Raps

Alrighty,ya'll know how on the old BRP i had a page for freestyles against people.Now this page is for raps i make up freestyles n shit.The new thing here is NOW U can send me ur raps to put on here,ya know what im sayin?Just send em to b_to_tha_r@hotmail.com.If ya have any suggestions for freestyles,songs or shit,say em in the forum,ya know what im sayin?

MICROPHONE ASSASSIN

By B-ROC

This Just in,
3 sucka MC's were knocked out,
By the Microphone assassin!
beats blastin!
bring trucks,bring the silver
from the cheques i've been cashin!
bashin miles away
down with my shit(OW!)
Can't even count how many hoes that i've been with!
The rhyme and the mic are like a corperate merger,
They go together like Burgess's gut and a cheeseburger!
The day that B-Roc loses his flow,
Is the day the hair on Keith Atwell's bald head grows
In escrow,
my rhymes are bein kept, I've been kickin it while other mothafuckas slept!(oh!)
The microphone asssassin(oh!)
Mothafucka goin down,all the time,
Im the microphone assassin!
Beats blastin!(oh!)

RANDOM FREESTYLE

By B-ROC

Im down with any sex and any race,
You beatin me is like Billy Crystal playin Scarface,
I can't see it,Blood in my eyes,
I go up to ur face like POW!SURPRISE!
(People cheering) OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

KFC PROMO

By BIRDMAN

Now KFC,
Is tha place to be,
Where good 'ol people wanna go n eat,
Ya got Popcorn chicken,ya got chicken wings,
but best of all,ya got tha BIRDKING!!!!!

B-RAD.G

By B-ROC

My name's B-rad.G,
I smoke tha big G's,
better known as B to tha R.O.C,
I make bitches wet when they walk by me,
My rhymes sting like killa bee's
I see bitches bangin to "bitch please"
hoes go to me and get down on their knees,
these bitches can't get enough of my keys,
I'd whop a man's ass like jet Li,
I got real skills that u can't see,
im the guy who'll never flee,
always got an ace up my sleeve,
i sell big numbas like u won't believe,
my hoes smell good like chronic leaves,
i make rhymes like im doin ABC's,
i can make ya itch like a flea,
For one last time,I'm B-rad.G!

IT CAN HAPPEN TO YOU(CAUSE IT HAPPENED TO ME)

By B-ROC

(Intro)
Aw yeah!
This is a true story that happened to me one night.

The situation started when i smoked too much bud
I pulled down my drores,pulled out my pud
had a hand-full of some petrolium Jelly
Started thinkin about Vikki,Donna and Kelly
I was jackin so hard that i was almost there
The door bursted open and DAMN!Keith and Tommy were there!
Before you dissrespect B-R.O.C,
It can happen to you,cause it happened to me!(and keith!)

SMOKE N RIDE

By B-ROC

We Smoke n Ride n MTC,
got some dro n a bit of E,
Got glycerine bangin in ma deck,
feelin chronic smoke goin down ma neck!
Im in a new world with my eyes so red
i get so high that i might be dead
I get these mighty flashes when i get blazed,
its like seein a dount thats so glazed
I need a big blunt to help me up
pour some weed into the lil cup
cut it all up n roll the blunt
it gets so big it can fit a cunt
i take a toke,take a super,time to get high
when im hittin it,i start to fly
i rap these rhymes straight from my head,
i eat the rhymes like i got fed,
I start sayin things that come out of my mouth,
If ya can't smoke with me,ya better fly south

STR8 OUTTA MARTOCK

By B-ROC

(intro)
LADIES N GENTLEMEN!!!!!!!!
MA-FUCKAS OF AAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLL AGES!!!!
IT IS TIME FOR OUR MAIN EVENT!!!!!
COMIN STRAIGHT THE FUCK OUTTA MARTOCK,
THE GRAND CHAMP!!!!!!!
B TO THA R.............O..........CCCCCCCC!!!!!

Im from the streets of Martock
If ya want some of this,
then walk on our block
Our beats are bliss
we fly like a flock,
bitches smoke to this
wanna run around with glocks
not a beat here ya can't miss
we wear the best rocks
none of us u can diss,
ya can't fuck with B-roc
hoes walk by and blow a kiss
they wanna suck this cock
they want the silver on my wris,
cause im from Martock!

