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Well that was it. Hope you like it and are keeping up with my day-to-day life. It's great to know that poeple like you are being entertained by people like me!
Well I've had ALC for giving Chalea a hickey. For those of you who don't know ALC is like in-school only it's in a building away from the school. It has got to be the most boring place in the entire world. I sit there staring at my hands because I finished all my work and there is nothing elese to do.
Well it's Easter again. I did the usual Church thing and then went to Mamaw's house and ate. When Erika and Aadam (cousins) were searching for Easter eggs I was busy spinning a guttering thingy (big black tube) over my head. Then I spun Adam around til he was sick.
Me and Magye are just sittin here doin nothin. You know how it goes. Mom had her surgery Monday so I've been taking care of her for the past couple of days. If you call cleaning the kitchen and watching tv taking care of. Oh well I guess it works!
We went to All-State yesterday and the cool ass people from Greenville were jumping the bushes and giving each other wedgies. Then we got back on the bus and the bus driver was wackin off. And Amy gave TJ a blow job on the way home. Me, Tara, and Jessica exposed ourselves and it was fun!!!
Yesterday was prom and it was so much fun. Except when Jenifer slow danced with Eddie....... THE BITCH!!! But anyways it was fun.
Seth is talking to me about fondling his balls.
Well instead of going to Ambers party (explained below) my ass went to my grandparents house unknowing of what was yet to come. I had to move a fence. My retarted papaw put it to far on the other guys side of the line so we had to dig it up and move it to feet over. It was fun at first. I tied my shirt around my head like a Union County redneck (my grandparents live in Union County). Then we found a fossil of the rare Union County imbread Beat-your-wife-a-saurus. I was havin fun til my uncle called me a lazy son-of-a-bitch for washing my hands. That pissed me off.
Sorry I havn't written in a while but nothing has happened. Either that or I've been too busy, I can't decide. I started my job at Dollywood and it's pretty fun except the parts they don't explain. I ruined my brand new Old Navy trunks w/ bleach trying to fix my white shirts I washed with my dark blue work clothes. So that's four things that got ruined in a matter of 30 minutes. Well that's about all except that me and Magye saw Big Mama's House the other day.
Amy from the 50's show said I was hott!!! (hott, cutie, same thing)
Well my week has officially sucked a nut. I have done nothing but work and swim.Mom and Grant
4/16/00
Yep they're loosers. Their friends Kevin and Kelly are over and they showed them thier wedding tape and made fun of it. Wow you might have no life.
Got bitched at.
Got bitched at on Easter
OK, mom and Grant are going out of town this saturday and they told me I had to stay at a friends house. Well, Saturday is Ambers party so I was gonna stay w/ Amber but mom said she would have to talk to Ambers mom to see if I wasn't lying (that's trust for ya). She never called. So the next day she told Mamaw and Mamaw said I could just stay w/ her Saturday. Mom told me and I said "but i made plans to stay at Ambers house" and she bitched at me cause she never talked to Ambers mom (this is tuesday) and I told her she could call and she just bitched at me more. The next day (today) Mamaw called and I asked if she was coming to my concert sunday and she said yeah thereby Grant asked who was taking me and i said "you all should be back it's only a 4 hour drive" and he said that they were staying all day Sunday in Atlanta and that they didn't want to come see my concert (more trust shining through) and i told them Anna's mom could give me a ride. Mamaw hears this and says "no you're staying w/ me" and i said "but i made plans to stay at ambers house" and she said "no, you're staying w/ me" and i said why and she said "because i said so" so i just said "we'll see what happens" then i get yelled at for talking down to my grandmother and mom got even more anal and refusses to call ambers mom for some reason so i just said fuck it if everyone's gonna get all anal about it i'll just stay at mamaw's house.
Mom's pregnant. I went w/ her today to her gynocologist to check out her insides and the stirrups freaked me out! Ahh, I can't imagine what happened when I wasn't in there.Magye
4/16/00
I guess you could call Magye my best friend cause we're basically together a lot and we never get in fights. Even though right now she's mad at me for making fun of Brandon Franklin even though she never told me she liked him and everything she's ever said to me about him has been negitive. Oops I wasn't sposed to know that. Sorry Blair. But all in all we try to do pretty much everything together. Like yesterday we went to Dollywood and saw 12 people we knew! Plus my mom stole Dolly's crackers and ate her banana pudding.
We made fun of Chris's rankey pubic hair on the bus as usual. Satan (her little sister) was being loud on the bus. That's just about it. Oh yeah and Crossing Over (the best singers in the world, Ha!) sang "Take Me Out to the Ball Game" on the news and it sucked!
