Britney Spears: What in the hell is everybody's problem? All of these girls are all "go to hell Sluttney" and I'm all "Get on it big daddy!" God if you don't think that Britney Spaers is hot then you're gay.
My Parents: Ok here's what my parents did to me the other day... Grant (my step-dad) yelled at me for being a smart ass when he was trying to be funny and it wasn't working. Later that night when I asked what we were having for dinner he said "hot dog buns" I was like "it's ok for you to be a smart ass but not me?" Then he went into this whole thing about how his smart ass-ness (i guess that's how you say it) was nothing compared to mine. Then he went on to say that I was pissing him off when all I was doing was standing there scratching my butt. When my mom asked if I was diggig for burried treasure I responded "No I lost me hampster last night and I was just checking" Intern Grant responded with "I wouldn't doubt it" Talk about piss me off! I just went in my room, locked the door, and called my friend. I was so pissed off.
Football Cheerleaders: At one of our football games our cheerleaders spelled the word bear "BER" The other school was making so much fun of us was about to hurt someone. About a month later at lunch I was discussing this subject w/ my friends. (yeah right we were making so much fun of them for that!) Little did I know they were all sitting behind me. When I felt a tap on the shoulder and turned around I was greeted by the captain of the pom squad, Lessie Koopman. I was then asked if I played any sports, I responded with no. Then Lessie said one of the stupidest things I've ever heard. "You don't look like an athletic person" I was like what the hell does that have to do w/ you being a stupid ass? She obviously didn't realize that I have had about 5 1/2 years of dance training and can whoop the shit out of her on the dance floor.
NASCAR: One word. Why? Some guy in a car goes real fast aound a track 25 times. Ooh I'm hooked!
TRL: Why does ever girl in America watch TRL? Why you ask, because they have no lives!!!! I don't know about you but from 3:30 to 4:30 I have better things to do than watch T.V.
Rap Music: Ok it has a great beat and everything but why? If you look up song in the dictionary you'll note that it includes the word "melody" witch rap has none. Therefore rap is not consisered music in my terms.(I don't much care for that 2 pack fella)
Hipocrits: Ok I lied, I like Da Brat, Emenim (real name Marshal Mathers)(good choice on the Emenim thing), and Will Smith but Will Smith don't can't he sings white people music.
Eddie (the bitch): Picture it! Last summer my first in Sevier County. My step dad's brother has recently aquired a new family. I go to meet them because their is a guy my age that could possibly be my first friend from the area. (bullshit we were preasured into our friendship cause our parents felt sorry for me) We become "friends" and do stuff together, then school starts. It took him about 2 weeks to recognize me until one day in the lunch line. When we took him to the football game all he did was talk to his other friends. (well i did the same but my friends are cool) Skip a few weeks until my Halloween party. He does nothing but flurt w/ my girlfriends and spends the whole night sleeping while me and Mal and Erin and Brad (sorta) spend the whole night singing Christmas carols and burning cats in the garage. (damn cats!) Now he doesn't even talk to me in the hall. He just gives me a funny look and keeps walking. So I intern do the same! (on a sadder note his new girlfriend is ASS UGLY!)
Eddie the Bitch cont.: I forgot to mention that everything you've done, he's done it three times better, blindfolded, with his hands behind his back. He's the champ at Baskettball, Football, Track, and (after I told him I made Concert Chior) he's the best singer in the world. The only thing I can do the he can't (yeah right) is dance. And he don't even wanna go there.
Jenifer As in refference to Eddie the Bitch- Jeinfer, one of my best friends, asked asked him to Teen Board. Teen Board is like a prom but it's by invitation only. Jenifer knows that I can't stand him but she freakin asked him any ways. She knows I'm mad at her for it but all she can say is shut up. I can't stand it!
Rayma: Her birthday party we went skinny dipping and i got my ass some major shrinkege! But that's beside the point. My Halloween party she does nothing but flirt with Eddie the Bitch. While we dress up in dipers, moccisans, and fishing gear (ok she was there for that but I already mentioned the cats and Christmas) she stayed inside and slept on Eddies pot belly. The next morning Eddie was mad cause all Rayma did was talk to him while he was trying to sleep. The proceding week Rayma goes and tells everyone that Eddie ate her out. (how's he gonna find out they live in two different places) Well she forgets that she goes to the same school as my cousin, stupid ass.
MMC I have been going to this website trying to figure out just what the hell went on in those days. You know what I'm talkin about. Picture it, your 4 and sitting in your grandparents living room. It's 8 o'clock on Saturday morning (i think that's when it came on) and what's the first thing you do? Go watch MMC! At this MMC site (the only one i've seen) I've been trying to figure out what order it all happened in. When you're remembering things from 11 years ago, it all tends to blur. So I think I've come to a very conclusive decision.
Justin Timberlake: Why are millions of girls obsessed with him? He's a nasty ass skank dog! I used to think Chris was but he looks better now w/ the short hair. And why do people call him "thrusty?" If it's one thing he is NOT it is thrusty. ugly-yes jigga wannabee-yes but not thrusty. Witch brings me to another point. Why does he think he is black? He's not! That drives me crazy when white guys act black! If your saying that that's racist then your crap because it's one thing to hate someone for the color of their skin. It's another thing to hate someone because they aren't original enough to have their own personallity.
Football: What is it with people in East Tennessee and Football? It's all they talk about! I heard my step-dad say these exact words, "if i miss the Super Bowl I'll cry" I wounder if he know's that more than half of Tennessee's taxes have gone to the Titans, leaving next to no money for our education, making our children stupid dipshits? No because I tried to tell him but then I remembered that he was educated in Tennessee. Don't get me wrong the University of Tennessee is a great school but why does everyone care so much about football? A bunch of guys in tight pants smack each other around for an hour. Sounds more like a porno than a sport.
Well that's everyone and everything I don't understand (almost). Check back for updates! (e-mail me for sugestions)
Here you see the lovely Mylin Brooks. The only one from the show I remember. The one lonesome memory of MMC is this girl and an unknown boy (either JC or Tony) doing that hit "You Could Be So Good For Me" Mylin and Tony dated off and on throughout the season but JC just seems more realistic. Tony was later stolen from Mylin, by that heartless bitch Felicity. Who is believed to be the ainti-christ. All information was obtained Here:
If you look closly, Brittney's nipples are hard!