WITH ME,AGAINST ME

By B-ROC

ya either with me or against me,
you either die or ride with B,
if ya wanna ride with R.O.C,
then ya gotta roll,into M.T.C

Riot-startin maniac,
one loaded mac,
when the sky goes black,
ya better watch ur back,
guys wanna blast me,
gods they'll never Be,
i got packs in different hoods,
ya know that got all the goods,
bitches wanna be like B-Roc
id bet ya can't sell one rock,
roll into the party and make it hot
we supply all the coke n pot,
The only king in here is B
So ur with me or against me

STREETS OF WINDSOR

By B-ROC

I strap on my white T-macs
grab my weed by the sacs
the streets of windsor is where G's r born
hoes walk around like they star in a porn
small lil hood makin lil progress
real hustlas holdin down their projects
people think this hood is a joke
full of xtc,acid n smoke
midwest,N.S don't take no shit
most of us run around with clicks
none of us act like Avon View hicks
crack dealas goin down by the punk po-pos
these streets sell out like they doin promos
Im on these streets still findin my colors
to find n gather some brothers
we never run,never sleep
we ain't no nobody's sheep
the streets of windsor is where we from
ya dissin these streets,then here we come

FAKE ASS BITCHES(diss track)

By B-ROC

no matter where i go,
im surrounded by faggots n bitch ass fakes

(VERSE 1)

I wake up late in the morning
look outside,the rain is pouring
I put my macs on,rox on,
I gotta explode like a hard rock song
head to a place full of wankstas n faggots,
n fat bitches,thats as bad as it gets
the place seems like its owned by Hicks wearing Pink
cause it has fake ass bitches that listen to N-Sync
they claim that they're the avalanche
but don't start none, even if they had a a chance
they bring pigs n pitchforks, its just another hick ranch
say how they have cars n riches
but im out now so fuck you AV bitches!

(CHORUS x3)
imma be here shootin these fake ass bitches,
from fake ass Hicks to mad-ass Snitches

(VERSE 2)
Again,i can't stand these whores
and fake-ass bitches galore
a bitch claims that shes all that
She liked me n my song which used to be phat
turned me down cause i was a toker
I pulled out the card and revealed a joker
thinks shes the queen of faggot high
Id shoot her ass up like a drive-by
She ain't a 902 hunni, she needs a nose-job
she claimin she gave my homie a blow-job
she uses guys she claims to gain the vote
when tagne gets to know her, he'll put a shell through her throat

(CHORUS x3)

(VERSE 3)
Another bitch thats all hype
is a dyke named Jessica Bryk
all she does is cry, bitch,keep it real
cause lifes more than imitating bitches n eatin pills
and the pictures of her,none of them hot
she ain't got none of the shit she says she got
cause she ain't hot shit, she scared to blow dick
thinkin shes the person guys wanna hit
the truth is, that she ain't got no tits
just because she cheers does'nt make her hot
if she steps in the wrong place, her ass will get shot
she wishes she had the same bling as me
she has a better future with Tingley
take my advice:quit bein a fake ass bitch
cause you don't even have a chance with a snitch

(CHORUS x3)

(VERSE 4)
I always knew there was some big pussys
but not as big as Jeremiah hussey!
claimin im a loser but hes the one talkin
he'd be in Woodwards shower,he'd be stalkin,
gettin dick off him and puttin his dick in em
"drugs n Alcohol is Bad fingerin woody in the ass is my hobby"
now thats pretty sad
He thought Jerry's Shack was on top
my shit was viewed by mills, his shit was a flop
He'd be thinkin hes the one ladies love to kiss
but that never happens since I ran his shack outta buisness
he has nothin better to do than throw a big fit
im done talkin bout this shit (FUCKIN FAGGOT!!!)

(CHORUS x3)

haha,B-Roc runs this mother fucker!
FUCK YOU AVON VIEW!Faggot ass school
FUCK YOU YA REDNECK MOTHERFUCKERS!
FUCK YOU AMY PARKER!Imma fuckin rob ya!
FUCK YOU BRYK!Fuckin fake ass bitch!
FUCK YOU HUSSEY!Imma gun you down!
hahaha

NEVER LEAVIN

By B-ROC

Straight up....
Im back!
and im runnin loose!