We had sooo much fun last night! We dressed up in Grant's mom's clothes and had a little fashion show. After that we went to Chris Haley's house at ! o`clock in the morning to swing on his swing and some one turned the porch light on so we had to run. Then we went to her house and scared the living shit out of her little sister!!!
Me and Magye, Nsync concert baby!!! This Saturday! Oh Yeah!
Damnit! Mamaw won't buy us the tickets so we're screwed!!
Apperently whenever I go to Magye's G-parents house I go there to destroy their barn and poke holes in their walls. If her grandfather says anything to MY face i'm gonna cuss him out right there. I don't care how old, drunk, or important he is there's no excuse for being an asshole.Blair, Anna, Bridgette and Chanel
4/16/00
Blair, Anna, Bridgette and Chanel (chenille) are my next best friends that are freshman. We have our differences sometimes especially with Anna but we get along pretty good.
Me, Magye, Blair and Bridgette started a notebook to piss off Anna for not letting us into hers Ambers Latoya's and Keshia's! It worked!
I havn't seen anyone since school's been outShelly, Jenifer, Tara, Charly, Tiffany, Jessica and Sara
4/16/00
These guys are my best friends that are older than me. Except Sara cause we're 15 and we're sexy but she's a Sophmore so it all goes. We're all in the same third period together and we're in the concert choir. Gee I wonder what third period is, would you believe, concert choir! These are the friends I like to go and get drunk with mostly. Thse have been some crazy parties! You'll probably hear about some of them on this wacked out page.
Oh hell yeah! I just found out today that my prom date (Tiffany) gives head! Oh yeah! We plan on getting her drunk after prom too so she'll be even sluttier! I can't wait now!
Well I'm not going to prom with Tiffany anymore because she has a new boyfriend (some guy named Bobby) and his penis is bigger then mine so... Sluttest virgin at SCHS! Now I'm going w/ Shandi. I can see the prom pcture now. Whoa!
Kareokie hates Tara!
Shelly's pregnant!
I'm going to prom w/ Tiffany and Shandi now. It's tomorrow
Well Tiffany didn't give me head after prom. Probably cause we were never alone but knowing Tiffany that shouldn't stop her. Me and Sara ass danced together and Shane Kelly came up and blew us off with his shirt. And Tara's boyfiend from Oak Ridge can't dance.
I would tell you what I did in Tara's car today but Brandon has access to this page so I'll just say it was really funny! For a written transcipt of what happened E-mail MeMegan and Erin
4/16/00
Megan and Erin are my cousins but we act more like friends because we're crazy. Like the time Karen (Ern's friend) licked my ass. That was kinda kinky. But since I moved to Sevier County I never get to see them anymore, only like once a month. But we still have fun. Megan's moving off to New York this summer so it won't be as fun without her but me and Erin can get by I think.
Me and Megan went looking for some softwear for her new computer and she exercised one of her new found adult rights. She smoked and she's not to good at it concidering she's never done it before. It was quite a lot of shananigins and we laughed about how she might get caught..... for doing something legal.
We had lot's of fun this weekend! Erin discovered that if you record something on your computer you can speed up and slow down the sound. Well, we spent most of the night singing songs and saying stupid things on the sound recorder and hearing them really fast and really slow. (chilly willy!)
Well we were going to go kareokie today but when we got there it was kinda desserted so we decided not to. They couldn't find Magye's house and they went to the llama lady's house and screamed out my name looking for me. Then we ate at catfish willies.
Megan had her graduation party and me and Erin got her a box of crap as usual. But this time we made up a song and dance to the Nutcracker Suite. It was sad cause she's never coming back!
Erin's pissed off at me cause I told her she had to come see our chorus concert so she can get singing tips and she didn't come. So we went out and had $16 steaks w/ out her!
We went to Dollywood today and Erin was cracking me up! We rode Daredevil Falls (log flume) and me and Erin were in the back and she kept appoligizing for being fat and slowing it down. And when it went up the hill she told everyone to lean forward so it won't flip over. Then we rode the Rampge (the circular boat water ride) and she got saoked and kept going on about how the fat people and the people sitting next to fat people, get the wettest. When Erin left me and Magye were the fattest so we got wet!!
Erin spent the night last night and we stayed up swimming in the algea-skoo water and painting de faces, it was fun. Then today we went to Dollywood and found my new role model, Amy from the 50's show!
