll post another blog in 118 years. wish me luck!