(CHORUS)
imma always be here,im never leavin
ya can't stop me,ya better start believin
with a bottle of chrys,i get my beat-in

(Verse 1)
Imma always be here makin a hit
while haters out there be takin a shit
cause they know im right hard
rackin up my dough in my tight yard
gettin hoes all the way from Anti-G
and coke deals straight down to the NYC
I got bitches runnin up like they wanna ride my cock
Im winnin world series like the red sox
Id be sellin rox in different M-Blox
hoes want my beat when they in the club
so they would shake it like they high on shrubs
Jerry Hussey can't even afford my dubs
I sip on henne and i can handle Gin
Im straight up real,fuck bein a gentlemen

(CHORUS x2)

(VERSE 2)
I got what it takes to make a beat hot im like Luda when im commin for that #1 spot
a 100 hoes i got,a wanksta im not
Once B-Roc's album is down to drop
imma wear the crown and be on top
my x-bitch will regret sayin that im gonna flop
Im turnin 40 bottles upside down like Game
you can tell the press that im back with my fame
im not the one to blame
when theres no bitches to claim
everytime you'd hear my name, i make hoes n stereos go insane

(CHORUS x2)

BIG MISTAKE(diss Track)

By B-ROC

You've made a big Mistake,bitch
You've fucked urself over
big time...

(VERSE 1)
The mothafuckin Roc is single now
Its about time you take your bow
at the start,i was on top while you were way down
now you left with a frown,
cause you're the real clown
To you,i was like your brother
Now we learned you're Bryk's life partner
ever since day 1,
you've been kissin her ass
and licked her bony bum,
and took sniffs of her gas
I should've known you were her puppet
all of that time,i should've said fuck it
everytime i smoked,
You were steamed n pissin
the grass was my way of livin,but you'd never listen
Its never hard to find you n Bryk kissin
You always put her before me for god's sake
theres something bout U and that Fake
but you know bangin her was a big mistake

(VERSE 2)
You said you wanted some faggot ass wanksta
that drinks tea and afraid to sniff coke
whats wrong wit goin out wit a gangsta?
You and him?damn,thats a fuckin joke!
Since when is it cool to date British Faggots?
That don't party or eat pussy, is that as good as it gets?
It all adds up,its indeed fate
to make his ass grass, like the shit on my weed plate
This bitch sounds like he has a vagina
I'll shoot em so quick it'll blind ya
He ran back to england cause i was commin
to put shells in him,so he started runnin
You've sunk to new lows,its very stunnin
bitch,go cry a big lake
you leavin me was a big mistake!

CLAYTON,BRYK AND LUNN'S DEMISE(diss Track)

By B-ROC

Before i begin,i just wanna say after this,im done with these sorry excuses of human beings.I've already dug a huge hole for them that they can't get out of cause these bitches are pretty much done!They've been booed out of schools,parties,events,they've even been booed off their own sites!And if they still want beef with me,THEN BRING IT!I'LL STILL FUCKIN RIP YOU GUYS TO A MILLION PEICES!

Bryk Spends too much time watchin flicks
While Becky Claytons busy hangin with hicks
they don't wanna fuck wit B,they'll just get ripped
when they step on the streets,they'll just get hit
they afraid to roc the mic and bust dat shit
i got money now,bought a newer tee
Hey Bryk,at least i hit puberty!
my cousins got bigger tits,and she's like two or three
these fake bitches think they takin Avon View
go ahead,take it,everyone knows the School is through(*Dave Chappelle Voice "you're fuckin done,son!"*)
Tell Andy Davidson to stay back in England
Id just get everyone to lay back and sting him
Jess thinks shes hot and she fixs shows
fuck,she wears dem undies with dick holes
So bryk,theres no use hiding the truth
that you's a man,so let ur dick go loose
Becky been tellin me id need to go to college
i don't need to fix my life,its only fallish
i got dem big boy toys,dont tell me to grow up
got some 44's for yo ass to blow up
So run back to Bryk and don't show up!
Becky chose England over Canada
She says they're more mature,go die like your Mama
She brings em over,i bust dem down
they sing it sober,they lookin like clowns
me and Keith took them off the shelf
I put the lead in dem by myself
This rap shits been a part of my health
I got Jerry hussey buried 6 feet deep
bitch,don't tell me not to make my mix feel heat
and what will Andy do when i say "Fuck 5-0?"(NOTHING!)
you were lookin forward to suck my Dro
Fuck,no wonder Bryks Daddy ditched her fake ass daughter!
id drug,stab ya,shoot ya,bloods thicker than water
I guess you and Ja have somethin in common
and Becky,wait till i see Andy and Bomb em
Cut off his head and stuff it in ur trunk
Ur the one talkin about bein stoned and drunk
imma hit em with more Bars
after that,i'll smoke up with Harold n Kumar
I turn high school shit into suspence(sure)
Becky's looks make (Rachael)Caldwell look like Kali Spencer
Bryk,ya gotta get off Cheerleadin
cause ur too ugly to be a man the way ur ears bleedin
Justin Lunn got on my site and started dissin me
tried to take shots but he kept missin me
Afraid to turn himself in,he was never pissin me(off)
how does Tiff Macphee have a BF if when she's dating a pussy?
He ain't tough,he's afraid to walk the streets so who's the real wussy?
he listens to country,100% pure trash
his car's worth less than my weed stash
Callin me out?that's a big mistake
"Im Justin Lunn!Its cool to hang with Fakes!"
People are sayin "Roc defeated Jerry
too street for Becky,Bryk and Clayton bout to Marry!
Justin Lunn ran from Brad Redden!"
Im done.imma keep the mic shreddin!

