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"...
It's Playoff Time..." '
Location:
Courtside - AT&T Center,
San Antonio, TX.
Time:
02:00pm
Date:
5/07/06
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It was half time at the AT&T Center where the San Antonio Spurs were losing to the Dalas Mavericks 46-52. The jumbo tron lights up to show Stuart Scott, analyst for ESPN, dressed in his usual black suit and holding an ESPN mic, standing courtside. The arena anouncer introduces him and the audio cuts to scott.
||“Stuart Scott” ||
We all know that there are teams in the NBA known for their celebrity fans. The lakers have Jack Nicolson. The knicks have Spike Lee. Now, San Antonio isn't really known for their high name celebrities. I mean, Tommy Lee Jones and Geroge Straight are all local names, but both aren't regulars to the games. And of course, there is the lovely Eva Longoria, who is about as high up as names get now a'days. But, this season another name has been seen courtside at Spurs games. And that name is none other EBWF superstar John Cena.
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John Cena steps from his seat, wearing a Manu Ginobili jersey, blue jean shorts, and his Chain Gang soldier camo hat. He shakes Scott hand walks up next to him in the interviewing position, with the court behind them.
||“Stuart Scott” ||
Now, we've all seen you courtside this whole season, and I'm sure the city of San Antonio appreciates you being here. But, i think everyone wants to know why? We all know you grew up in West Newberry. So why the move to San Antonio
||“Chain Gang Soldier” ||
Well, Stuart, yeah i did grow up in West Newberry, and it will always be my hometown. But, around August of last year, i decided to make the move to San Antonio for a few reasons. I mean, the main reason i came here was the honeys man. You know what i'm talking about, Stu. They say everythings better in Texas, and its quite aparent with the female population. I mean, look at Eva over there, Hi honey!.
||“Stuart Scott” ||
Careful there, Tony might get a little jealous.
||“Chain Gang Soldier” ||
Naw man, me and TP have become good friends as of late.
||“Stuart Scott” ||
Ok, lets shift pase here a bit, and talk about your in ring career. We haven't seen you lately. Is there any reason why that is?
||“Chain Gang Soldier” ||
Naw man, i've just taken some time off, enjoying other things in life. I was in the studio for a bit with Mike Shinodo, from Fort Minor doing a calaboration. And it's actually the song that the NBA is using for the playoffs. And is also gonna be my new theme music. But, I am going back to my true passion, and that is doing what i do in the ring. I actually have a match this Thursday.
||“Stuart Scott” ||
Yes, against Kurt Angle, a former Olympic Gold Medalist.
||“Chain Gang Soldier” ||
Trust me, i know. He don't let anybody forget about that. It's his one crowning moment in life. Thats all he goes off about. But i mean, don't get me wrong. Kurt is one helluva competitor. We've had our fair share of matches in the past and he's put me to my limit. But, this is the big leagues now. This aint the WWE anymore. Ya know? We're in the EBWF now. Our little feud, as he called it, we had in the past was nothing.
||“Stuart Scott” ||
I take it you caught his rant at the last house show.
||“Chain Gang Soldier” ||
Yeah, i cought it. Typical Angle. Comes out and tries to insult me by spittin some lame rap. But, ya know, its sad. Always has to play the race card. Saying that the music i make is "black music." That whole sterotype is a thing of the past. There are plenty of white and hispanic rappers out there making a name for themselves. Working along with the Black rappers. To blatently judge the music that i make with a bland generalization like that is lower than i thought even angle would stoop.
||“Stuart Scott” ||
I can only agree with you there, John. Now, race aside, you and Kurt have had a very heated fued in the past, as both of y'all have pointed out. What can we look forward to in the future for you two.
||“Chain Gang Soldier” ||
Well Angel said a lot of things at the house show. And thats all Angle does, hes very good a talking. I mean, not as good as yours truely of course. I've got skills on the mic that most of these kids in the lockerroom can only dream of having. But, ya know, i also know that there is a time to put up and shut up. And that time is coming soon. And if its a feud Angle wants, then, I'm game.
||“Stuart Scott” ||
Well, John. Our times about up, enjoy the second half. This is stuart Scott sending it back up to you guys in the booth.