YEAH!JUSTIN LUNNS A PUSSY,MAN!
STRAIGHT UP PUSSY!!!!
BRYK WILL NEVER BE HOT!
She'll never have sex(Unless if it was with Becky!haha!)
And Becky,you might wanna consider gettin ur ass outta Windsor cause You'll just get booed outta Avon View and Windsor anyway!
HAHA!

ALL DAY,EVERYDAY

By B-ROC

(Little Kid) Mommy!Mommy!Look behind the hospital!Its Avon View High School!
no wait,its just a ghost!
haha,fuckin Faggots!

(VERSE 1)
guess which blocks on top right now?
were herw winnin all the fights now
takin the crowd and bringin em downtown
When I saw Lunn,I shot hiss ass down
Ya don't want beef with me,i'll win this diss
Im like Mobb Deep,Im Infamous
M-Block's sellin out,its how we win like this
don't even try to bust shit and miss
My albums are everywhere just to spread
right after i shot Bryk in the Head
I won't flop like yayo,Curtis' on his deathbed
I roll like Game with my middle finger up
Saw Andy D,I slit em,then lit er up
I'll Keep releasin fire,let the shit burn up!

CHORUS(3X)
All day,Everyday,M-Block's runnin shit
Ya ain't like this,but you're luvin this shit

(VERSE 2)
I came back to Avon View,i burnt it down!
Call me the Avon View Killa,better learn that now!
Makin paper off crack,fuck them workin Jobs!
I'll make ya do smack,i got gangs as big as mobs
I won't rest sick
unless Bryk shows the World that she has a dick
7 months remaining till ya become a Ghost!
don't try to run now,either way,you're toast!
The Dignified Arts,they'll sell the most
Im reborn like Veins,i'll lace up like (Taylor)Made
my man,Vintage,we was born on the same Day
time to finish this shit,just make the song fade!

CHORUS(3X)

7 Months to Go everyone!
till Avon Views nothin but a Ghost!
hey Becky!Ya better tell Andy to stay the fuck outta M-Block!
Or we'll get him a black tux and put em down 6 feet!
Hey Lunn,What the fuck is the Green Hornet???
that peice of shit would'nt last a round against the Pimp(scrolla)!
And Bryk,or should i say Osama!
thats your daddy Bryk!
You can see the resemblance!
haha!M-Block!

JUST ONE DAY(diss Track)

By B-ROC

BEFORE I START UP THIS SHIT,I WANNA SAY THAT THIS RAP MARKS THE PERMANENT RETIREMENT OF NESSY!!!THATS RIGHT!NESSY IS GONE!!!DONE!!!SO GET USE TO IT OR KEEP HATIN,FAGGOTS!!!

(VERSE 1)
Whats the point in livin?
When U got nothin or a fuck to be givin?
Why show love to people who turned against you?
People dissin you when they don't even know you
got too many enemies wanting to bust me
I'd just put em down,and thats just me
now everyones mad cause im makin the hits
had some tight homies,now we ain't even shit
If i could start from scratch,i would'nt have brought out Nessy
ever since then,shit turned messy
but if i can go back,I would've turned down Becky
Knowin now that she snitches just makes me wanna leave

(HOOK 2X)
If i could go back for just one day
Id tell everyone that im here to stay
cause hate it or love it,you all need me
Im like god to you people but u all can't see

(VERSE 2)
I knew people claiming they would make me
For every person that loves me,500 hate me
for all the haters,you can all kiss my ass
but after im gone,y'all will miss cash
you keep talkin shit but scared to say it to my face
One way or another,id put em in their place
but if i could turn back the clock
I would've put Bryk away with a glock
i guess im the person everyone loves to hate
now im riding solo,man,up to date
Like Pac said "I ain't time for bitches
gotta keep my mind on my motherfuckin riches"

(HOOK 2X)

Keep hatin,motherfuckers
Hate it or Love it,M-Blocks takin over
we're gonna go worldwide while all u bitch ass faggots are stuck in windsor!
M-BLOCK!!!