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"...
An Olympic Obstacle..." '
Location:
EBWF Houseshow - San Antonio,
TX.
Time:
07:45pm
Date:
5/10/06
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The arena of an EBWF House show is buzzing with excitement and anticipation for whats going to happen next. Then, suddenly the lights go out and a series of violin notes begin to playthroughout the arena. The voice of Mike Shinodo folows it saying "Are you ready? Lets go!" Then a thunderous bass note hits and pyros simultaneosly errupt from the stage. Fort Minor's "Remember The Name" Blasts over the PA as John enters the arena to his music. He play to the audience a bit before making his way to the ring. He gets up on the ring post and does more taunting before settling the audience down. His music stops and he grabs a mic
||“Chain Gang Soldier” ||
Yeah, im back after furthering my rap carreer.
But yall've suffered too long, don't worry, cuz THE CHAMP IS HERE!!!
Yeah, that champs back, and with a brand new agenda
Beat more fools down, than you can fit in a mexican hacienda.
And the first one up is that lame oylmpic joke
I got more wins over this cat, than RVD's got smokes.
Now i know Kurt says hes changed, hes a whole new guy
I say don't bother, im still hotter, than Texas is July.
So Kurt wants to come here, and call me vanilla ice.
Why u always gotta go racial, Kurt, man that aint nice.
I've said it once, but ill repeat it once again.
Callin me Ice aint an insult to me, me and Ice are good friends.
So whats next Kurt, in ur insults, u gonna call me Eminem
Of all the insults, Kurt, thats the worst of 'em
Me and Marshall are tight, i consider him a homie
You thinking that insults me, you just don't know me.
Me an Em' rap strong, and will continue for a long
Time, my rhyme, aint no mistaking it with his
Any more racial questions, man i'll ace that quiz.
Look, Kurt, you can't add up with me, you aint even my equal
Im the terminator son, your a legally blond sequal.
I'm hot like Ginoili, this kid he don't know me.
Any skills that he has, he's yet to show me
You're like Stackhouse in his game, you skills are all stale.
But like TP in the clutch, i come through, never fail.
You wanna talk about my moves, how i aint got nothing stock
Cuz, ya know there nothing as great as a hip toss and Shamrock's Ankle Lock
You say the only thing i rock is pumping up my shoes
Man, you need to get caught up, bro watch the news.
My FU's the most feared move in my class
BUt if that don't work, I'll take those reeboks and shove them up your ass!
Aight, thats enough of the rap game, i think i've proved my point. Now, i know all of you expect me and just rip through everything Kurt said at the house show last week. But, i aint gonna do that. That would be the easy thing to do. i mean, yeah, kurt talked some trash and said a lot of things about me in the ring. But thats in the past. Cuz me and Kurt aint even in the same level. I've beaten him plenty of times in the past, and there aint nothing thats gonna stop me from doing it again on smackdown. Im gonna beat the red white and blue out of Angle. Maybe then he'll realize that he needs a new claim to fame, rather than his one gold medal. Man, that aint nothing kurt. You won that medal in 1996, ten freakin years ago. What have you done since then? win a few matches in the WWE? Man, thats the pee-wee leagues, junior. We play with the big boys now. But this aint nothing new to you kurt, your used to having to play up to people. Unlike yours truely, whos gonna have to play down this thursday. OUr match is gonna be like Andre Agassi playin Zack Gowan in a tennis match. Kurt, guess which one you are. Look, i can stang out here and just drone on and on, but that aint what this is about. You said you wanted a feud, Kurt. Just like the days of WWE, when i whooped your ass up and down the arena hallways. Well kurt, im game. You want a piece of the Dr Of Thugonomics, all you gotta do is ask. I've said it from day one, if you want some, Come Get SOME!!!
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Cena drops the mic as "Remember The Name" hits again and he makes his way to the back. JR and King take over, discussing the upcoming Smackdown show.
OOC: Eh, yeah, its not much. I put it together quick since im in the process of moving. Whatev