REDNECK KILLA(HANTS COUNTY DISS)

By B-ROC

lend me your ears for a few minutes
people hearing this diss,askin "who did this?"
imma tell you somethin,remember i said this
I got rich and all these pussies started hatin
Windsor thought it was cool to do some retarded fakin
they lost in Hockeyville,their populations fadin
No one wants to live in a town full of hicks
Hants countys full of nothin but bullshit
We all know Avon View is full of dicks
I never had spirit so they all got pissed
99% of their hot chicks dont even exist
knockin hicks out with sum blood on my wrists
I've been here for 19 years,not alots new
I bet you were my fans before Amy Parker told you not to
I would'nt be surprised if they(Avon View)elected a Snitch(U know who u r)
for prime minister since she snitches to get rich
but like Dre said,a bitch is a bitch
Bryk's an internet poser,faggot suck my dick!
all you rednecks do is hunt n fish
you talk shit about hustlas,don't make me hunt for my clips
cause Avon View will be runnin once my AK spits
Windsor ain't got no guns,they run with pitchforks
they get mad at me like im ridin a 6-4
I told y'all Avon View was gonna flop
If u don't agree,i'll make ya ass drop
imma scream "FUCK WINDSOR" and im not gonna stop
Justin Lunn & Rachael Caldwell just make me sick
for everyone who did'nt get this diss
imma tell it to everybody nice and slick
that Windsor,Hants County and Avon View can suck my dick!

MICROPHONE MASSACRE

By B-ROC AKA NESSCALADE

(Verse 1)
When i pick up the mic,i gotta sock it to 'em
with a pen,some paper and a lil Pac influence
When i spit these verses,it's either do or die
you hatin on me is just suicide
Take the damn rhythm with ya crew n ride
My flow and beats are more insane than Tom Cruise
My punchline leaves ya body with a big bruise
Don't start beefin with me 'cause you'd just lose
Fuck everybody that says my flow is wack
my raps help me get that dough in stacks
I get so high,i can't tell Dro from Crack
I take my time to make a perfect hit
I'll blow everyone out with no exceptions
I must've been born full of deception
I write real Hip-Hop,Not that fake 50 Cent shit

(Hook X2)
Microphone Massacre is what i put out
When i got the mic,ya better look out
Spittin that street shit is what im about
Nesscalade's here,im gonna win the Bout

(Verse 2)
Ya know I don't rap about shakin asses
Ya know im all about makin' classics
Like Wright & Young K,my rhymes have Elevated
never acted like I fell n faded
Diss me all you want,i'll just get bigger
Im like a hornet,the mic's my stinger
I'll sting ya by the snap of my fingers
It seems like the quicker I pop the Liquor
My rhymes get sicker faster than my ticker
My wordplay ain't quiet,it starts a big riot
No way you can fight it,so you can't deny it
You catch feelings from my sick rhymes & beats
If you challenge me now,just admit defeat
Im like Miami but I pack more HEAT
Im leavin so bow down to my Hurricane Sneaks

(Hook X2)

DRUNK FREESTYLE

By B-ROC

How have you felt when people felt ya
rhymes like mine just melt ya
i feel like i can rap on dro
fuck it,i can go Country n blow
i'll tell ya,i dont got that Jay-Z flow
dont piss me off,you can turn from friened to foe
Sometimes i feel that im the next Eminem
bitches hate me,they just femienen
Its tru i got that tru hip-hop head
ur on Allhiphop makin them flip-flop threads
you should just sell real instate instead
I dare u to snitch,even if u work for FEDS
cause you'd have nightmatres of me in ur bed
if u can't baattle me,ill just get drunk instead
u battling me is just an ass kickin
your ass is fat,what've you've been eatin?Fried Chicken?
Im done this drunk freestyle,just a loss you'll be lickin.

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